The Verbotomy Splinterview: JediJawa’s Right-Brain

Verbotomy Game Inventor, James Gang, chats with jedijawa, winner of Dan Pink’s Right-Brain.

James Gang: Congratulations on your win jedijawa! Here are the final stats: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php?week=2007-04-11.

Weeklink has called you “creative genius and fierce competitor”, so I am sure that all the other Verbotomists have one question they would like to ask: How do you come up with your words?

jedijawa:
Sometimes the words pop into my head, but I usually try to think of synonyms for the concepts that go into the definition. Then I try to play off of those, if they have a good sound to them, or can be mashed together with another word. If I’m having a hard time, I’ll see what direction that the other players are taking so that I don’t end up repeating what someone else has already done.

James Gang:
Did you find Verbotomy harder when you first started playing? Did your creative approach change or evolve as you played?

jedijawa:
When I first started, I did find it hard to think in terms of creating new words to the definitions, as I tended to over-think it. Now I try to let something come naturally and may look up a few synonyms to jog my memory or to get the creative process started.

James Gang: And now, as award-winning Verbotomist, is your creative approach different than when you started?

jedijawa: I don’t know how the others do it, but there are some long time members of this site who have been consistently amazing! And I don’t know how they do it every day like that, or how I managed to win the contest that week. All I can say is that I’m glad I came up with “blahg” or I wouldn’t have made it.

James Gang: Have your heard of Dan Pink before? What do you think of his idea that Right-Brainers (i.e. creative people ) will rule the future?

jedijawa: I have not heard of Dan Pink but I am pessimistic about the future of right brained-thinkers.

James Gang: Do you consider yourself a “Right-Brainer”?

jedijawa:
I fancy myself a Right-Brainer but I’m afraid that creativity is dying out in society with the proliferation of so much pacifying technology that eats up people’s time. Nobody goes to see theater, the symphony, or live performance art anymore because they can get all of that on their ipod, from Netflix, or from turning on satellite radio or tv. I’m afraid the same is true for reading, playing music, or creative writing (except for maybe some of those bloggers out there).

James Gang: Are you “creative” at work?

jedijawa: I am an attorney so I get some chances to be creative in my law practice and my job focuses on words and language so I consider myself to be a logophile. In the end I think that blogging is currently my most creative outlet.

James Gang: An Attorney? Wow! Do you have any opinion on the way the game of Verbotomy is structured? Would you change any of the rules, or the way it is played?

jedijawa: No, I’m pretty happy with the way that you have it laid out. I like the way that you’re doing some contests now so that you have more motivation to push for the big win in a week. I wouldn’t say you have to do that all the time, but the occasional contest is nice.

James Gang:
We will see what we can do about the contests. As you know we are doing the Verbotomy Cup this week, and next week we are doing a themed week around the novels and stories of Cory Doctorow. It should be fun, especially for you, as an Attorney, because Cory has some very strong opinions about copyright/copyleft and intellectual property, so we should come up with some great Verbotomy challenges… And speaking of definitions, do you have any rattling around inside your head? Would you like to share them with us?

jedijawa: I would like it a lot … I just have forgotten the couple that I thought of earlier this week. How about:

“The act of circling a parking lot looking for the closest possible space to your destination.”

Or:

“The tendency for people to believe they are above average in some activity when it is a statistical impossibility (because we can’t all be above average).”


James Gang: Those are great. We will add them to our list and I will email you when we post them. So once again, congratulations on your win! By the way, Dan Pink is in Japan for 3 months, so it could be a few more weeks before he sends you an autographed copy of his book A Whole New Mind: Why Right-Brainers Will Rule the Future.

jedijawa:
The prize was a neat incentive for this week and I see that you’re doing it again. So, thanks again. I’m still surprised that I beat that Stevenson fellow. I was a bit more inspired this week and maybe that was why … or I just got lucky! 🙂

Why do you keep looking at your spoon?

DEFINITION: To steal a look at your reflection in a window, mirror or other reflective surface; often done furtively so not to be seen as vain.

Why do you keep looking at your spoon?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Arroglance: /ar-ro-glance/ David took a arroglance at himself in the car mirror, not to check the tailgater, but to make sure his hair is perfect. Etymology: arrogance, as in vane/glance Created by: toadstool57.

Windowcopping: /winn doe kop ping/ she windowcopped her way down high street and assured herself she looked great, but, having stepped in three different sample of dog excrement while checking herself out, she didn’t smell really as good! Etymology: window-shopping, copping a look. Created by: galwaywegian.

Narcissusneak: /nar-SIS-uh-sneek/ Marsha is a chronic narcissusneak. The other day she was checking herself out in a store window and walked straight into a street musician. Etymology: narcissus (myth. – fell in love with own reflection) + sneak Created by: Alchemist.

Slyball: /sly-ball/ Whenever she passed a reflective surface, she would slyball her image to ensure she was prim, proper and still pretty. Etymology: sly + eyeball Created by: Stevenson0.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=spoon

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Aah, aahh, AAAHHH! ohhnnn…

DEFINITION: An incomplete sneeze; starts with a nose tickle, followed by a sharp intake of breath, but then it vanishes, leaving only a vague sense of incompletion.

Aah, aahh, AAAHHH! ohhnnn...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gesundhalt: /gah-zunt-halt/ In 18th century Europe, regular intake of snuff was a common remedy to gesundhalt. Etymology: gesundheit, only halted Created by: Alchemist.

Snee: /s nee/ as Carol snee’d for the 7th time that day due to hay fever the irritation became too much and she poked herself in the eye to force a full sneeze out. Etymology: snee, half a sneeze. Created by: erasmus.

Snotyet: /snoy ee et/ a series of snot yets left her exhausted and her dinner guests strangely unhungry. Etymology: snot not yet Created by: galwaywegian.

Snease: /s-niece/ Just as she was about to sneeze, she encountered a snease, that sharp nasel pain of an unfullfiled sneeze. With a snease all the symptoms of a sneeze are there, but the satisfying achoo. Etymology: sneeze + cease Created by: Stevenson0.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=aah

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

I’m calling to tell you that I’m doing my toes

DEFINITION: To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems.

I'm calling to tell you that I'm doing my toes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Blahg: /blahhhg/ Stephanie published the smallest details on blog which, in time, became a blahg for its level of minute and pointless detail. Etymology: blah + blog Created by: jedijawa.

Obcell: /ob-cell/ Jenny would obcell with her best friend. However, with the new all-you-can-talk plan on her phone, Jenny became totally obcelled, letting everyone know everything she did. This obcellsive behavoiur drove her boyfriend to purchase the call display and call block features for his phone. Etymology: obsess + obsessed + cell Created by: Stevenson0.

Epicdemic: /epic-dem-ic/ She was stricken by the deadly epicdemic that compelled her to constantly think of herself as the only real person on the planet – everyone else was a fictional prop to her story Etymology: epic + epidemic Created by: Jabberwocky.

Yackberry: /yak-bair-eee/ Sue is such a yackberry that she felt the need to call and tell me how many licks it was taking to get the the center of her tootsie pop. Etymology: yack, blackberry Created by: purpleartichokes.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=toes

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Excuse me, but that’s my button

DEFINITION: To push a pushbutton that has just been pushed by someone else because you “need” to push it yourself; common at elevators, traffic lights, and family meetings.

Excuse me, but that's my button.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Superflupress: /sue-purr-flu-press/ Gordon was such a controlpanelfreak that he was always superflupressing in the vain thought that he could override everyone else’s intentions. Etymology: superfluous (surplus to demand) + press Created by: petaj.

Prescalate: /press-cah-layt/ he arrived at the traffic lights and couldn’t help but prescalate… the other gentleman responded with his own prescalation…the situation then prescalated to such a point that neither of them were prepared to leave the button even when the lights changed… Etymology: press, escalate Created by: rikboyee.

Pushwhacked: /push-wackd/ Although it was already pressed, Jill pushwhacked the buton continuously until the elevator arrived. Etymology: push, bushwhack Created by: toadstool57.

Digiredoo: /dih-jih-ree-dew/ The button was lit. Clearly, someone had already pushed it. So why did I feel the need to digiredoo? Etymology: digit, redo, and didgeridoo (An aboriginal wind instrument that has absolutely nothing to do with this word.) Created by: purpleartichokes.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=button

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game