DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Perforateit: /per-for-ate-it/ Even though it hurt, Sue perforateit anyway. Just as with the tatoos and piercings she had, Sue found a sensual pleasure from the pain it inflicted. She loved the crunciness of the assalted glass chips and the sweetness of the Iscream with masochistic cherries. Her dentist, though, warned her to stay away from the attack food because it wasn’t good for her teeth. Etymology: perforated: to pierce or bore a hole in something + ate + it Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Perforateit:
artr, 2010-03-22: 07:16:00
Cute! Sometimes it’s really a challenge when a word comes around for a second time.
Pointidbit: /poin-tid-bit/ Kimberly never bought rock candy without buying orajel or anbesol. She knew the sugary pointidbits would scrape their way across the roof of her mouth while she scarfed them down, but the sweet thorsels were too much to resist, so she tried only to alleviate the symptoms rather than prevent them. About the side effect: “Oh, it’s the greatest tongue scrapper around” she explained to Zinnia while drooling blood, “it’s done wonders for my breath.” Etymology: pointed (has a sharp point) + tidbit (small piece of a food) Created by: thegoatisbad.
Chipuncture: /chipəngkchər/ Sam loves his tortilla snacks. What he doesn*t love is when he chipunctures the roof of his mouth with these insidious little shards of corn. Not only do they chipuncture the flesh, they immediately inject salt into the wound. Etymology: chip (a thin slice of food made crisp by being fried, baked, or dried and typically eaten as a snack) + puncture (a small hole in something such as the skin, caused by a sharp object) Created by: artr.
Pringleate: /pring ell ayte/ As an ER Resident, Dr. Pepper saw it all too often. Another patient who scoffed one too many salty sharp potato chip…someone who could pringleate herself in the blink of an eye. Sure, it started off innocently enough, entranced in a movie on the tv, jamming them into her mouth until she had Idahoed the roof of her mouth. Wine, beer and pop only caused greater burning and no relief. Only when the pain was unbearable had she headed for St. Dorito’s Hospital to get first aid.
Dr. Pepper swabbed her mouth with salve and sent her home. But he knew she would be back again sometime soon because they never learned. No, when the chips were down, she’d be back! Etymology: Pringle (potato chip brand sold in cardboard tubes) & Lacerate (cut or tear irregularly;irregularly slashed and jagged as if torn) Created by: Nosila.
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