DEFINITION: n. A person who has the highly developed ability to communicate on a direct level with any type of animal, except for human beings. v. To talk to animals because you know that communicating with people is useless.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Petsperanto: /pet spur an toe/ He said had a doctorate in Petsperanto, but she thought he was a quack Etymology: esperanto, pet Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Petsperanto:
Nosila, 2010-06-04: 09:21:00
petstacular word
Mallardkey: /mal lard kee/ Joan owned a pet duck which she named Sir Francis Drake. She was able to communicate with him very well. He became a therapist for her, as she told him all her problems and dreams. He listened and gave her very clear advice. Some people thought it was all mallardkey, really… getting advice from a duck! One day, she asked Sir Drake how much she should pay him for his valuable service. “Don’t worry”, he said “I’ll send you my bill!” Etymology: Mallard (wild dabbling duck from which domestic ducks are descended) & Mallarkey (insincere or foolish talk; misinformation) Created by: Nosila.
Petagogue: /PET ah gog/ The reason Ann Noy talks with animals is that no people WANT to talk with her. She is a petagogue, spewing her dog-ma all the time. She talks until she’s horse. People are too cowed by her obviously superior intelligence to ox her what she’s talking about, and it’s too difficult to ferret out the meaning. Everyone ducks when they see her coming, and they just want to bat her away. So she long ago gave up trying to figure out why people were so catty about her, and retreated, tortoiselike, to her cocoon to live out her days as an animal whisperer. Etymology: pet + pedagogue (a person who teaches, instructs, or talks in a manner that is excessively dogmatic, shows off his or her learnedness or overemphasizes minor details) Created by: karenanne.
Comments on Petagogue:
Nosila, 2010-06-04: 23:55:00
Hart-felt story…porpoiseful and not boaring!
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