Yapanease – Verbotomy

DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language.

Ooopy goopy poopy poo.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Yapanease: /yap-an-eez/ Any breed of dog will readily understand yapanease. It is the easiest of all languages to master. Etymology: yap + ease Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Yapanease:

galwaywegian, 2007-12-27: 12:44:00
no yapollogies! excellent

silveryaspen, 2007-12-27: 19:30:00
Catchy and cute … and right on the meaning!

OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:17:00
Hot diggety dog!

Petsperanto: /pet spur anto/ her version of petsperanto involved adding “chkins” to any word of more than one syllable and relegating all “r”s do lingo linmbo, weplacing them with woubleyoos. Etymology: pet esperanto Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Petsperanto:

Jabberwocky, 2007-12-27: 17:42:00
funny

OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:29:00
If Joseph Stalin was alive today would he ask if “Petsperanto” is the language of flies?

OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:30:00
Funny sentence and a nice word.

Critterchatter: /Critr – chatr/ Margot had invented a whole lexicon of critterchatter to converse with her pets. Etymology: Critter – (animal) + Chatter (talk) Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Critterchatter:

Maxine, 2007-12-27: 15:57:00
Brilliant!

Dogguage: /dog-gwij/ The language of choice for her three pups was dogguage. Even though it was gobbledygook to everyone else and sounded cutsey-wutsey, her pups were bonded to her and understood every rhyming couplet of her dogguage and loved her for it. Etymology: dog + language Created by: Stevenson0.

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Be Creative,

James