DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for “putting ice on it” when people get the “hots”.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Amourtify: /am or ti fye/ When Bengy first met Todd, he sought to amourtify Beth about Todd’s intentions.
She would not be swayed by Bengy’s uncharacteristic barkings, moanings and growls about Todd. Beth should have known better than to doubt Bengy’s motives and actions about Todd. Caught with her Maid of Honor, she allowed Bengy to amortify Todd with his sharp teeth. Etymology: Amour (Love, romance,a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship) & Mortify (Embarrass;cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of)
Created by: Nosila.
Jizzstapo: /jiztäpÅ/ Jim and his girlfriend had just settled down for a good mutual groping when the Jizzstapo made its presence known. Despite the fact that the *rents had adjourned to the basement to watch TV, Mom found an excuse to pass through the living room about every 20 minutes. First it was forgotten slippers, then an already-read book. When she ran out of lame excuses, Mom decided it was time to play the piano that just happened to be in the living room. The couple had about as much privacy as if they were sitting in a bus station. Etymology: jizz (sperm) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) + stop (come to an end; cease to happen) Created by: artr.
Comments on Jizzstapo:
Nosila, 2010-05-04: 00:39:00
sehr gut!
Notsosupervisor: /Not-so-soup-er-vis-or/ Kimberly’s niece Pamela thought that a weekend with her Aunt meant she could get away from the oppressive oversight of her parents. Pamela told her friends: “No, you guys should totally come over. She’s clueless and she lives by the train tracks.” But her dreams were deflated soon after arriving at her Aunt’s house. “Oh, I just had a security system installed, so don’t touch any of the windows or look at the plants too long.” Kimberly said. “Oh, and I have a fun night of kitten puzzles planned!” Pamela quickly realized her Aunt was a notsosupervisor. Etymology: Not + Supervisor Created by: thegoatisbad.
Libidonator: /-li-bi-do-na-tor-/ Q.: “Sylvia looked so hot in that tight little black cocktail dress. But that cantankerous old fella hovering around… wow… what a total libidonator. Who IS that guy by the way.”
A.: “That ‘guy’ is her Mother. My wife. I am Sylvia’s Dad incidentally. And your name is…?” Etymology: LIBIDONATOR (n.,) {libidonate, v.} – from “libido”: sex drive, desire to procreate, integral part of id (see Z. Freud); “nator” – suffix derived from the character of ‘TERMINATOR,’ a merciless android played by Arnold Schwarzennegger in the series of films by the same name. Created by: XMbIPb.
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