Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: n. A person who adopts the stylings, mannerisms and even of the personality of their favorite rock, movie or television star. v. To derive your identity from someone else, especially a famous person.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Lilwaynker: /Lil-Wayn-Ker/ Dave struggling through a midlife crisis, did not buy a Corvette. He decided to unleash is inner rapper. When the auto tune craze hit he was unstoppable. He was so obsessed, he even got a tear drop tattoo. He became a lilwaynker. Etymology: Lilwayn (the rapper) Wanker (pejorative term of English origin) Created by: BeauKnows.

Replicrooner: /rep-li-kroonr/ When Alvin is in the shower he seems to think he is the embodiment of Frank Sinatra. More than once the neighbors have called animal control on this replicrooner sure that he is abusing some poor defenseless animal. Etymology: replica (any close or exact copy or reproduction) + crooner (singing or humming in a soft, soothing voice) Created by: artr2.

Autocroon: /Auto-crewn/ Johnny couldn’t resist breaking into falsetto every time the Bee-Gees came over the airwaves. Janice just laughed, “Here we go again with the autocroon!” Although Johnny could really stand to prop up his vocals with some Auto-Tune. Etymology: Auto-Tune + Croon Created by: dekra.

Timitate: /tim it ayt/ After watching all the Home Improvement series and the subsequent syndicated repeats every night, George tried to timitate his idol. He had a coffee cup at the hospital emergency room with his name on it and he tried to fix things around his home. His wife Julie only got really worried when Tim started making more movies and George came home dressed as Santa or Buzz Lightyear or Capt. Peter Quincy Taggart from Galaxy Quest. She warned him that he would really be the Last Man Standing if he didn’t grow up and be himself… Etymology: Tim (first name of actor Tim Allen) & Imitate (reproduce someone’s behavior or looks) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: n. A misheard or misunderstood lyric, which gives the song a completely different meaning than originally intended. v. To misinterpret a song because you “hear” different words than the ones actually being sung.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Lyricnorance: /lir-ik-ner-uhns/ John’s lyricnorance led him to some strange conclusions about some of his favorite song writers. He thinks Jimi Hendrix was gay because of ‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy’ and that some member of Creedence Clearwater Revival was incontinent when they sang ‘There’s a bathroom on the right’. His friends just howl when they take him out for karaoke night. Etymology: lyrics (words to a song) + ignorance (lack of knowledge, inexperience) Created by: artr2.

Eddievedderizm: /Eddie-Vedder-Iz-Um/ One day in 1992 a man named Eddie Vedder, Jeff Ament and Mike McCready wrote a hit song called yellow ledbetter. “Did he just say wizard or a whale?” “Box or a bag?” Or “Potato waven?” Who cares its EddieVedderizm.
Etymology: Eddie + Vedder + Izm Created by: BeauKnows.

Melohdear: /mel o deer/ Jackie Chan was motivated by a 1966 hit by Johnny Rivers. He said it inspired him to play the tough guys in all his many movies. While learning the English language, the melohdear which inspired his career was “Secret Asian Man”! Etymology: Melody (tune;musical notes in sequence) & Oh Dear (worrying phrase when something goes wrong, like Oh, My;Oh, Drat, etc) Created by: Nosila.

Mimicrong: /mimikrong/ “‘Wrapped up like a douche,’scuse me while I kiss this guy, A wizard or a whale.’ you mimicrong constantly Brad!”

“I never mimicrong! I saw it in a movie Sam, he defintiely says ‘She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.’ AC/DC was named after computer parts!” Etymology: Mimic(To Coppy) + Wrong(Incorrect) Created by: dekra.

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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dissenchanted: /dis en chan ted/ When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back… Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)
Created by: Nosila.

Sweethurt: /sweet-hurt/ Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. “It ain’t me, Babe” were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, “I shall be released”. He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue. Etymology: sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress) Created by: artr2.

Lovernot: /luv er not/ I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot. Etymology: love her / lover not Created by: Koekbroer.

Amortis: /A-more-tis/ The times they were a-changin, and Bob’s amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said “It’s alright ‘ma,” I have been released though I’m tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain’s a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone. Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis Created by: dekra.

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DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Honkasorusrex: /Honk-A-Sor-Us-Rex/ Dave, being hungry for a Sizzler steak could not bear to wait another second for his chick. He made wild honkasorusrex noises to attract his mate. Etymology: Honk + T-Rex Created by: BeauKnows.

Hornacular: /hor-naa-kew-ler/ Her mother spoke in the hornacular, just honking and honking rather than going to the door. Etymology: Created by: kalex.

Honkquest: /hon kwest/ Hank’s latest date had to endure his honkquest outside her home until she appeared. But our Honkquistador soon met his match when her irate hubby put sugar in his gas tank. Etymology: Honk (blast your car horn) & Conquest (an act of winning the love or sexual favor of someone)
Created by: Nosila.

Hornbell: /horn-bell/ John couldn’t bring himself to walk 30 feet up the sidewalk, so he simply rang the hornbell repeatedly until Jess was annoyed enough to come outside. Etymology: Car Horn + Door Bell Created by: dekra.

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DEFINITION: v. To be so dependent on computers and other gadgets, that you cannot communicate or even think without them. n. A person who cannot communicate, or even think, without using an electronic device.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dumbphoned: /dum foned/ After leaving his phone at the bar last night Doug couldn’t even call his own mother. He was completely dumbphoned, Etymology: dumbfounded + phone Created by: Koekbroer.

Cellshocked: /sell-shockt/ Katie was a terminal cellshocker. Sadly, her boyfriend had resorted to texting her immediately after sex to confirm her satisfaction. Etymology: Cell – phone network. Shocked – acute physical or mental disturbance/state of confusion. Created by: fabdiva.

Eddiction: /ee dikt shun/ Ed had such a strong eddiction to things electronic, he could not talk to a pretty girl in front of him. He had to get her e-mail or text address or facebook address before he could ask her out. He was the original cybernaught. Etymology: ed-electronic device & addiction (dependency) Created by: Nosila.

Ethetic: /ee-thet-ik/ When it comes to personal communications Wendall is ethetic. If he can’t email, text, IM or tweet he can’t communicate. Most of his “friends” don’t even know what his voice sounds like. Etymology: e (electronic) + pathetic (causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable) Created by: artr2.

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