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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
Verboticisms
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Disenchantedforestranger
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer
Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.
Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)
Fiantsy
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fee-AHNT-see
Sentence: After having given an engagement ring to his girlfriend Gertrude, Bertrand became more than a little fiantsy when he began to see changes in her personality indicating that she was more of a shrew and gold digger than he had noticed before.
Etymology: 'antsy' (apprehensive, uneasy, or nervous) used in a word play on the word fiance'
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COMMENTS:
clever - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Fiantastic word - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:47:00
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Hellationship
Created by: phoenix89
Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship
Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.
Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.
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COMMENTS:
great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00
Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00
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Disillusionmental
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: disss illl ewe jun men tahl
Sentence: The lady became disillusionmental and the situation went from bad to worse to worser
Etymology: disillusionment mental
Paramort
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: parra-mort
Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.
Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)
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COMMENTS:
terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00
She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00
Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00
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Lovernot
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: luv er not
Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.
Etymology: love her / lover not
Revulsation
Created by: Eightbhall
Pronunciation: Rev-ul-sation
Sentence: As Bobby sat there watching the love of his life's sisters eating their latest fad-diet salad one half-fork at a time, between vitriolic bitching about co-workers and with his darling wife adding comments about his own inadequacies; he had his epiphany, his revulsation; all he could see now were three haggard witches sat around a pot with him in.
Etymology: Revulsion- to be sickened by Realisation- to understand after a delay
Narciscape
Created by: dochanne
Pronunciation: Nar-siss-scape
Sentence: Jody realised with disgust that her boyfriend really was the self-centered little brat her friends had told her about when he insisted that she carry the crappy present to his friends' house. "Well I don't want him to think I bought that for him!" he had said, even though he had. She decided with a wry smile that a narsiscape was required, and why not now at the party? He cute friend would be here after all..
Etymology: Narcissist - ego centric; Escape - ergo run away from.
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COMMENTS:
Revenge is a dish best served hot, huh ? ;-) - emdeejay, 2009-05-06: 02:09:00
Revenge is a nye for an I :P - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 03:29:00
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Reromeovoke
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: ree-rome-ee-oh-voke
Sentence: She felt reromeovoked by Elvis once and for all while her mother reminded her that he has been dead for 33 years!
Etymology: revoke (take back, cancel) + Romeo (the romantic lover of Juliet in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet)
Wakenbreak
Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk
Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.
Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])
Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.