Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: n., The fear of eating the skins of fruits, vegetables, or small animals. v., To worry about saving one’s skin while chewing on a rind, peel, or pelt.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Rindawfulous: /rynd of ful us/ Jackie lived in morbid fear of accidentally eating part of an apple peel, orange rind or other fruit covering skin. She thought of doing so made her feel rindawfulous. Etymology: Rind (peel,skin) & Awful (causing fear or dread or terror) & WordPlay on Rhinocerous Created by: Nosila.

Rindsternation: /rynd-styr-NAY-shun/ Melinda was frozen with rindsternation anytime she was faced with the prospect of eating the skin of any produce or animal, fearing that it would block up or otherwise harm her digestive system yet she couldn’t bear throwing them away fearing they could bring some sort of harm to others. Etymology: Blend of ‘skin’ (peel or rind) and ‘consternation’ (amazement or dismay that hinders or throws one into confusion) Created by: Mustang.

Treprindation: /trep-i-rahyn-dey-shuh n/ Bill’s mother didn’t mean to give him treprindation but that’s what happened. He now peels all of his food just because she trimmed the crust from his sandwiches. His wife, on the other hand, drives him just about crazy when she eats bananas peel and all and shrimp with shells intact. Etymology: trepidation (anxiety, worry) + rind (covering) Created by: artr.

Dermaversion: /‘durm a vur zhun/ Jenny Dole had long had her serious condition; dermaversion, ever since Bob would force her to eat not only the fruits, but all their skins entirely!
Etymology: derma: skin + aversion: a fear of, scared
Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Comments on Dermaversion:

DrWebsterIII, 2012-11-09: 05:15:00
THIS DEFINITION WAS A DIFFICULT STRUGGLE CAUSE IT WAS SO MORBID!!:( AND WHO IS VOTING SO MUCH IT’S OFF THE CHARTS

DrWebsterIII, 2012-11-09: 05:37:00
i’m glad with the voting enthusiasts

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DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Slackey: /‘slak ee/
Rhonda sure knew how to pick ’em! Another boyfriend who was a useless slackey , who could barely lift a finger to helm himself, let alone Rhonda, with the exception a lifting a beer to his lips! Etymology: slacker (shirker, loafer, lazybones, bum) +
lackey (servant, footman, man/gal Friday)
Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Disrequest: /dis-ri-kwest/ Jane’s boyfriend isn’t the best at helping around the house. In fact, her pet name for him is Sloth. Her disrequest for help most often includes a dig that is designed to shame him into action. It rarely works. Etymology: disrespect/dis (regard or treat with contempt or rudeness) + request (the act of asking for something to be given or done) Created by: artr.

Slappinghand: /Slappinghand – sla’pin’hand/ rather than being a helping hand, edward was known as a slappinghand by most of his friends as his idea of “help” usually ended in disaster. Etymology: A play on the phrase “Helping hand”. Rather than being helpful the aide received from this person usually ends with others cleaning the mess Created by: hellohime.

Couchslouch: /cowtch-slouch/ Jeremy rarely lifted a finger to help with anything or to fend for himself, and made no effort to suggest that he was anything but a dedicated couchslouch. Etymology: Blend of ‘couch’ (divan or sofa) and ‘slouch’ (n. one that is unimpressive; especially: a lazy or incompetent person) Created by: Mustang.

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DEFINITION: n., Second-hand sound which has escaped from a headset. v., To play music on personal listening device so loudly that it leaks out of the earphones.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shrillover: /SHRILL-oh-vurr/ Susan’s iPod played Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ so loudly that Anna gave up and left the room in a huff. Etymology: shrill (high-pitched, piercing) + spillover (excess amount) Created by: Discoveria.

Bangnamstyle: /bang nam style/ Adele was floored when her Grandma played her music so loudly on her headphones. Grandma also sang out loud and off key to whatever she gyrated to. Her current favourite was so loud, Adele called it her bangnam-style, as it would have broken most ear drums at that volume. Eh Sexy Deaf Lady! Etymology: Bang (loud noise) & Gangnam-style (pop hit by Korean PSI’s song “Gangnam Style,” which mocks the consumerism of a rich Seoul suburb and features a horse-riding-style dance) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Bangnamstyle:

DrWebsterIII, 2012-11-07: 10:55:00
clever !

Rocophony: / (räk ˈkäfÉ™nÄ“) rok ‘kafinee/ There is nothing more irritating to me on an early morning commute to work, than hearing the rocaphany of music from a fellow straphanger’s headphones over my own!
Etymology: “rock” from loud rock music + cacophony (a harsh, discordant mixture of sounds: a cacophony of deafening alarm bells Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Audiobnoxious: /awd-ee-ob-NOCKS-yus/ Great Aunt Sadie knew her headphones were spewing unwanted sounds throughout the room and were interfering with other folks serenity but she maintained her audiobnoxious ways in spite of the intrusion. Etymology: Blend of ‘audio’ (is an electrical or other representation of sound) and ‘obnoxious’ (odiously or disgustingly objectionable : highly offensive) Created by: Mustang.

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DEFINITION: v., To create the impression that you are deathly ill and represent a potentially lethal bio-hazard risk, so that your boss will ask you to “take the next couple of days off”. n., A faked illness.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fabrichondria: /fab ri ˈkändrēa/ Sue Ellen was quite the fabrichondriac, forever playing hooky and getting away with it, that her jealous co-workers begged her for one of her never failing, get out of work, contagious conditions. Etymology: fabricate: to lie, + hypochondria: imaginary illness Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Mediscam: /MED-eh-skam/ In order to extend his vacation a couple extra days, Barrymore once again conned his boss with a mediscam, reporting phony symptoms accompanied by phony photos. Etymology: Blend of ‘medical’ and ‘scam’ Created by: Mustang.

Fidochondria: /fy do kon dree a/ When Germaine Shepherd wants to have a mental health day at the beach from work, she comes down with a case of fidochondria. It scares her boss so bad, he gives her the rest of the week off. With her pug nose, poodle skirt, poochini bag,Afghan throw, pointy canine teeth, houndstooth coat and mutticulous timing, you’d think he’d have caught on by now when she plans to be sick as a dog… Etymology: Fido (Latin for “I am faithful”…pet name for a dog) & Hypochondria (a patient with imaginary symptoms and ailments)
Created by: Nosila.

Psychosicko: /Sy-koe-sick-koe/ Shane had a problem with always being a psychosicko and going overboard to his boss in order to get more time off. Etymology: Psycho-Slang for a person that’s crazy.
Sicko-Slang for a person that is constantly sick. Created by: abrakadeborah.

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DEFINITION: n., A person who exudes confidence and a strong offensive odor. v., To be blithely yet resolutely unaware of one’s own odors.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Noseating: /nohz-zee-ey-ting/ Harry doesn’t believe in deodorant. He says that people should smell like people. People around him tend to disagree. Unless he has just come from a shower, his mere presence can be noseating. Etymology: nose (the organ of smell) + nauseating (causing sickness of the stomach) Created by: artr.

Malodorblivious: /mal-oh-dor-BLIV-yis/ Leonard perceived himself to be a real hunk and thoroughly irresistible to women but he was actually malodorblivious, totally unaware of the putrid odor he exuded due to his poor hygiene habits and the only heads that were turned were those who turned away to avoid the unpleasantness of his aroma. Etymology: Blend of ‘malodorous’ (having an unpleasant or offensive odor; smelling bad) and ‘oblivious’ (unmindful; unconscious; unaware) Created by: Mustang.

Distinkt: /dis stinkt/ When Rodney returned from his lunch run each noon, Hazel found him to be distinkt,not distinct. He absolutely reeked of overconfidence and exuded a stench of airogance. Etymology: Distinct ( recognizable; marked) & Stink (smell badly and offensively) Created by: Nosila.

Spreek: /spree-kuh/ Why is it that spreeks are always men who wear sleeveless t-shirts? They always smell of B.O. or patchouli essential oil. Sometimes, with a master spreek, it’s a stenchful mixture of the two. Etymology: ‘S’ from smell + ‘P’ from perspire + reek = spreek Created by: Rhyme79.

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