Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won’t do what you say. n. A complaint about someone who doesn’t do things the way you want.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Pottytrain: /pot-ee-trayn/ Seeing how poorly he followed simple instructions, she knew she would have to pottytrain her new boyfriend Etymology: pot, train, potty train Created by: rikboyee.

Whinebottle: /whyn bot tel/ Gerry never saw the whinebottle come crashing down on his head. When he regained conciousness, he realized he should have expected it. Every year during American Idol and Dancing with the Stars season, he was supposed to vote for his wife’s favourites, not his own. When would he ever learn??? Etymology: Whine (complain, moan) & Winebottle (glass vessel that wine comes in) Created by: Nosila.

Rollingpincentive: /roh-ling-pin-sen-tiv/ Whitey doesn’t always agree with Ginny’s way of doing things. In these cases she would persuade him with a dose of rollingpincentive. As a result, Whitey’s noggin has more lumps than grandma’s gravy. Etymology: rolling pin (a cylinder of wood or other material, usually with a short handle at each end, for rolling out dough) + incentive (something that incites or tends to incite to action or greater effort, as a reward offered for increased productivity) Created by: artr2.

Powerfool: /pow-erh-fool/ After a powerfool conversation, Jeremy concluded that shoe shopping with Amber was more appealing than watching the baseball. Etymology: Power – the ability to influence others/strength.
Fool – a silly person/trick or deceive. Created by: fabdiva.

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DEFINITION: n. A reprimand, usually given to a “significant other”, for improper labeling of the relationship. v. To scold someone for incorrectly describing, at least from your point of view, the state your personal relationship.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Imgametory: /im-game-at-or-y/ The remark that he made towards his lover wa quite imgametory. Etymology: im: not
gameto: sexual union/marriage
ry:… Created by: rachelbree.

Comments on Imgametory:

rachelbree, 2012-04-16: 15:17:00
I have no idea…

Torrloqujudicia: /Tore-low-q-ju-de-sha/ You Torrloqujudiciad our relationship! we are not together, we are just friends. Etymology: Tort- twist
Loqu- to speak
Judic- judement Created by: kathleenlarry.

Husbanned: /huz band/ When Melinda discovered that her new live-in, Jeff, was telling everyone that she was now his “Old Lady”, she husbanned him from using the term! Etymology: Husband (male spouse) & Banned (forbidden, not allowed) Created by: Nosila.

Shomedaring: /shoh-mee-dahr-ing/ Leroy was confused when Tanisha countered his ‘hands on’ affection with a rather aggressive shomedaring. After all, he had just spent $135 ordering everything on the dessert menu at Denny’s. Etymology: Show – to be visible. Me – myself. Da – slang for ‘the’.
Ring – ornamental band worn on finger as a token of engagement or marriage. Created by: fabdiva.

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DEFINITION: n. Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v. To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Contrijection: /cont ri jek shin / After asking my permission, which was immediately denied, she nevertheless ignored my wishes and contrijected me then and there, by turning around and displaying it as a done deal on her body! Etymology: portmanteau (?) of contribution + rejection Created by: Koekbroer.

Wisdampen: /wiz-dam-pen/ Sarah was outraged when the new barista suggested that she substitute soy for milk in her morning latte.
‘If I want your wisdampen, I’ll ask for it’, she barked. Etymology: Wisdom – experience/knowledge. Dampen – throw cold water on. Created by: fabdiva.

Ignarnate: /Ihg-nar-nate/ My wife’s tattoo is now droopy and it looks dilapidated. When we were younger she chose to ignarnate my advice and now she’s paying for it. Etymology: Created by: jynx102.

Inknored: /ink nord/ When Buffy asked her Pop if she should get a tattoo, he advised her against it. Afterall, he said, her tastes would change and she may regret it later. Imagine his surprise when his advice was inknored. Buffy came home with a wopping great rockband tattoo on her arm. Pop should have showed her his Twisted Sister tattoo on his buttock… Etymology: Ink (tattoo) & Ignored (disregarded) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v. To send out confused or conflicting signals when driving or dating. n. A person who signals their intentions to do one thing, then does something else completely different.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Polareyes: /poh-lar-ize/ After a sensational evening together, Jane polareyesed her new boyfriend by asking for his sister’s phone number. Etymology: Polar – directly opposite in character or tendency.
Eyes – to refer to someone’s opinion or attitude toward something Created by: fabdiva.

Misleadership: /mis-lee-der-ship/ Janet thinks she is such a great boss that she deserves the title of Miss Leadership. Her staff thinks it should more like misleadership. Her action plan has more switchbacks than a mountain road in Peru. Etymology: mislead (tend to deceive) + leadership (a person who guides or directs a group) Created by: artr2.

Attractshun: /at trakt shun/ Lisa found herself drawn to the new guy in accounting, but whenever they made contact, she pushed him away. This attractshun stemmed from the fact that she actually preferred girls to gorgeous men… Etymology: Attract (be drawn to;the quality of arousing interest; being attractive) & Shun (avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of)
Created by: Nosila.

Pheromoans: /ferrow mowns/ The pheromoans he was sending out were confusing, treating her like a lifelong partner in all the wrong ways Etymology: pheromones moans Created by: galwaywegian.

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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dumbesticated: /dum est ik ay ted/ Totally dumbesticated, it was amazing barfield still remembered to breathe occasionally. Etymology: domesticated, dumb Created by: galwaywegian.

Bimpet: /Bim pet/ My cat is such a bimpet; cute but stupid Etymology: bimbo + pet Created by: Koekbroer.

Petagree: /pet ag ree/ To be a lovable lazy lump of ginger feline love machine was Tom’s petagree. Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & Agree (be agreeable or suitable)and WordPlay on Pedigree (line of descent of a pure-bred animal)
Created by: Nosila.

Dimyum: /dim-yum/ Linda often wondered why her dimyum always licked himself in front of guests. Etymology: Dim – stupid or slow to understand.
Yum – delicious Created by: fabdiva.

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