Tag: Creativity

DEFINITION: v., To be so obsessed with the lives of celebrities that you neglect your own personal affairs, responsibilities and hygiene. n., A person who is infatuated with celebrities.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Popnotized: /—/ mommy’s been popnotized by the e! channel! Etymology: pop + hypnotized Created by: p382c.

Celebrimental: /səlebrəmentl/ You can call them superstars, VIPs, or the rich & famous, whatever you like, Judy is completely celebrimental about them. She spends so much time keeping up with her faves that her husband has to schedule things like discussing their kids. Etymology: a combination of celebrity (the state of being well known), mental (suffering from disorders or illnesses of the mind) & sentimental (prompted by feelings of tenderness, sadness, or nostalgia) Created by: artr.

Spockstalker: /spok stok er/ Being a sci-fi obsessive individual, it was inevitable that Venus would become a spockstalker. She affected the terse, logical voice of her hero, Mr Spock of Star Trek. She sported the big ears and uniform of the Starship Command. She became fluent in Vulcan and Klingon. She attended every Star Trek convention in the hopes of seeing her beloved and hoped for the chance to tell him of her undying love. She was President of every Spock Fan Club and showed up at every opportunity meet her idol. When she finally did meet him face to face, she told him of her adoration and her hope that he would boldly go where no man had gone before. The police involvement in removing her from his hotel room only served to strengthen her resolve that they might travel the universe together. TRO?…how could that block the course of true love? Illogical! Etymology: Spock (Mr. Spock of Star Trek Fame..Spock is a character in the fictional Star Trek media franchise, from planet Vulcan…illogical) & Stalker (over enthusiastic fan, who stalks or sneaks about after their prey). PS…TRO (Temporary Restraining Order) Created by: Nosila.

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splendiction, 2010-05-05: 22:53:00
Did she have ear-reshaping surgery? Good word!

Brangina: /bran-jina/ Sarah has a severe case of Brangina – I suggest she adopt a baby from Africa. Etymology: Branjelina + angina Created by: ttdlxgreg.

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DEFINITION: v. To wear special uniforms and carry around unusual props in order to stimulate social interaction. n. A person who compensates for their lack of personality and weak social skills by resorting to props and costumes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Blisseltoe: /bliss el toe/ It never got old. Every Christmas, whether at work, a party or social function,heck even while Christmas shopping, Ronnie donned his blisseltoe. He was famous for it. People that had never seen it thought it funny and those who had seen it a hundred times were reminded it was funny. You guessed it…Ronnie hung a big sprig of mistletoe on his belt buckle. It was in the hopes that some girl would kiss him under the mistletoe. As he always said, it’s worth it if it even happens once! Etymology: Bliss (a state of extreme happiness) & Misletoe (Old World parasitic shrub having branching greenish stems with leathery leaves and waxy white glutinous berries; the traditional mistletoe of Christmas) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Blisseltoe:

artr, 2010-05-04: 12:15:00
I certainly hope I don’t run into Ronnie!

Nosila, 2010-05-04: 22:12:00
Luckily for you, he’s my brother-n-law in reality, not yours…you can pick your nose but not your relatives!

Licebreaker: /laɪs-brey-ker/ You could tell by how he held himself, in the corner of the party, with his rubber chicken, snakeskin flatcap and Winnie the Pooh shorts, Harry was, and always would be, a vapid licebreaker. Etymology: Lice (irritating bloodsuckers with little-to-no individual personality) & Breaker (Citizens Band Radio Slang. a person who indicates a wish to transmit a message, as by breaking in on a channel.) Created by: Ryanosaur.

Mirthdaysuit: /mərθdāsoō/ Wesley thought he was putting together a really special, sexy outfit for the upcoming pool party. With his short shorts and **wife beater** he was exposing more pasty white skin than a vat of cracklings. His friends referred to it as his mirthdaysuit, but those were only the ones who weren*t laughing so hard they couldn*t talk. Etymology: mirth (amusement, esp. as expressed in laughter) + birthday suit (nudity; the clothes you were born with) Created by: artr.

Comments on Mirthdaysuit:

Nosila, 2010-05-04: 22:13:00
mirthologically good word

Attiresome: /uh TYER sum/ Joy thought her outfits from the 70’s with the fringe, rhinestones, and jangly whatchamacallits were great conversation starters. She didn’t seem to realize that everyone else at her conservative, button-down, corporate law firm just thought they were tacky and attiresome. Etymology: attire (clothing) + tiresome (annoying; grating on the nerves) Created by: karenanne.

Comments on Attiresome:

Nosila, 2010-05-04: 22:10:00
atterific word

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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for “putting ice on it” when people get the “hots”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Amourtify: /am or ti fye/ When Bengy first met Todd, he sought to amourtify Beth about Todd’s intentions.
She would not be swayed by Bengy’s uncharacteristic barkings, moanings and growls about Todd. Beth should have known better than to doubt Bengy’s motives and actions about Todd. Caught with her Maid of Honor, she allowed Bengy to amortify Todd with his sharp teeth. Etymology: Amour (Love, romance,a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship) & Mortify (Embarrass;cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of)
Created by: Nosila.

Jizzstapo: /jiztäpō/ Jim and his girlfriend had just settled down for a good mutual groping when the Jizzstapo made its presence known. Despite the fact that the *rents had adjourned to the basement to watch TV, Mom found an excuse to pass through the living room about every 20 minutes. First it was forgotten slippers, then an already-read book. When she ran out of lame excuses, Mom decided it was time to play the piano that just happened to be in the living room. The couple had about as much privacy as if they were sitting in a bus station. Etymology: jizz (sperm) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) + stop (come to an end; cease to happen) Created by: artr.

Comments on Jizzstapo:

Nosila, 2010-05-04: 00:39:00
sehr gut!

Notsosupervisor: /Not-so-soup-er-vis-or/ Kimberly’s niece Pamela thought that a weekend with her Aunt meant she could get away from the oppressive oversight of her parents. Pamela told her friends: “No, you guys should totally come over. She’s clueless and she lives by the train tracks.” But her dreams were deflated soon after arriving at her Aunt’s house. “Oh, I just had a security system installed, so don’t touch any of the windows or look at the plants too long.” Kimberly said. “Oh, and I have a fun night of kitten puzzles planned!” Pamela quickly realized her Aunt was a notsosupervisor. Etymology: Not + Supervisor Created by: thegoatisbad.

Libidonator: /-li-bi-do-na-tor-/ Q.: “Sylvia looked so hot in that tight little black cocktail dress. But that cantankerous old fella hovering around… wow… what a total libidonator. Who IS that guy by the way.”
A.: “That ‘guy’ is her Mother. My wife. I am Sylvia’s Dad incidentally. And your name is…?” Etymology: LIBIDONATOR (n.,) {libidonate, v.} – from “libido”: sex drive, desire to procreate, integral part of id (see Z. Freud); “nator” – suffix derived from the character of ‘TERMINATOR,’ a merciless android played by Arnold Schwarzennegger in the series of films by the same name. Created by: XMbIPb.

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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Libiderace: /li beed er achi/ He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his “organ” recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His “hole” act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor’s convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience “member” and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very “stiff”. Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).

Created by: Nosila.

Sexuberant: /sex u ber ANT/ Beth couldn’t believe how sindependent her younger sister Fleur had become; Fleur could find anything sexy, even a dead man’s corpse! Beth reminded Fleur of her innappropriate comments but Fleur boasted she’d finally blossomed into a sexuberant flower for pollinsexation! Etymology: Sex + exuberant + deviant Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Sexuberant:

Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:24:00
sextra special word!

Libidoloco: /ləbēdōlōkō/ Lucy loves to turn anything anyone says into sexual innuendo. She tells people it is part of living libidoloco. Her coworkers just wish she had an edit button that they could push. Etymology: libido (sexual desire) + loco (crazy) a play on **Livin* la Vida Loca** (English: Livin* the Crazy Life), a song by Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin. Created by: artr.

Comments on Libidoloco:

Nosila, 2010-04-30: 09:20:00
where do you get your inspirations????

Peevert: /pee-vert/ Whenever Kimberly consumed too much wine from a box, she would start to make peeverted comments toward anyone around her. Etymology: Peeve (annoy) + Pervert (inappropriate sexual expression) Created by: thegoatisbad.

Comments on Peevert:

Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:25:00
peerriffic word

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DEFINITION: n., An ongoing relationship where one person does all the talking, whining and complaining, and the other just listens quietly and tries to appear sympathetic. v., To participate in a lopsided conversation where one person does all the conversing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Whinologue: /WHY-NO-LOG/ Ever since Kimberly had decided to rebuke television, she spent vacant half-hour slots in front of a mirror, practicing what she wanted to tell co-workers the next day. As a result, the office became merely a backdrop for her crafted conversations- which were whinologues in reality. Etymology: whine (complain) + monologue (indivdual uninterrupted speech) Created by: thegoatisbad.

Cantversation: /kant ver say shun/ With Trish, it was hour after hour of garrulous cantversation. Pierre could never get a word in and Trish barely took a deep breath. Good looking and sexy she was, yes, but vapid and self-absorbed, he wondered why he stayed with her. It was not as if she said anything worthwhile. It was always the trivial verbal diarrhea and intellectual constipation that annoyed Pierre the most. The sad part was that she paid him so little attention that she did not even realize he could not speak English! Quel dommage! Etymology: Cant (insincere talk;contraction for can not…unable to) & Conversation ( the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc;a dialogue between 2 parties) Quel dommage is French for what a pity! Created by: Nosila.

Solomeo: /sōlōmēō/ Once the words **Let me tell you** slipped past Sally*s lips, Edward knew it was going to be a solomeo evening. It didn*t matter if he had seen the Queen of England or if he had been hit by a bus. His job for the duration of the night was to nod reassuringly and interject phrases like **I know what you mean** or **That*s terrible**. Three hours later his mind was numb and his neck sore from nodding, all this because some clerk **looked at her funny**. His story about seeing a **queen** from England getting hit by a bus would just have to wait. Etymology: solo (a thing done by one person unaccompanied) + (used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition) a play on *O Solo Mia – a globally known Neapolitan song written in 1898 Created by: artr.

Allieance: /a lie ance/ Izzy’s allieance with Ginger allowed her endless blathering about Gert’s goings ons, Percy’s petty problems and her own injustices. As long as Ginger got to lie around all day and eat his Whiskas, he was content. He’d even try to appear sympathetic over Izzy’s gobbledygook! Etymology: From: alliance or partnership + lie, to fib…and lay around. Created by: splendiction.

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James

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