Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: n. A punishment which does not fit crime. v. To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ninjustice: /nin-juhs-tis/ Despite the very public nature of his crimes the executive was given a punishment that seemed almost nonexistent. The stealth nature of the judgment caused many to declare it ninjustice. Some, thinking he must have been intoxicated, accused the judge of ginjustice. Etymology: ninja (a member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth) + injustice (violation of the rights of others; unjust or unfair action or treatment) Created by: artr2.

Indecentencing: /in-dee-sen-ten-sing/ Graham was ecstatic. Due to the judge’s indecentencing, he was practically getting away with murder. Etymology: from indecent ( improper – not suitable or right or appropriate; “slightly improper to dine alone with a married man”; “improper medication”; “improper attire for the golf course”) AND sentencing (The act of pronouncing a judicial sentence on a defendant) Created by: Negatrev.

Fauxtence: /foe-tense/ Mr. Ponzi Fakkier, your fauxtence requires that you have a staff of thirty people to make sure you abide by the rules of the court, to maintain a lifestyle of luxury…via our tax payers. Etymology: Faux – Not genuine or real; being an imitation of the genuine article. Tense; taken in part from the word Sentence – Court judgment, especially a judicial decision of the punishment to be inflicted on one adjudged guilty.
Created by: abrakadeborah.

Penrong: /pen rong/ When the judge gave the sentence of 30 days in a luxury penthouse jail to the CEO of the biggest con job of the century, the defence lawyer filed an appeal called a penrong. Afterall, it was a victimless crime, no blood was spilled and such a sentence was cruel and unusual punishment for a mere bookkeeping error. Forcibly placing his client in such a primitive environment constituted a penal implant, which undermined his client’s basic human rights and dignity. Etymology: Pen (short for penitentiary or jail) & Enron (Billion dollar fraud scandal)& Wrong (incorrect) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v. To love someone forever and a day, despite the fact that they have some rather annoying and seemingly intractable imperfections. n. A couple which has been together for a long, long, long time.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Oldazdirters: /old-as-dirt-ers/ Mr. Marvin Molded and his sweetie, Mayof Molded were celebrating breathing and their eleveteen hundred years of being oldazdirters and married on Valentine’s Day. Etymology: Old – Having lived or existed for a relatively long time; far advanced in years or life.
As – To the same extent or degree; equally.
Added “er” to Dirt – Earth or soil.
People who are as old as dirt are “oldazdirters” 😉 Created by: abrakadeborah.

Dinospouse: /dahy-nuh-spaÊŠs/ Jim and his wife have been together for quite some time. They have a good sense of humor about their relationship. They will often refer to each other as their dinospouse. Etymology: dinosaur (any chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptile) + spouse (either member of a married pair) Created by: artr2.

Valentimes: /val en tymes/ Catherine & Eddy had been together for over 50 years. Through good times and bad, they remained in love and were perpetual valentimes. Etymology: Valentine (a sweetheart chosen to receive a greeting on Saint Valentine’s Day) & Times (ages, long periods) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Disreheartful: /dis ree hart full/ Those two pigs are very disreheartful of each other. They love each other unconditionally, with their hearts, even though they each have a lot of warts and don’t realized they love one another. Etymology: Disregardful (thoughtless); Heart (the part of the body where love happens) Created by: andrewmcshea.

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Disinfatuatious: /dis un fat u a shus/ The mans love for the woman was disinfatuated becuase of the constant ignorance from her. Etymology: dis meaning not, infatuated- to be filled with a passion of love, Created by: kathleenlarry.

Obloveious: /ob luv ee us/ It was like the story of Pigmalion. Prof.Henry Piggins (he of the Swine Lake and Ham-let fame) was obloveious to the fact that his protegee, Miss Eliza Sueylittle (as played by Miss Piggy in the Hollywood movie version) had turned from an experiment into his one true love. Although he was much older than her (his nickname was Jurassic Pork)and an old boar, he was sty-mied that she had turned into sow beautiful a creation. (From a sow’s ear into a silk purse, some would say. They would be linked forever and have an oinkredible relationship. Etymology: Oblivious (unmindful,inattentive) & Love (any object of warm affection or devotion) Created by: corinneiscoolerthanzach.

Influbberious: /in-phlub-Ear-E-us/ Micheal was influbberious, he saw me in my cute short shorts hanging all over him and he just didn’t even talk to me even when i was infront of him and said hi. 🙁 Etymology: in ; into
flub ; flop
obvious ; plain to see Created by: Xyzcam.

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DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Stalkmarket: /stok mar ket/ When Bessie and Clarabelle were looking for dates, they went to the local stalkmarket. It never worked as their chosen dates turned it into a night of whine and roses. Where could they find love that would allow them to live happily heifer after? Etymology: Stalk (the act of following prey stealthily) & Stock Market(an exchange where security trading is conducted by professional stockbrokers) & Meat Market(not just an actual shop for selling meat, but slang for a bar where people pick up each other) Created by: Nosila.

Proflidate: /Proff-lee-date/ Dave will never find love while he continues to be proflidate.

Sharon realized that proflidating was getting her nowhere. Etymology: From dating (To go on a date or dates with) and profligate (adj. unrestrained by convention or morality; “Congreve draws a debauched aristocratic society”; “deplorably dissipated and degraded”; “riotous living”; “fast women”) AND (noun. someone who dissipates resources self-indulgently or a wasteful person) Created by: Negatrev.

Missguided: /mis-gahy-did/ Harry’s search for amour is often missguided. He thought he had discovered a gold mine when he came across a neighborhood bar called the Velvet Boot that was frequented primarily by females. His flirtation always seems to be with Miss IDon’tThinkSo. Etymology: miss (to fail to encounter, meet, catch) + Miss (a title of respect prefixed to the name of a unmarried woman) misguided (misled; mistaken) Created by: artr2.

Concupid: /Con cue pid/ Rick was concupid looking for love in the pharmacy. Marta said, “Suzy is so concupid.” Etymology: Con=Anti; Against
Cupid= A symbol of love
Therefor; Against a symbol of love Created by: spotter.

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DEFINITION: n. The embarrassing situation which occurs when a someone says “I love you” and you cannot say it back because you don’t “love them”, you just “like them”. v. To feel uncomfortable when someone says “I love you.”

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Toadallyawkwart: /toe dal lee ok wart/ When the Frog told Esmeralda she was toadallyawesome and she should kiss him, it became a toadallyawkwart moment for her. Should she risk lip warts or should she free a handsome Prince from a spell? She decided that since her dates had been far and few lately, she would give him a big kiss on his (yuck) green lips. He immediately turned into a photo of a handsome Prince, with a slogan on him saying, “Someday, your prints will come..” She dearly hoped that she would not have tadpoles! Etymology: Toad (amphibian, like a frog) & Totally (like awesome, to the full extent) & Awkward (not at ease socially; unsure and constrained in manner)& Wart (What you allegedly get on your hands while handling a toad) Created by: Nosila.

Gawkward: /gaw-werd/ Joyce had decided to terminate her relationship with Tim. He might be handsome but they have absolutely nothing in common. She planned to tell him goodbye when they went out to dinner. It was a truly gawkward event made worse when Tim pulled a ring out of his pocket. Etymology: gawky (clumsy) + awkward (inelegant) Created by: artr2.

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