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DEFINITION: v. tr., To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n., A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Boobycap: /boo-bee-kap/ The bastard boobycapped the thousand island. Etymology: from boobytrap; past tense: boobycapped; person who boobycaps; boobycapper Created by: codyjohnle.

Comments on Boobycap:

crmow, 2007-10-23: 10:53:00
Brilliant!! – short, sweet and to the point.

maggiejohnle, 2007-10-23: 11:29:00
good job, honey. I couldn’t beat that, but i tried

ErWenn, 2007-10-23: 17:22:00
Excellent!

Fauxclosure: /\ˈfō\ˈklō-zhər\/ Phil hadn’t realized he was a victim of Fauxclosure until it was too late and his shirt was ruined. Etymology: Faux: French, false. Closure : an act of closing : the condition of being closed Created by: phild3791.

Comments on Fauxclosure:

Lolagrrl, 2007-10-23: 10:11:00
BWAHAHAHA! I Love this!

Shakenfake: /shake-en-fake/ That Bob, such a wisecapper! He would shake-n-fake every bottle in the house, right after replacing the sugar with salt. Etymology: Shake ‘n’ Bake, fake Created by: purpleartichokes.

Comments on Shakenfake:

pungineer, 2007-10-23: 08:02:00
Nice word, who do those wisecappers think they are anyway!!!

purpleartichokes, 2007-10-23: 11:54:00
They’re all screwed loose.

Jabberwocky, 2007-10-23: 12:11:00
great word

Vinairegret: /vina-regret/ A favourite cafeteria joke is vinairegret which involves replacing the lids on salad dressing with larger ones – especially appreciated by dry cleaners. Etymology: vinaigrette + regret Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Vinairegret:

petaj, 2007-10-23: 08:23:00
Gar!lick at that! Beaten to it on the vinegar-based dressing theme.

purpleartichokes, 2007-10-23: 11:51:00
Spicey!

Stevenson0, 2007-10-23: 12:32:00
Vinnie regrets doing this to me because I’ve capunked him with vengence threefold.

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2007-10-23: 02:57:00
Today’s definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James

petaj – 2007-10-23: 08:19:00
Definitely Krafty behaviour!

remistram – 2007-10-23: 09:52:00
I had to marry the loose lidder…I’m a shake first, tight lidder thus the birth of this definition.

Verbotomy – 2007-10-23: 10:19:00
Time to throttle the bottler? ~ James

DEFINITION: v. tr., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Floordoeuvre: /flor-derv/ since the advent of the 5 second rule, i have been able to enjoy many floordoeuvres with a clear conscience Etymology: floor, hors doeuvre Created by: rikboyee.

Snackuum: /snak-youm/ Judging from the bloody finger he was sporting, it was evident that Bob had a run-in with the dog when he tried to snacuum the chip from the floor. Etymology: snack, vacuum Created by: purpleartichokes.

Terragrub: /tar-uh-gruhb/ Ken was enjoying his terragrub of spilled pudding until he scooped up somebodies old gum. He then experienced terregurgitation. Etymology: terra (earth) + grub Created by: Scrumpy.

Stapholacrumb: /staf o la crum/ Craig there are not enough families of antibiotics to cure you from that stapholacrumb. Etymology: Staph, crumb Created by: fourgirls.

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Vicetarian: /vahys-i-tair-ee-uh n/ Becoming a vicetarian is fairly easy if you don’t mind following up a night of vodka shooters with a bed of baby spinach and sprouts. Etymology: vice vegetarian Created by: MadTripper.

Eatonement: /eet-ohn-muhnt/ Ken underwent eatonement every year after he and his old highschool buddies had their annnual “live like the 1970’s” weekend. After 48 hours of living like he was 16 again he would eatone by eating only rhubarb and radishes for 3 days and having a high colonic. Etymology: eat + atonement Created by: Scrumpy.

Lushtritionist: /lush-trish-uh-ist/ Amy converted to a very strict high protein and vegetable diet to counter attack her litre a day tequila lunches. Etymology: lush + nutritionist Created by: Stevenson0.

Compensot: /kom-pen-sot/ Finding her liver spots to be totally unacceptable, Sue became a compensot, eating only vegetables and drinking plenty of water through the daylight hours. Etymology: compensate, sot (drunkard) Created by: purpleartichokes.

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Silverwary: /sil-ver-wair-ee/ i knew when he brought a knife and fork to pizza hut that he must be quite silverwary Etymology: silverware, wary Created by: rikboyee.

Analutensive: /AY-nuhl-yoo-TEHN-siv/ He was so analutensive, he brought out his own sterile pack of silverware at the Ethiopian restaurant, where he was meeting his fiance’s parents for the first time. Soon thereafter, his embarrassed fiance ripped him a new one, and the next day he underwent cutlerectal surgery. (cutlery + colorectal) Etymology: anal-retentive + utensil Created by: ScrabbledEgg.

Forkitude: /fawrk-ih-tood/ Despite all the gawking and weird looks she ate her 3 scoop ice cream cone with confident forkitude and unwavering courage. Etymology: fork + fortitude Created by: remistram.

Squeamdish: /squeem-dish/ A squeamdish person will always use utensils while preparing or eating food. People who criticize this eating disorder are know as dishrags. Etymology: squeamish + dish Created by: Jabberwocky.

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