Friendchip: Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy

DEFINITION: n. A reprimand, usually given to a “significant other”, for improper labeling of the relationship. v. To scold someone for incorrectly describing, at least from your point of view, the state your personal relationship.

Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Friendchip: /frend-chip/ Amy’s acquaintances had to be very careful how they referred to their relationship with her as she was known for censorial friendchipping. Etymology: friendship (relationship) + chip (slang for frequent criticisms as in chipping away at” Created by: petaj.

Comments on Friendchip:

galwaywegian, 2009-04-28: 08:51:00
nice word!

Jabberwocky, 2009-04-28: 13:34:00

Nosila, 2009-04-28: 14:48:00
She’d be hard to ketchup with…

Prematuration: /PREE MAT CHOUR ATION/ Boy, get your prematurated ass out of my face! Don’t go jumpin’ the gun, I’m, not even sure if I’m that into you. Etymology: Premature ejaculation and that fuzzy feeling you get when the sex was really good last night. Created by: idavecook.

Lovechide: /luv chyde/ When Dwayne was heard by Dahlia to be calling her “his old lady” in front of his poker buddies, she was livid. She had made him a lovely home, gave him 2 beautiful kids and helped by doing the books for his car repair business. She had no choice but to give him a lovechide, before he was ordered to sleep on the couch and ponder how he could make it up to her. Etymology: Love (a beloved person; used as terms of endearment)& Chide (censure severely or angrily) & Wordplay on Lovechild (the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Lovechide:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-10: 13:45:00

Ignoramour: /ig noh ray moor/ It was a rather painful ignoramour. His “pussycat” turned out to have serious claws! Etymology: ignoramous. amour Created by: galwaywegian.

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