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DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language.

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Petois

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: PET-wah

Sentence: Bob was zoetic in petois from Foxxidental to Pigeon Henglish.

Etymology: PATOIS: "A provincial dialect" - from O Fr "patoier" to handle clumsily, to paw. Perhaps imitative of the sound made by a paw. 2. Non standard language. & PET 3. ZOETIC (zoo & poetic) 4. FOXXIDENTAL (fox & Occidental- an invented language)

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I was going to use this word. - xirtam, 2007-12-27: 13:29:00

love zoetic - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-27: 17:42:00

I will use this word every time the baby talk to a cat is used ... short, sweet, and right on the meaning. Great creation! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-27: 19:21:00

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Aniaby

Created by: freakystyley

Pronunciation: Any-A-B

Sentence: If Susan starts Aniaby-ing the dog again, I'm gonna shave its hair tonight!

Etymology: Animal + Babying

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Poochiepoo

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: poo chee poo

Sentence: Mariana always speaks poochiepoo with her pet pooch.

Etymology: pooch (from English), coochie coo (from baby talk)

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Petsperanto

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: pet spur anto

Sentence: her version of petsperanto involved adding "chkins" to any word of more than one syllable and relegating all "r"s do lingo linmbo, weplacing them with woubleyoos.

Etymology: pet esperanto

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COMMENTS:

funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-27: 17:42:00

If Joseph Stalin was alive today would he ask if "Petsperanto" is the language of flies? - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:29:00

Funny sentence and a nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:30:00

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Goonygooage

Created by: looseball

Pronunciation: goony+goo+age

Sentence: Heck man her goonygooage is taking all my time. I'm going to through that mut out the window.

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Dogguage

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: dog/gwij

Sentence: The language of choice for her three pups was dogguage. Even though it was gobbledygook to everyone else and sounded cutsey-wutsey, her pups were bonded to her and understood every rhyming couplet of her dogguage and loved her for it.

Etymology: dog + language

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