Honkistador: What’s with this chick?

DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.

What's with this chick?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Honkistador: /honk ees ta dor/ Honkistador, your Mustang stands in need of company And like some horny gigolo now, you reek of rudity!
Etymology: Honk (to sound/use the horn of a car) & Conquistador (“Conqueror” in Spanish language;Spanish explorers/adventurers who conquered Mexico and Peru in the 16th century; also song title by group Procol Harum in 1967) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Honkistador:

mweinmann, 2009-05-01: 11:39:00
clever

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:39:00
very funny

splendiction, 2009-05-01: 16:48:00
Honkistador – ha ha! Well done.

libertybelle, 2009-05-04: 09:09:00
Love it!!!

Littlebeaubeep: /litlbÅbÄ“p/ Littlebeaubeep is stealing sleep,
He’s honking for his girlfriend;
If she’d come out, The neighbors would shout,
And no one would have to hurt them. Etymology: Little Bo Peep (A nursery rhyme about a girl and her sheep)+ beau (a boyfriend or male admirer) + beep (a short, high-pitched sound emitted by electronic equipment or a vehicle horn) Created by: artr.

Comments on Littlebeaubeep:

mrskellyscl, 2009-05-01: 05:31:00
love it!

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:42:00
excellent

Beepsiege: /beep-seege/ Sam was very impatient and would beepsiege Sally when he arrived at her house to take her for her driving lesson. Etymology: beep + besiege (harass with requests) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Hornicate: /hor nuh cay t/ Amy was blatantly ignoring John’s hornication. She didn’t really want to go out with him, and it was fun to annoy the neighbors. Etymology: horn (beep beep!) + communicate (talk or convey a message) Created by: Biscotti.

Comments on Hornicate:

mweinmann, 2009-05-01: 11:40:00
seriously hilarious

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:40:00
and if she lived in California it would be califohornication

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=honker

Be Creative,

James