Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: n. A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v. To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Wrestlemateia: /res-uhl-mate-eeah/ She was prepared to battle royal with her parents using arm locks and body slams for this latest beau. Because of his lower class status and occasional grunts, she was expecting an all out wrestlemateia.

Etymology: wrestlemania + mate

Created by: Stevenson0.

Mrrightoutofleftfield: /mis ter rite out of left feeld/ The big day to meet the parents had been set and Alice nervously brought her Mr. Right home. Her father Ned was very curious about the man who could capture his little princess’ heart. Alice had been a straight A student, cheerleader, volunteer, model, singer, great cook, beauty queen and had earned a scholarship and got her Phd in Astrophysics. When they arrived at the door, Ned was unprepared for the unkempt, illiterate, grimy trogolodyte who Alice had driven over. His name was Albert Capone, he grunted in answer to her father’s pointed questions and leered at Alice’s Mom, Phyllis in an entirely inappropriate way, while necking with Alice. Mr Right turned out to be Mrrightoutofleftfield, a caring father’s nightmare. Alice would hear no bad things about him from her Dad and thought he was being unfair. She finally saw the light, literally, when the FBI Helicopter spotlighted their home and many agents swarmed them arresting Al on the spot for multiple charges including income tax evasion. Ned has now taken charge of finding a suitable replacement for Albert. Afterall, Father knows best. Etymology: Mr Right (The man who would be the perfect mate)& Out of Left Field (an unexpected, bizarre, or unwatched source (especially in the phrases out of left field and from left field… a baseball reference) Created by: Nosila.

Misterrightfight: /mister-right-fight/ Carol was headed for a misterrightfight with her parents. So what if Dylan’s a jobless, penniless, detention center drop-out and his pants droop under his butt so you can see his boxers? So what if his goal in life is to be the next Eminem, and all his friends are rappers and gangstas. She loves him and that’s all they’ll ever need for a lifetime of happiness. Her parents just don’t understand. Etymology: Mister Right: the man of your dreams + fight: argument; row Created by: mrskellyscl.

Spartner: /spart – nur/ Because Jeffrey caused such adverse reactions among her family and friends, which often led to fights, Emily was starting to think of him as a spartner instead of a partner. Etymology: spar (to fight), partner Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Spartner:

Nosila, 2010-01-15: 23:35:00
spartacular word!

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DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for “health reasons”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Eggcentric: /egsentrik/ Walt has tried every diet he can find in an effort control his weight. He’s tried the grapefruit diet, the caveman diet and the raw food diet. His latest is the eggcentric diet. It is touted as a **rebirth** experience. Any food or drink is allowed as long as it involves eggs. Steak & eggs; fine. Eggnog; sure. Coffee; not so good. Etymology: egg (an oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo) + eccentric (unconventional and slightly strange person or their behavior) Created by: artr.

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galwaywegian, 2010-01-14: 07:48:00
eggselent word

Vegebation: /veg-uh-bey-shun/ Vegebation is the peculiar ritual Tiffany practises. She only drinks her food. She juicers all her vegetables and tofu together and drinks her meals to prevent wear and tear on her teeth and reduce facial aging lines from chewing. Vegebation is also part of the ‘X-Man’ cultasy which proclaims that this activity will reduce the side effects of youthanesia.

Etymology: vegetarian + libation; vegebation -n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for “health reasons”.
Created by: Stevenson0.

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Nosila, 2010-01-14: 15:49:00
veganomics

Consumerotic: /kon soom er otik/ Although already thin, Skinny Minnie adopted a consumerotic attitude towards dining. She ate only healthy, lean, dietetically nutritional foods. She was passionate about passion fruit, loved dates and enjoyed the nut in all nutritional foods. She devoured everything she ate and savoured each morsel. She had highly effective metabolism (don’t you hate her?) and could burn calories just by devouring goodies with her eyes (I do). Yes, she was drop fed gorge-ous! Etymology: Consume (eat, devour,use up) & Erotic (giving pleasure; sexually arousing)
Created by: Nosila.

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galwaywegian, 2010-01-14: 07:48:00
Sometimes I worry about you Nosila

Snactkins: /sn – akt – kins/ Rosalie decided to go on the Snactkins diet. It was based on the Atkins diet but it allowed her to act like she was on a diet, while eating little snacks 10 times a day. Etymology: snack, act, Atkins Created by: mweinmann.

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mrskellyscl, 2010-01-14: 09:40:00
very clever

Nosila, 2010-01-14: 21:50:00
I feel like having a snack now…

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DEFINITION: n. A pop culture entertainment property, which has transcended itself and become a de facto religion with legions of devotees, prescribed rituals and sacred texts. v. To follow a pop culture icon with unquestioning devotion.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Iconolize: /i-con-o-lize/ Some celebrities, musical stars and sports figures have been so iconolized in the press that they can be girlfriend beaters, wife cheaters, drug abusive, self-indulgent idiots and still command the love and admiration of millions of followers who have no idea what a real hero is. Etymology: icon: an idol; one who is the object of devotion + idolize: to regard with blind devotion or devotion; to worship as an idol Created by: mrskellyscl.

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sanssouci, 2010-01-13: 18:47:00
it’s good 🙂

Cultasy: /cul-tas-ee/ Jimmy and Jenny met at a ‘X-Men’ conference in New York last year. What they love most about their cultasy are the costumes and the chants recited three times a day in hopes that they will come in contact with the natural earth bound x-rays which will transform them like their heros. Etymology: cult + fantasy
Created by: Stevenson0.

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Nosila, 2010-01-14: 01:56:00
X-cellent!

Americanidolater: /am erik an eye doll a ter/ It starts with auditions in several cities each season. The best and the worst are shown and voted through by a panel of esteemed judges to the next tier of competition. Eventually everyone in North America gets hooked and calls to vote for their favorites. Hitherto unknowns are all of a sudden the talk around water coolers each morning and each member of the general public will become an americanidolater.
Millions of votes are cast each week until a winner is chosen. Sadly, not that many people vote in elections. Of course if the people running for office were as honest as Simon or as talented as the unknowns on stage, maybe election participation would improve greatly… Etymology: American Idol (Pop Culture tv series where nobody’s can audition their sining talents for judges and win big money & recording contracts and become overnight sensations) & Idolater (a devoted worshipper and admirer of idols) Created by: Nosila.

Lennonite: /len – un – eyt/ In 1965, Julia became a Lennonite. She listened to the Beatles endelessly and became so obsessed with John Lennon that she worshipped him as if he were a God. Etymology: Lennon (John Lennon), Mennonite ( a group of Christian Anabaptist denominations ) Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Lennonite:

sanssouci, 2010-01-13: 18:50:00
Lennonite this is a fab word, I am suprised there wasn’t a mass cult dedicated to Lennon anyway.

Nosila, 2010-01-13: 21:21:00
Imagine…

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DEFINITION: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel “young again”. v. To feel young and stupid again.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Rejuveneighties: /ree JOO ven ay teez/ Randy has entered his rejuveneighties – that time of life with renewed vigor and the feeling that he should finish all those items on his “Bucket List” before it’s too late. He also notices that many women eye him, and therefore says magnanimously that he should “make the rounds” and “give them what they want.” But the main reason they pay attention to him is that he’s one of the few available men remaining. Etymology: rejuvenate + eighties (age) Created by: karenanne.

Viaggravate: /vi-ag-gra-vate/ Herb was feeling like a young buck again; however, Martha was becoming viaggravated because he kept following her around the house, making lewd comments and showing off what was left of his scrawny body. Exasperated, she dumped his prescription down the garbage disposal, tossed ice water in his lap and left to play bingo. Etymology: viagra: prescription for a certain male dysfunctional condition + aggravate: to rouse to exasperation; annoy Created by: mrskellyscl.

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Nosila, 2010-01-12: 07:08:00
viagreat word!

Medidating: /medidātng/ Since Edith passed Richard has had little interest in re-kindling his love life but his doctor has introduced him to a new sport; medidating. A couple of little pills give him the redumb to seek out the company of women with confidunce. Etymology: medicate (administer medicine or a drug to someone) + dating (a social or romantic appointment or engagement) Created by: artr.

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mweinmann, 2010-01-12: 07:41:00
clever…

Froliceutical: /froli – su – tik – ul/ Mabel was drawn along on one of Elmer’s froliceutical adventures after he popped one of the new pills his doctor prescribed. The craziness lasted well past supper time. Etymology: frolic, pharmaceutical Created by: mweinmann.

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DEFINITION: v. To complain and complain about a problem without ever taking action to correct it. n. A complaint about something which you can fix but choose not to.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Boredowhine: /bor do whyne/ They called her Crackling Rosie, because she was the Whine Connoissuer in the office. She would complain about everything, even things she could fix herself. She was also the world’s worst gossip. When she was boredowhine, she filled up her chats with actual and perceived items about her co-workers. She met her match though when Rhett Seena joined the staff. He was a way worse whiner and gossip than she. It especially hit her hard when he started inventing gossip about her. The boredowhine became a borderline and had to go off on stress leave. Etymology: Bored (uninterested because of frequent exposure or indulgence) & o (short for of) & Whine (to complain in a paintive, whining way) & Play on Bordeaux Wine (any of several red or white wines produced around Bordeaux, France or wines resembling them)
Created by: Nosila.

Moanelude: /mown ee lood/ “Or though I might have come across as a negitive person who always had something to complain about, I actually enjoyed my regular moaneludes because I got to talk to someone.” Etymology: Moan – Complain to express dissatisfaction, pain, uneasiness, censure, resentment, or grief; find fault

Elude – Avoid knowingly, To evade or escape from, as by daring, cleverness, or skill. Created by: sanssouci.

Blabstention: /blabˈsten sh ən/ Maggy complained bitterly to anyone who would listen about the quality of the food in the company cafeteria. It was a true case of blabstention, saying much and doing nothing, when you considered that she was the food services manager. Etymology: blab (reveal secrets by indiscreet talk) + abstention (the fact or practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something) Created by: artr.

Ennuwaaah: /ahn WAAA/ Moana suffered from ennuwaaah – she liked to complain about little problems all day long but she never had the energy to work on solving any of them.
At least she liked variety – she alternated between grouse, beef, and carp with her whine. Etymology: ennui + “Waaah” Created by: karenanne.

Comments on Ennuwaaah:

Nosila, 2010-01-11: 23:36:00
waaanderful

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