DEFINITION: A person who insults people for a living.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Insultant: /in-sull-tant/ Daniel had a difficult time explaining his job as an insultant to the throngs of douchebags who would ask him about it daily. Etymology: Insult + consultant Created by: Banky.

Comments on Insultant:

lumina, 2008-06-30: 19:10:00
Damn that was a good one!

Tigger, 2008-06-30: 21:49:00
Simple, yet effective. Good word.

Profijeerer: /prof-i-jeer-or/ Jenny is a professional profijeerer, who makes her living at celebrity roasts. Etymology: PROFIJEERER - noun - from PROFITEER (someone who makes a profit on the sale of difficult to obtain goods) + JEERER (someone who jeers, or mocks, or treats someone with contempt)
Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Profijeerer:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-30: 08:15:00
Like it a lot- fab word.

Promiliater: /pro - MIL - ee - ait - er/ Hannah is a vicious promilitater, caring only for the ‘bottom line’ on her pay stub while cheerfully reducing those she targets to a blubbering shamed state. Etymology: Blend of professional and humiliate(er) Created by: Mustang.

Donrickles: /don-rik-ls/ Elaine heard there was an opening for a donrickles at her neighborhood Y. It was in the psychology department three nights a week. All she had to do was show up at the “Who Stole My Self-Esteem” meetings and pretty much be herself.

She decided it was perfect for two reasons. One, it was part-time and her nights were free, and two, she always considered herself a “people person.” Etymology: Don Rickles: Became known as an insult comedian by learning to respond to hecklers. Created by: lumina.

Comments on Donrickles:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-30: 19:52:00
Good word.

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Definition Comments:

metrohumanx - 2008-07-01: 06:17:00
CONGRATS! INSULTANT is simple yet effective.
I wish i could learn not to use a large word when a diminutive one will do.
Economy is everything.

DEFINITION: A place, or a moment, where all the different kinds of truths fit together, and where there are many different ways to be absolutely right about everything.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shangrilatitude: /shang ree lat tee tood/ It was as if the Gods had conspired and picked Rosalee to experience a shangrilatitude on Friday June 13, 2008.
Everything her heart desired was fulfilled that day. She arose early to check her voicemails and received one from her boss saying he was giving her the next 3 weeks off with pay, as he had eloped with the love of his life. She enjoyed a leisurely breakfast on that sunny warm day on her terrace,checked her lottery numbers in the newspaper to discover she had won a fair sum and got a big bouquet of flowers delivered from “a secret admirer”. Her shower had hot water for the entire shower and she was able to finally fit into that cute new dress she had bought before starving herself for the past few weeks. She decided to go out and headed straight to her travel agents and thought she’d check out a quick getaway for herself. She lucked out on a deal to Maui and flew out that night, upgraded to first class due to overbooking. On board, she was seated by a gorgeous hunk of a man, who as it happened, was single, rich and in search of a wife. They “clicked” and when they landed spent a glorious week getting to know each other in the island paradise. Before flying home, they went straight to a jewellers and bought her a honking big diamond ring. Rosalee’s bliss knew no bounds. She called her family to invite them to her big celebrity garden wedding and was suddenly jarred back to reality by the customer lined up at her till in Walmart asking if there was a further discount on the Prada-like shoes she was buying for $7.38? Oh well, thought Rosalee, next time I get a shangrilatitude, I really should lie down before I dream! Etymology: shangri-la (any place of complete bliss and delight and peace; imaginery paradise on Earth)& latitude(freedom from normal restraints in conduct)& attitude (a complex mental state involving beliefs and feelings and values and dispositions to act in certain ways) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Shangrilatitude:

Mustang, 2008-06-27: 02:00:00
Shazam! Same thing happened to me once…..but it was from too much cheap wine. Good word!!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-27: 11:03:00
great word

lumina, 2008-06-27: 11:32:00
Great word! And I was gonna say I want Rosalee’s life, until “our” bubble was burst. ha

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 18:02:00
Great word, love your stories.

Juxtadisposition: /jux - tuh - dis - po - zish - uhn/ Having spent many hours over many days and months in trance and dental meditation, Ora Ghami had achieved a state of total juxtadisposition, at peace with the world and himself and finally and absolutely contented with his life, though still asking no one in particular, “Can’t we all just get a bong?” Etymology: Blend of juxtaposition, ‘an act or instance of placing close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast’ and disposition - ‘the predominant or prevailing tendency of one’s spirits; natural mental and emotional outlook or mood; characteristic attitude’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Juxtadisposition:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-27: 11:00:00
love it - very funny

Nosila, 2008-06-28: 00:03:00
Good one…he achieved NERVEana!

Paradaxiom: /para-dax-ee-um/ After many months of meditating, Jenny was able to slip into the state of paradaxiom. Etymology: PARADAXIOM - noun - from PARADISE (a place of extreme beauty, delight, or happiness) + AXIOM (a self-evident truth that requires no proof) Created by: Stevenson0.

Utopizone: /U-tope-iz-own/ Rachael must have thought she was in Utopizone, when she dreamt the wedding dress that she had had her eye on for ages had been reduced to half price! Etymology: Utopia( an imagined state or place or state of things) + Zone ( an area or place) = Utopizone Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Utopizone:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-27: 10:59:00
excellent

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 18:06:00
Absolutely great word.

Nosila, 2008-06-28: 00:02:00
Bob has malfunctioned…Bob has malfunctioned…Bob has malfunctioned!
Good word

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy - 2008-06-26: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel The Sirens of Titan.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

DEFINITION: n. A social network built on the intertwining connections between the people, ideas and things. v. To communicate on social network.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Socioneurons: /sose - eyo - new - rons/ The daily interactions with friends, family, and coworkers were the socioneurons that allowed for Miranda’s growth socially as well as philosophically. Etymology: Blend of socio…’society’, and neuron ‘a specialized, impulse-conducting cell that is the functional unit of the nervous system’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Socioneurons:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-26: 10:57:00
very nice

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:55:00
Lovely word.

Affilamentation: /a-fill-a-men-tay-shun/ Humans form deep affilamentations during their lifetimes, beginning with the umbilical cord and continuing with IPODs. Etymology: filament (threadlike fiber) + affiliation (association with society) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Affilamentation:

TJayzz, 2008-06-26: 08:45:00
Great!

Nosila, 2008-06-26: 23:28:00
I guess we are all tied together somehow!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:54:00
Fantastic.

Fiberoptimism: /fy ber op tim izim/ Zoe decided that her destiny rested on the fiberoptimisim of those around her…where she fit into the great skein of things. Spun like the rich tapestry of her life, many people stood out like like gold and silver threads…sew rich in character, shining examples, sterling in their influence and adding value and sparkle to the lives of others. Others were more basic and filled in the background and sketched the pattern, woven with little flair, but constancy and predictability and a good yarn from time to time. Then, of course, there were others, like Uncle George, who became unravelled or frayed if he got needled and always needed to be mended and kept in stitches. Oh yes, Zoe decided, I am going to hoop it up, because if you didn’t give a darn,it could be a crewel world out there! Etymology: fiber (the inherent complex of attributes that determine a persons moral and ethical actions and reactions) & optimisim (a general disposition to expect the best in all things;the optimistic feeling that all is going to turn out well) & fiber optics (the transmission of light signals via glass fibers)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Fiberoptimism:

TJayzz, 2008-06-26: 06:40:00
Excellent word

Mustang, 2008-06-26: 08:10:00
A fiberopticism….I like it.

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-26: 10:56:00
nice

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:57:00
Terrific word and sentence.

Corenections: /Kor-nek-shuns/ Lisa thought it very important to have plenty of corenections in life and that was what had made her who she was today. Etymology: Core(Depths of one’s being, the central or most important part) + Connections(a link or relationhip) = Corenections Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Corenections:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-26: 10:56:00
great combo

Nosila, 2008-06-26: 23:00:00
not just good…core-ageous!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:57:00
Very clever.

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy - 2008-06-26: 00:01:00

Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

DEFINITION: A person who, using an example from their own life, steers people away from a line of speculation by reducing it to an absurdity.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Antidoter: /anti-dote-er/ Joe was an antidoter who always had an antidote from his wonderful past for his young nieces and nephews as to why they should not to do anything. Because Joe was an antidoter, his family called him Uncle Don’t. Etymology: ANTIDOTER - noun - from ANTI (a person who is opposed to a particular practice, or action) + ANECDOTE (a short account of a particular incident, or event of an interesting, or amusing nature, often biographical) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Antidoter:

Nosila, 2008-06-25: 21:49:00
Good word, his wife must be an Auntidoter!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-26: 07:01:00
Great word.

Reminosence: /re-mi-no-sens/ Whenever she tried to have a meaningful chat with her boyfriend about where their relationship was headed he would veer off topic with crazy reminosenses. Etymology: reminiscence + no sense Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Reminosence:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-25: 09:37:00
Very good word.

Nosila, 2008-06-25: 21:55:00
Why is it that the road to ruin is the future part of the stroll down memory lane?

Nonfollyer: /non fol lee yer/ Colin was a nonfollyer and he wanted to ensure than his daughter, Colina, became a nonfollyer,too. Although he encouraged independence in her, the truth was they were so much alike, it was scary. She had his hair, skin and eye colours;matching outfits; liked the same foods and tv shows and of course the name thingy. If Norman Bates were a girl and Mrs., Bates was her Dad, that would describe Colin & Colina. He tried his best to teach her his values and for her to learn from his own poor examples, but Colina was going to be her own woman, no matter how much influence he thought he had over her. She decided long ago that her first order of business would be to move away from her Dad and leave their home, the Bates Motel…just in case a male Janet Lee ever came to stay with them…that would require Psycho-analysis for sure! Etymology: non (not,not at all or in no way) & folly (foolish or senseless behavior;the trait of acting stupidly or rashly the quality of being rash and foolish;a stupid mistake) & follower (someone who travels behind or pursues another; one who imitates others)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Nonfollyer:

Mustang, 2008-06-25: 02:32:00
Deck the halls with vows of folly? Good word!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-25: 12:25:00
funny

Flashyak: /\ˈflash\ yak\
/ “Kill me now” little Lisa thought as her Dad spew forth another reason she couldnt get a new computer whilst having another flashyak. Etymology: Combination of Flash meaning to appear suddenly :an idea flashes into her mind or to move with great speed and Yak: to talk persistently to chatter Created by: hooterbug.

Comments on Flashyak:

wordmeister, 2008-06-26: 11:02:00
good one!

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy - 2008-06-25: 00:01:00

Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Leashentious: /leash-en-shush/ Sally was so leashentious that she bought her boyfriend a special choker that was electronically hooked up to her earrings so that she could monitor his behavior. This way she could prevent him from having illicit leashaisons. Etymology: leash + licentious Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Leashentious:

Nosila, 2008-06-24: 20:28:00
Good one…you need to get them into Walmart for Christmas!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-25: 06:41:00
good word;like the story too.

Reindear: /rayn - deer/ Elizabeth is a veritable reindear, keeping her fiancé, Duke, on a very short leash, seldom letting him out of her sight and dominating most of his time thereby making sure that other women were kept at bay. Etymology: Blend of rein (means of controlling) and dear Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Reindear:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:13:00
like it

Nosila, 2008-06-24: 20:25:00
Love it…is she also a care-ibou? You sleigh me!

Domimator: /dom-i-mate-or/ Because of Jenny’s insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a total domimator. She domimates to the point of completely controlling and smothering Joe, her boyfriend. Etymology: DOMIMATOR - noun - from DOMINATOR + MATE Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Domimator:

Mustang, 2008-06-24: 08:17:00
I think I dated her way back when.

Programouriste: /proh GRAM-oor-IS-teh/ Roxie was starting to think that a “binary” approach was needed to have Bob’s love 24/7. Computer savy, she thought that a amicrochip behind the ear might just do the job.(Look how intensely she’s studying his ear) An amonopolist she was; an enthralling programouriste she planned to be. Watch out Bob! Remember today’s science fiction is tomorrow’s reality. Etymology: PROGRAM: To train to perform automatically in a desired way; to train to behave in a predetermined way; a systematic plan for the automatic solution of a problem by a computer. AMOUR: love or desire,” from Anglo-Fr. + ISTE: one who practices (the Old French form.) Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Programouriste:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:12:00
very funny

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy - 2008-06-24: 00:01:00

Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James