Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Flatuluctant: /flat-choo-luck-tunt/ Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion. Etymology: flatulence+reluctant Created by: youmustvotenato.

Sarfartic: /SAR-FAR-TIK/ Dave, you’re so sarfartic that your shit doesn’t even smell. Etymology: A really unfunny fart. Created by: idavecook.

Flatentionalist: /flat ten shun al ist/ Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old. Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author) Created by: Nosila.

Ruedischarge: /roōdischärj/ Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch? Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit) Created by: artr2.

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DEFINITION: v. To greet a person on the phone in rude or obnoxious manner, and then do your best to ignore, or talk over, whatever they say as the conversation continues. n. A person with atrocious phone manners.

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Lineswine: /line-swine/ “WHO’S THIS?!?!?” barked the old lady over the phone. I immediately hung up. Not dealing with lineswine today. Etymology: line (phone line) + swine (pig) Created by: youmustvotenato.

Sinsolent: /sin sil ent/ Rudi Persson was prone to be a sinsolent individual. She was paid to answer phones and help people, but in fact, she did the opposite. When people told her, “Have a Nice Day”, she would mutter, “I’ve made other plans”. Etymology: Sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Insolent (marked by casual disrespect;an offensive disrespectful impudent act;trait of being rude and impertinent; inclined to take liberties)

Created by: Nosila.

Obnoxyeller: /əbnäkyelər/ Brittney is such an obnoxyeller that nobody wants to be placed near her cubicle. Her shrieking has been known to effect calls by other salespersons. Strangely, her customers find her ranting more entertaining than offending. They also tend to be fans of the Soup Nazi from Sienfeld. Etymology: obnoxious (extremely unpleasant) + yeller (a person who is loud/shouts) Created by: artr2.

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DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.

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Coughractured: /kôfrakchərd/ Jimmy doesn’t really want to talk about his latest injury. Apparently he is embarrassed that he coughractured his finger while picking his nose. Etymology: cough (expel air from the lungs with a sudden sharp sound) + fratcured (the cracking or breaking of a hard object or material) Created by: artr2.

Accidumb: /ax-e-dumb/ After tying my shoes, I stood up too fast and got an accidumb as my leg cramped up. Etymology: accident+dumb Created by: youmustvotenato.

Hackcident: /hak sid dent/ Although in full body cast after his mishap, Steve was lucky to be alive. He had accessed secret Defense Dept. records and his hackcident was as a result of a professional visit by some burly, zealous Marine MP’s. Semper Fi! Etymology: Hack (To gain access to (a computer file or network) illegally or without authorization) & Accident (a mishap; especially one causing injury or death)

Created by: Nosila.

Ouchpotato: /owch poe tay toe/ the unfortunate juxtaposition of the remote control between cushions and the couchpotatos descending butt transformed him to an ouchpotato. Etymology: couch potato, ouch Created by: galwaywegian.

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DEFINITION: v. To call a phone “help line” and spend 45 minutes pushing buttons and screaming at dumb voice-recognition system, before being automatically disconnected. n. A push-button or voice-activated phone menu system designed to irritate those who use it.

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Hapline: /hap-line/ I called up customer service trying to resolve my issue. Navigating the Indo-audio maze, I eventually surrendered to the hapline and just hung up. Etymology: hapless- ill fated + helpline- customer service via phone Created by: youmustvotenato.

Vexchange: /veks chaynj/ When Rory got the usual runaround on the voice-activated system of his telephone provider, he went crazy pushing numbers, trying to connect to the complaint department. He figured that this was their main vexchange and it took him 20 minutes of phone aggro before he was finally cut off. It is just as well that he did not reach a real human voice, as he would then have discovered that the agent worked half a world away and spoke English he had just learned in the past 6 months!Ma Bell was now Ma Dumbbell in his books. Etymology: Vex (cause annoyance in; disturb, especially by minor irritations)& Exchange (a workplace that serves as a telecommunications facility where lines from telephones can be connected together to permit communication)
Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v. To hover near, or directly on top of, a person who is busy doing something else, in order to force them to immediately surrender their full attention. n. A person who invades other people’s private spaces and uses the social discomfort to demand attention.

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Endotopamaniac: /Endo-topuh-maniac/ My wife’s side of the family are all endotopamaniac. Etymology: Endo- Within
top- Place
-maniac- one having a madness or passion for Created by: beardo.

Constihoveritis: /CON-STEE-HUVUR-EYE-TIS/ Aye this girl has a mad case of constihoveritis! Etymology: consti- continuous, hover, itis- disease Created by: sjacksonnnn4.

Hovercopter: /Huh-Ver-Cop-Ter/ “Cindy stop being such a hovercopter! I seriously can’t focus with you clogging up my airspace.” Etymology: Hover: n. to remain suspended over a place or object
Copter: n. see “helicopter” Created by: KJHowerter.

Phercataoiddaemon: /Fair-cat-uh-oyd/ The man’s girlfriend was a Phercataoiddaemon; she was constantly demanding he pay attention to her at all hours of the day. Etymology: Pher- To bear
Cata- down
oid- like
daemon- demon Created by: roulouken331.

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roulouken331, 2011-11-03: 14:42:00
COOL!

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