Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.n. The sounds a person makes when they are trying to think.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cerebawl: /ser-i-bol/ She couldn’t bare the sound of his cerebawlling whenever he got writer’s block. Etymology: cerebral (relating to the brain, intellectual) + bawl (to shout or cry loudly) Created by: CharlieB.

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Nosila, 2011-01-13: 21:37:00
Call a wah–mbulance!

Ruminoise: /roōmənoiz/ Roy isn’t normally one to ponder deep subjects very often. When he does the ruminoise can be deafening. Etymology: ruminate (think deeply about something) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance) Created by: artr.

Contemplalalate: /con-tem-plah-lah-late/ Fed up with his children’s complaints whenever he indulged in noisy cogitation, he installed sound-proofing insulation in his study. At last, he could contemplalalate as much as he tralaliked. Etymology: contemplate + ‘la la la’ Created by: Carla.

Cogsqueaktation: /koj skweek tay shun/ Shelley knew every time when Mortimer was trying to come up with a new Verbotomy word because she could hear his cogsqueaktation all the way from upstairs. It was like the sound of very rusty bedsprings being scraped down a blackboard and it made her wince. Etymology: Cogitation (attentive consideration and meditation;a carefully considered thought about something)& Squeak (a high-pitched, screeching noise)

Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v. To sacrifice your health, your family, and even a few friends to money, only to discover that money doesn’t like you. n. A sacrifice made for money that goes unrewarded.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sacrifiscalamb: /sak rif is kal lam/ Like a born again zealot, she had pursued her selling pyramid like a religion and forsook her friends, her family and her health to acquire the top-rated status and finer things of life…her mansion, expensive cars, exotic trips and designer attire. But it was lonely counting all that money on your own. Her profit had become her prophet. On the altar of high consumerism, she had become a sacrifiscalamb. Etymology: Sacrificial Lamb (someone or something which is given to people in authority and which is expected to be harmed or destroyed, especially in order to prevent other people or things from being harmed or destroyed) & Fiscal (involving financial matters) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sacrifiscalamb:

galwaywegian, 2011-01-12: 03:58:00
baaad!

Profittear: /prof-i-tār/ Working to the detriment of one’s home life is the classic sign of a profittear. Etymology: Profit (gain resulting from use of capital) + tear (to cause pain, bitterness) Created by: CharlieB.

Cacashtrophy: /ka kash tra fee/ His life was a cacastrophy, he felt as he walked around dollerously Etymology: catastrophy, cash Created by: galwaywegian.

Overtwotimer: /ōvərtutaɪmər/ Every time Tim tried works extra hours to get ahead, life becomes an overtwotimer. Some kind of monetary crisis will jump up to put him further behind. Etymology: overtime (time worked beyond one’s scheduled working hours) + two-timer (deceive or be unfaithful to a lover or spouse) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v. To reject a compliment. May indicate low self-esteem, or false modesty, or even a psychopathic aversion to flattery. n. A person who has difficulty accepting praise.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Kudoesnt: /kew-dus-nt/ Charlotte had a rebuttal ready for any compliment. The speed and ease with which she would reel off (seemingly endless) lists of her defects, revealed her many years of practice as a kudoesnt. Etymology: kudos + doesn’t Created by: Carla.

Dissedmiss: /dis-d-mis/ She thought he must be being sarcastic about her new hairstyle. In that, she was a classic dissedmiss. Etymology: diss + miss (failure to hit the mark) Created by: CharlieB.

Comments on Dissedmiss:

galwaywegian, 2011-01-11: 15:11:00
🙂

Refeudiater: /re fyoo de aytor/ When Biff told Penelope she looked hot, she argued with him. She always argued with anyone who tried to compliment her. She lived up to her reputation as a refeudiater. Maybe she should just move to Alaska. Etymology: Repudiate ( reject as untrue, unfounded, or unjust) & Feud (a bitter quarrel between two parties)& Refudiate (Sarah Palin’s made-up word) Created by: Nosila.

Complimental: /kom plih men tahl/ She went totally complimental when he kissed her hand. leaving him with a broken heart nose and tooth Etymology: compliment mental Created by: galwaywegian.

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DEFINITION: v. To be angry and disappointed (and secretly embarrassed) when your children grow up to make the same foolish mistakes that you did. n. The emotion parents feel when they see their children make the same mistakes they did.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fishappointment: /fish ap poynt ment/ Eddy & Molly had high hopes for their young fry, Gill. But time after time he created fishappointment in his parents by repeating their errors. Like most tuna-aged offspring, he skipped school, wore a mullet and a sole-patch, his room smelt and he swore just for the halibut. His parents were fishsatisfied with his behaviour and to avoid further fishcontent, they carped at him until he got a job. He was a fishgruntled bass-tard at first, but finally found his porpoise and plaice as a spawn-broker. Etymology: Fish (any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills) & Disappointment (a feeling of dissatisfaction that results when your expectations are not realized) Created by: Nosila.

Offsting: /ôfsting/ John and Mary did all they could to encourage their children but their descencan’ts fail at just about everything they attempt. The offsting
they feel means they often avoid conversations that involve children. You won’t even find them listed on John or Mary’s Facebook pages. Etymology: offspring (a person’s child or children) + sting (a hurtful quality or effect) Created by: artr.

Genethick: /jen eh thik/ The fishy world of genethicks shows more misinformation in our double eelix than had been previously thought Etymology: genetic thick Created by: galwaywegian.

Heirroneous: /air-roh-nee-us/ Like his father, and his father’s father before him, Tim heirroneously believed money could buy him happiness. Etymology: heir + erroneous (containing or derived from error) Created by: Carla.

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DEFINITION: v. To push yourself so hard to reach an impossibly high standard of perfection, that you undercut your own success. n. An impossibly high goal which practically guarantees failure.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Overdude: /ōvərdoōd/ Like many guys Walter feels the need to take things to extremes. The fact that he fails just about every time he attempts to overdude something doesn’t change his approach. Etymology: overdo (carry to excess; exaggerate) + dude (a guy, man) Created by: artr.

Martryer: /mah-trigh-er/ Simon’s self-loathing drove him to pursue impossible goals. When, inevitably, he failed, he could at least wallow in the sanctimonious self-pity of a martryer. Etymology: martyr + try Created by: Carla.

Robjective: /rob jek tiv/ Rob decided to get that close, smooth shave he had always wanted to impress his girlfriend, Venus. Conventional razors just didn’t cut it for him. He pulled out his trusty Xacta and went for the juggler to meet his robjective. As he desanguinated,calling 911, he realized that if he had just used a regular razor, his name could now be Nick, instead of DOA! Etymology: Rob (To deprive unjustly of something belonging to, desired by, or legally due) & Objective (the goal intended to be attained (and which is believed to be attainable)
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