Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for “putting ice on it” when people get the “hots”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Libidobstruct: /leh-BEE-dobe-strukt/ The Doberman that Harriet’s dad had trained to become loudly aggressive to libidobstruct Norman when it became apparent that he was making any effort to come on to or move too close to Harriet proved to be a very effective, leaving Norman intimidated and frustrated. Etymology: Blend of ‘libido’ (sexual instinct or sexual drive) and ‘obstruct’ (to interrupt, hinder, or oppose the passage, progress, course, etc., of) Created by: Mustang.

Assaultpeter: /as salt pee ter/ Diane’s Dad had developed a chaperone for his lovely nubile college daughter. It was their pet pitbull terrier, Fluffy, who was a natural assaultpeter when all the young men came to try and save her from the Martian invaders by surrendering her virginity. That line did not work in 1968 either… Etymology: Assault (force (someone) to have sex against their will & Saltpeter (urban myth that sodium nitrate was used to curb male libido and therefore was introduced into the food of military and prisoners) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Crassual: /kras-u-al/ Solivia Sleezebain had a tendency to speak very crassual about every person she had ever met. Etymology: Added ual from Sex(ual) to Crass ~ Crass ; So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility Created by: abrakadeborah.

Libidity: /lib id it tee/ Marnie’s sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer’s funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out… Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)
Created by: Nosila.

Sexgestive: /seks-jes-tiv/ Most people are familiar with the concept of the “dirty old man”. Some might even be OK with the smart-mouth juvenile but few are as comfortable with the “dirty young woman”, who’s every utterance is sexgestive. Etymology: sexual (concerning reproduction, intercourse) + suggestive (implies something improper or indecent; risqué) Created by: artr.

Sexuation: /secks-yew-AY-shun/ Millicent had the annoying habit of finding sexuations in the utterations of others whether or not any such innuendo was intended. Etymology: Blend of ‘sexual’ (of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes) and ‘insinuation’ (to insinuate: to introduce (as an idea) gradually or in a subtle, indirect, or covert way) Created by: Mustang.

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DEFINITION: n., An ongoing relationship where one person does all the talking, whining and complaining, and the other just listens quietly and tries to appear sympathetic. v., To participate in a lopsided conversation where one person does all the conversing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Uniblather: /yoo-nuh-blath-er/ Jane’s cat seemed to be unaffected by her uniblather. Unfortunately, the annual trip to the vet disclosed a case of bleeding ear syndrome. Etymology: unilateral (relating to, occurring on, or involving one side only) + blather (to talk or utter foolishly; blither; babble) Created by: artr.

Whyneetawker: /why-nee-taw-ker/ Annette was such a whyneetawker that her poor cat tried to get away from her every chance he could! Etymology: Whinnnnnyyyy; To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint.
To complain or protest in a childish fashion.

Tawker ; play on the word “Talker” ; Someone whose talk is trivial drivel and non stop empty words. Created by: abrakadeborah.

Jabberapport: /JAB-er-rap-or/ Libby has great jabberapport with patient listeners who always seem to resist the urge to interject any comments of their own, and are content to let her jabber away because she is just impossible to dislike. Etymology: Blend of ‘jabber’ (to talk very quickly and with a lot of enthusiasm, especially in a way that is not sensible or that is difficult to understand) and ‘rapport’ (a relationship in which people like, understand, and respect each other) Created by: Mustang.

Babbelon: /bab bel on/ Poor Marmalade, the orange cat. His owner Frieda would gab nonsense at him all day and he could not avoid it, unless he fell asleep. He spent most of his days escaping babbelon. Etymology: Babble on (talk and talk, foolishly) & Babel (a confusion of voices and other sounds(Genesis 11:1-11) a tower built by Noah’s descendants (probably in Babylon) who intended it to reach up to heaven; God foiled them by confusing their language so they could no longer understand one another)& Babylon (capital city of the ancient Mesopotamian kingsom of Babylonia) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: n., The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you’ve sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v., To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Remorseinebremail: /re-morss-in-EEB-ree-mayl/ Upon awakening after his marathon on-line experience while totally blitzed, Jerry had a major attack of remorseinebremail when he saw the entries in his email ‘sent messages’ folder. Etymology: Blend of ‘remorse’ (regret), ‘inebriated’ (intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol) and ’email’ (electronic communication) Created by: Mustang.

Facedownbook: /fayse down book/ When Leonard came home from work and got soused every night, he often felt a strong urge to phone, email, text or Facebook everyone he had ever known and say rambunctious things,which he did not remember in the morning. One morning, after such an orgy.org he had achieved facedownbook, when his boss unfriended him by disabling him;his girl dumped him by text and he felt like a real A-ol…his textoserone was at an all-time low. Etymology: Facebook (popular social media site on computer) & Face down (fallen on the floor;drunk;out of it) Created by: Nosila.

Drunkzmailz: /Drunks-mails/ Dimwhitter Derloke had a very bad habit of sending drunkzmailz speaking his inebriated mind…when he should have gone to sleep instead of typing drunk. Etymology: A play on the words Drunks and
Mails. Created by: abrakadeborah.

Alcotrepemailidation: /al-kuh-trep-ee-meyl-i-dey-shuhn/ As he wakes from a weekend of partying Jerry sees his laptop and is filled with alcotrepemailidation. Did he really send those flaming emails that he was thinking about? He groggily looks in his sent folder only to find messages that are complete gibberish. Whew! Thank goodness for whiskey-reduced typing skills. Etymology: alcohol (liquor) + email (a system for sending messages from one individual to another via telecommunications links between computers or terminals) + trepidation (tremulous fear, alarm, or agitation; perturbatio) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v., To clean up another person’s mess, only to have all their garbage dumped right on top of you. n., A person who tries to help other people solve their problems but always ends up in deep doo-doo.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Litterati: /lit ter a tee/ After Joe had finished reading “Cat on the Hot Tin Roof”, he had to go clean out Tiger’s stinkbox. After tripping over his pet and showering himself with its debris, Joe became a true litterati. Etymology: Litter (trash;material used for animal indoor toilets) & Literati (the literary intelligentsia;people who write, are well written or who publish or critique books) Created by: Nosila.

Gallantrashed: /gal-uhn-trasht/ Maybe it’s karma, maybe just bad luck but whenever Ben tries to make amends for someone else’s mess he gets gallantrashed. Etymology: gallanrtry (dashing courage; heroic bravery; noble-minded behavior) + trashed (to destroy, damage, or vandalize) Created by: artr.

Assistrophy: /Assist + trophy/ “If you keep trying to reconstruct your neighbour’s ceiling, you’re going too assistrophy!” Etymology: Assist + Catastrophy/Atrophy Created by: ElCappa.

Comments on Assistrophy:

ElCappa, 2013-02-06: 11:37:00
Probably should be a noun though

Samaritrashed: /seh-MAYR-eh-trashd/ As often as not when Harlan would voluntarily attempt to solve other people’s problems he would get it wrong and end up being severely samaritrashed for his well intended efforts. Etymology: Blend of ‘samaritan’ (a person who is generous in helping those in distress)and ‘trash’ (v. to subject to criticism or invective; especially: to disparage strongly ) Created by: Mustang.

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