DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions — thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Communenebreation: /kom myun ee nee bree ayshun/ Bud Nonweiser had a deadline for 6 am and a love of hops in their liquid form. He had already written many draftbeerdrafts of his report for work, but the more he drank, the worse his editing and decision making skills became. After a brief doze, face imprinted with his keyboard, he decided that his current drafts (both the beer and the report) were tasty and refreshing. His boss, Pete Totaller, must have understood that a report e-mailed off at 4:20 am, making no sense and in an alternate form of English must be a form of communenebreation. He decided quickly that this Bud’s not for you and e-mailed him back his severance notice. Etymology: Communication (transfer thoughts or feelings) & Inebreation (stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol) & en-e-breation (electronically intoxicated) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Communenebreation:
splendiction, 2010-04-20: 23:14:00
Bud’s to you!
Kerouacesque: /kar-ou-ac-esque/ Bob stumbled home inebriated with both hate and alcohol.Spying his open laptop on the table his cognitive cogs began to turn and in a moment of inspiration.He slumped in his chair and wrote a kerouacesque email to his boss. Etymology: Created by: sheepsshouldfly.
Liquorspondence: /Lick-or-spon-dence/ Kimberly was not immune to liquorspondence. Under the influence of romantic ballads and boxed wine, Kimberly not once, but twice, e-mailed Xavier, a yarn sales rep from Vanna’s Choice yarns. The e-mails started innocently enough, but as the wine bag deflated into her blood stream, Kimberly started to make provocative suggestions about knots and inappropriate inquiries as to the size of Xavier’s knitting needle. In both instances, she concluded the e-mail asking if she would die alone. Etymology: Liquor (21+) + Correspondence (exchange of words) Created by: thegoatisbad.
Comments on Liquorspondence:
splendiction, 2010-04-20: 23:12:00
I really like this word and will use it when I receive future liquorspondences.
Intoxikeyed: /intäksikēd/ One Saturday night Ernie intoxikeyed just about everyone he knows. He hit every social outlet he knows, from facebook and twitter, to e-mail and texting. And the world is now a better place knowing that Twinkies get soggy if you dunk them in beer. Etymology: intoxicated (drunk) + keyed (enter or operate on data by means of a computer keyboard) Created by: artr.
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