Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Carmunicator: /kar mew nik ay tor/ The instalation of a novelty hooter in his car turned him from a carmunicator to a carmoonicator Etymology: communicator, car Created by: galwaywegian.

Beepcreep: /beep kreep/ The neighbors called Jeff, Captain Hornblower, because he never got out of his car when he called on Nancy. Her father thought him just a beepcreep, who showed no respect, because he’d never even bothered to meet the family when he first came calling on his daughter. One morning he woke up and thought somewone had been in his garage, but nothing seemed amiss. That is until he drove up to Nancy’s house and pressed the car horn. Instead of the usual beep, the noise of a grunting pig bellowed throughout the neighborhood. The racket was so embarassing, he stopped pressing the horn. If only he’d bothered to meet Nancy’s family, he would have learned that her brother was famous for his custom car horn jobs… Etymology: Beep (a short high tone produced as a signal or warning;call, summon, or alert with a beeper;make a loud noise) & Creep (someone unpleasantly strange or eccentric

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Beepcreep:

remistram, 2010-11-15: 08:51:00
haha funny!

Honkhint: /hongk-hintt/ The longer he honkhinted the more she took her sweet time to get ready. He would look like the mental health patient in the eyes of the neighbours, not her. Etymology: honk (like a car horn) + hint (to communicate or suggest in an indirect way) Created by: remistram.

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Nosila, 2010-11-15: 18:53:00
think I met him…

Toottootcommon: /toōttoōtkämÉ™n/ When Glen pulls up to pick up Jill, he acts like Tutankhamen, too good to get out of his custom chariot and ring the doorbell. Jill’s dad thinks of Glen as toottootcommon, an all-too-typical teenager with a all-too-noisy car horn. He hopes this is the only type of horn(y) he has to deal with. Etymology: toottoot (a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument) + common (occurring, found, or done often; prevalent) a play on Tutankhamen – Egyptian pharaoh of the 18th dynasty Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v. To be so dependent on computers and other gadgets, that you cannot communicate or even think without them. n. A person who cannot communicate, or even think, without using an electronic device.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Technobsess: /teck-no-ob-sess/ Of course all the slow walking people ahead were slowing her pace down. There should be a law she thought, all those technobsessed people texting while walking should get a ticket, especially the ones stopped dead in their tracks. Those who particularly can’t spell and walk at the same time. These are the same people who cannot chew gum and walk at the same time. Etymology: techno (short for technology as in current electronic gadgets) + obsess (to dominate, besiege, control) Created by: remistram.

Ipaddicted: /eye pad dik ted/ Although not as tech-savvy as most, George had gotten an iPad for his birthday and was totally hooked on it. He had become ipaddicted to the little machine. It absorbed his every waking hour and his only interraction with others humans was over machinery. He had neither the time or the energy to pursue real-live girls. For George’s benefit, one hopes they make a new version soon that can allow George to marry and have kids online. We doubt George’s mother would approve…she of the black & white tv; Beta tapes and rotary phone… Etymology: iPad (A tablet computer made by Apple Inc…) & Addicted (compulsively or physiologically dependent on something habit-forming) Created by: Nosila.

Iflip: /īflip/ Chalk up another one to late-night marketing. Chuck fell for the come-on for the latest brain-boosting gadget, the iFlip. It promised to expedite the decision-making process. What it turned out to be was an electronic coin flipper, one simple button that activates a randomly-generated CGI coin image and a e-voice that calls out heads or tails. As silly as it sounds Chuck’s life has improved. Net result? A better-looking, smarter girlfriend and a higher-paying job. If only he could decide whether or not to buy the newest model. Etymology: i (as in iPhone, iPad, iPod) + flip (turn over or cause to turn over with a sudden sharp movement) Created by: artr.

Tweetwit: /tweeee twiht/ They were the perfect couple, he was a tweetwit, she was a tweetwitterher Etymology: tweet, twit Created by: galwaywegian.

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DEFINITION: v. To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won’t do what you say. n. A complaint about someone who doesn’t do things the way you want.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Whinerack: /whyne rak/ When Crackin’ Rosie could not get her way with her spouse, Corky Merlot, she would use the wine rack as a whinerack and sack him on the head. He was mulling over grabbing a cab and leaving her to cross the bordeaux,and run off with his girlfriend, Sweet Sherry. To his riesling, any port in a storm was better than living a lie and becoming Pinot keyo. Being married to Rosie had become a real champain. Etymology: Whine (to complain;a complaint uttered in a plaintive whining way)& Rack (torment emotionally or mentally;an instrument of torture)& Wordplay on Wine Rack (a wooden or metal frame used to store bottles of wine horizontally)
Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Whinerack:

karenanne, 2010-11-11: 16:25:00
Pinot keyo – I had to sound that out, then I got it! Funny… : )

Nosila, 2010-11-11: 18:55:00
I heard of a wine for seniors…you can drink it all night and not have to get up to visit the toilet…it’s called Pinot More!

Differenceofopanion: /dih fer en sov oh pahn yun/ Mr. Velcro wasn’t as smooth as he thought, judging by the scars received from his latest differenceofopanion Etymology: difference of opinion, pan Created by: galwaywegian.

Spatulicks: /spachəlikz/ Lidia likes her boyfriend to help her in the kitchen. He isn’t so willing to volunteer. She doesn’t tolerate any variance from her way of doing things. Whatever utensil she has in her hand may be used to correct his technique. He might end up with spatulicks, ladlelumps or even whiskwhacks. He makes a point of leaving the room whenever she is working with a knife or fork. Etymology: spatula (an implement with a broad, flat, blunt blade, used for mixing and spreading things) + licks (a smart blow) Created by: artr.

Rebelkettle: /rebb-l-kett-l/ He was thankful that she didn’t rebelkettle him with the heavy Le Crueset dutch oven pot, instead she grabbed the closest thing – the electric hand mixer which she plugged in and proceeded to stride towards him aiming carefully at his hair, beaters whirring. Etymology: rebel (revolt, defy) + kettle (pot or canister) Created by: remistram.

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DEFINITION: n. A reprimand, usually given to a “significant other”, for improper labeling of the relationship. v. To scold someone for incorrectly describing, at least from your point of view, the state your personal relationship.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Prematuration: /PREE MAT CHOUR ATION/ Boy, get your prematurated ass out of my face! Don’t go jumpin’ the gun, I’m, not even sure if I’m that into you. Etymology: Premature ejaculation and that fuzzy feeling you get when the sex was really good last night. Created by: idavecook.

Beratemate: /bee-rate-mate/ At their very own wedding why did she still continue to beratemate him? Etymology: berate (as in scold) + mate (partner) Created by: remistram.

Lovechide: /luv chyde/ When Dwayne was heard by Dahlia to be calling her “his old lady” in front of his poker buddies, she was livid. She had made him a lovely home, gave him 2 beautiful kids and helped by doing the books for his car repair business. She had no choice but to give him a lovechide, before he was ordered to sleep on the couch and ponder how he could make it up to her. Etymology: Love (a beloved person; used as terms of endearment)& Chide (censure severely or angrily) & Wordplay on Lovechild (the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Lovechide:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-10: 13:45:00
😀

Berationship: /birāshənship/ Every time he expressed affection, she would detail his foibles. Theirs was less of a relationship and more of a berationship. Etymology: berate (scold or criticize angrily) + relationship (the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected) Created by: artr.

Comments on Berationship:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-10: 13:46:00
best of the day

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DEFINITION: n. Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v. To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fadmonishun: /fad mon i shun/ Betsy had asked her aging old hipster dude of a Dad as to whether or not she should get a tattoo. He told her to learn from his misspent youth and forget about putting graffiti on her body. His fadmonition clearly fell on deaf ears. She returned home with a large tattoo of Justin Bieber’s initials on her arm. Dad advised her the whole story about his tattoos. He too had honored his favourite bands with tattoos. KISS on his ring fingers;THE KINKS at the nape of his neck;SPINAL TAP on his backbone;ABBAdomen on his stomach;THE STONES you-know-where and just above his heart, GERRY & THE PACEMAKERS. Etymology: Fad (an interest followed with exaggerated zeal;popular trend) & Admonition (cautionary advice about something imminent (especially imminent danger);a firm rebuke)& Shun (ignore;avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of) Created by: Nosila.

Badvice: /badvīs/ Jill would often seek out her uncles’s badvice, knowing that she was on the right track if she did the opposite. To date her best reversal was to invest in this quirky little company called Apple who her uncle said would never amount to anything. Etymology: bad (of poor quality; inferior or defective) + advice (guidance or recommendations concerning prudent future action, typically given by someone regarded as knowledgeable or authoritative) Created by: artr.

Solicadvicevade: /sol-iss-add-vice-eh-vayde/ “Do as I say not as I do, you have solicadvicevaded me all your life young lady – now scrape that Jonas Brothers tattoo off right now – here is my belt sander!!” Etymology: solicit (as in request or seek) + advice (suggestion) + evade (as in avoid or ignore) Created by: remistram.

Counsellerr: /kown sel ur/ her mother was the ultimate counseller and she was the ultimate counsellerr Etymology: counsellerr=receive counsel and err any way Created by: galwaywegian.

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