Transpurrance: Don’t kitty me!

May 16 2012 by James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet. n. Emotional transference.

Don't kitty me!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Transpurrance: /trans-pur-uhns/ Cindy is very close to her cat. Unfortunately Mr. Furball often sets her mood for the day. If he treats her poorly everybody in the office will do their best to stay clear. The emotional transpurrance can be deadly. Etymology: tansferance (the shift of emotions, especially those experienced in childhood, from one person or object to another, especially the transfer of feelings about a parent to an analyst) + purr (to utter a low, continuous, murmuring sound expressive of contentment or pleasure, as a cat does) Created by: artr2.

Kissplace: /kiss plays/ When Shania was dissed by her cat, she instead decided to kissplace her resentment on Roger and broke up with him. Now she is catatonic and not feline anything… Etymology: Kiss (the act of caressing with the lips) & Displace (take the place of)

Created by: Nosila.

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Motherbucker: Omigod! He’s… He’s… Beautiful!

May 15 2012 by James Gang

DEFINITION: n. The emotional connection between a mother and her child, which continues on through life despite all the protestations. v. To be loved by your mother and even though you complain about it a lot.

Omigod! He's... He's... Beautiful!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Motherbucker: /muhth-er-buhk-er/ Tim’s mom treats him like he’s still two years old despite his stint in the Marines and his job as a cop. As she nuzzles up to him and calls him her “Pookie Wookie” he becomes a motherbucker. Etymology: mother (a female parent) + bucker (to resist or oppose obstinately) Created by: artr2.

Maternality: /mat urn al it ee/ She always told her daughter, “You’ll always be my baby, even when you’re eighty!” It was her chant of maternality. Now her daughter is eighty and she at 100 still has her baby! Etymology: Maternal (characteristic of a mother) & Eternity (time without end) Created by: Nosila.

Mombarrasment: /mom-barr-rass-mint/ She’s a bit of a mombarrassment when she smothers Doug because he always complains afterwards. Etymology: mom + embarrassment Created by: Koekbroer.

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Ivoid: I am in tune with me.

May 14 2012 by James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what’s really important – your own feelings! n. A person who is humming their own tune, and ignoring everything else.

I am in tune with me.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ivoid: /ahy-void/ Mary loves her music. Once she sticks her earbuds in she can ivoid anything unpleasant or bothersome. Etymology: i (from iPod/iPad) + avoid (to keep away from; keep clear of; shun) Created by: artr2.

Tonezoner: /TONE-ZONE-UR/ SHE’S SUCH A TONEZONER I’M SUPRISED SHE DOESN’T GET RUN OVER Etymology: TONE-BEING TONED IN TO TUNES
BEING ZONED OUT AS IN IN HER OWN WORLD Created by: logan260.

Noblivious: /nob liv ee us/ Isadora was noblivious when she zoned in on her music and dialed away the world. She missed seeing so many accidents that she caused due to her inattention. Etymology: Nob (variant spelling of KNOB,a button on a dial to adjust sound on a radio) & Oblivious (failing to keep in mind) Created by: Nosila.

Tunehead: /toon-hed/ “Wow, Rachel is a real tunehead. She walked right past that old woman who fell down without so much as a glance” Etymology: tune + head Created by: Koekbroer.

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Fructosy: This donut is so good!

May 11 2012 by James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances — often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

This donut is so good!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fructosy: /frook tow see/ George loved anything sweet, particularly sweet fruits, especially those in liquid form. He was mad about madeira, sanguine for sangria, a muscateer for muscatel and okay for tokay. Even the next days wrath of grapes was worth it for the sense of fructosy he could achieve. Etymology: Fructose (a simple sugar found in honey and in many ripe fruits) & Ecstasy (a state of elated bliss)
Created by: Nosila.

Glutomania: /Glut-o-mania/ To have a deep carving of all sweet things to the point excess Etymology: From gluton and mania Created by: Harbow.

Sugargasm: /shoog-er-gaz-uhm/ Mel is not allowed to have sweet rolls or donuts if he wakes up early in the morning. The noise generated when he has a sugargasm is likely to wake most of his apartment building. Etymology: sugar (a sweet, crystalline substance, C 1 2 H 2 2 O 1 1 , obtained chiefly from the juice of the sugarcane and the sugar beet) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation) Created by: artr2.

Shunkie: /shunk-ee/ Jim is such a shunkie…..he starts getting squirrelly about 10:00 am and climbs the walls till he gets a donut or candy bar. Then he eats 3 or 4 and starts crashing about 2:00. He’s fortunate his metabolism is so high. Etymology: junkie: technically slang for anyone who has an addiction to opiates usually but loosely applied to addiction to other substances as well. i.e. He’s a sugar junkie. “Shunkie” is a fusion of those two words, “sugar” and “junkie” Created by: logan260.

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Glutomania: This donut is so good!

May 11 2012 by James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances — often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

This donut is so good!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Glutomania: /Glut-o-mania/ To have a deep carving of all sweet things to the point excess Etymology: From gluton and mania Created by: Harbow.

Fructosy: /frook tow see/ George loved anything sweet, particularly sweet fruits, especially those in liquid form. He was mad about madeira, sanguine for sangria, a muscateer for muscatel and okay for tokay. Even the next days wrath of grapes was worth it for the sense of fructosy he could achieve. Etymology: Fructose (a simple sugar found in honey and in many ripe fruits) & Ecstasy (a state of elated bliss)
Created by: Nosila.

Sugargasm: /shoog-er-gaz-uhm/ Mel is not allowed to have sweet rolls or donuts if he wakes up early in the morning. The noise generated when he has a sugargasm is likely to wake most of his apartment building. Etymology: sugar (a sweet, crystalline substance, C 1 2 H 2 2 O 1 1 , obtained chiefly from the juice of the sugarcane and the sugar beet) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation) Created by: artr2.

Shunkie: /shunk-ee/ Jim is such a shunkie…..he starts getting squirrelly about 10:00 am and climbs the walls till he gets a donut or candy bar. Then he eats 3 or 4 and starts crashing about 2:00. He’s fortunate his metabolism is so high. Etymology: junkie: technically slang for anyone who has an addiction to opiates usually but loosely applied to addiction to other substances as well. i.e. He’s a sugar junkie. “Shunkie” is a fusion of those two words, “sugar” and “junkie” Created by: logan260.

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