Tag: neologism

DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Abdorable: /ab-DORE-uh-bl/ Angora’s cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it’s days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable. Etymology: Blend of ‘abhor’ (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and ‘adorable’.
Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Abdorable:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 01:51:00
Appeals to the child in all of us … and like the last two words in the definition is Irresistably Cute!

Adorabubble: /É™dôrÉ™bÉ™bÉ™l/ Katie’s cats, Fatty McButterpants and Furbucket are adorabubble. Fatty’s greatest talent is to roll over on his fatback and purr when his ample belly is scratched. Fur will sing for her supper and she sings often. If breathing were a conscience effort, they would both be long gone. Etymology: adorable (inspiring great affection; delightful; charming) + bubble (an air- or gas-filled spherical cavity in a liquid or a solidified liquid such as glass or amber) Created by: artr.

Comments on Adorabubble:

splendiction, 2009-04-23: 16:45:00
Very adorable names & a great word.

Inpetyougush: /in pet u gush/ Simone realized she was a pet owner who was impetyougush. She had found Marshmallow, her white Persian cat when a kitten and raised her to sleek adulthood. Marshmallow slept 16-20 hours a day on the top of the couch. Simone fed her, cleaned out her stink box and just when she felt unappreciated, Marshmallow would roll over on her back and look adorable. When Simone came home from a hard day, Marshmallow would reach our her paw and touch Simone, so that she had no choice but to pat her. Then the purring would commence and Simone would unwind and relax. She soon realized that people measured cats’ intelligence by their own standards. If you were an impartial observer, you’d wonder who was smarter: a cat who did whatever it wanted all day long with no accountability or pressures or the stupid human who raced home from a hard day at work to strain poop out of kitty litter, fill up the food bowl and put clean water in a dish and then hope the animal you did all that for would grace you with a purr or tummy rub offer or rub against your legs. Yep, cats aren’t the stupid ones, are they?? Etymology: Impetuous (characterized by undue haste and lack of thought or deliberation) & Pet (preferred above all others and treated with partiality; a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & You Gush (you give an unrestrained expression of emotion) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Inpetyougush:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 02:07:00
Outstanding etymology. Your word play on impetuous is purrfecshun!

Meaowron: /meee ow rohn/ Tiddles was such a meaowron that while chasing a fly, he fell out an upstairs window into a cement mixer, enveloping his nether regions in quick drying cement. “What a catassatrophy”, thought Luigi Etymology: meaow, moron Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Meaowron:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 09:56:00
Two great verbotomies! Roared with laughter!

readerwriter, 2009-04-23: 10:47:00
Loved it! Perhaps the cement could be casst in bronze for posteriority?

Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:26:00
Cute…is tyhis a concrete way to neuter cats?

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James

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DEFINITION: n. A sick planet which has a cold, a fever, and some kind of weird infection. v. To be worried sick about the health of the planet, because you know the problem is really the people.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Morbitorbit: /mor bit or bit/ When Glak and Fribor entered Earth’s atmosphere, they knew they were going into a morbitorbit. They had been to this planet, third from the Sun, before, but eons ago. When they saw it again, it was like viewing the rusted and decaying snagrom of a kleronbeen. A yellowy haze (not yet identified on their gastronomogeiger)hung over the sphere. Then they started giggling to themselves. “Jokes on you, Earthlings! You feel guilty, but really there is a sign near the Milky Way, pointing to Earth as a sanitary refuse and toxic dump for the Universe. All us aliens picked your planet because we could hide our trash in plain sight here!
Your are not alone and the trash is out there!” Etymology: Morbid (caused by or altered by or manifesting disease or pathology;suggesting the horror of death and decay; suggesting an unhealthy state) & Orbit (the (usually elliptical) path described by one celestial body in its revolution about another) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Morbitorbit:

metrohumanx, 2009-04-22: 01:20:00
Glak and Fribor saw the snagrom- hope they don’t induce a pogrom!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-22: 01:56:00
Never thought about earth as being part of Universe-alley. Your sentence truly makes us realate to the definition in a Bigger Way! All parts of your verbotomy are so great, they are Out Of This World!

Envirusment: /en-VYE-rus-mehnt/ What had once been a pristine world, devoid of any kind of pollution or environmental upheavals has suddenly developed a severe envirusment, a world where every corner was feeling the effects of enviro sickness. Etymology: Blend of environment and virus. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Envirusment:

galwaywegian, 2009-04-22: 09:10:00
good one Mustang

silveryaspen, 2009-04-22: 11:15:00
Excellent!

Nosila, 2009-04-22: 22:35:00
Envirusment and embarrassment! Good one, mustang.

Celestill: /sell-est-ill/ Earth has a horrible case of celestill, with garbage mounds on every corner, factories polluting the air, and the ozone layer thinning every day. The only cure for celestill is recycling and implementation of renewable energies. Etymology: celestial (of or pertaining to the universe) + still (lifeless, motionless) + ill (sickly) Created by: Biscotti.

Comments on Celestill:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-22: 01:59:00
To not only state the problem, but also offer the cure, makes your sentence Outstanding!

Influmenza: /in flu men zah/ The total world population, per the 2008 estimate by the United States Census International Programs Center is 6,679,493,900. As of February 2009, the world’s population is estimated to be about 6.76 billion. Overcrowding and people pollutions are wreakening our planet. Terra caught a influmenza and is in a dangerous state of flux. Etymology: INFLUENZA, MEN. Men – in the broader sense of the word, is often used to mean all people. Influenza – a widespread illness. Ergo: If the world has caught a wide spread illness from too many men, it suffers influmenza. /// Wreakening is a verbotomy of wreak and weakening. /// The last word flux, means not only a state of constant change, but archaically was a term for severe diarrhea … something mankind needs to stop inflicting on our planet. Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Influmenza:

Biscotti, 2009-04-22: 10:56:00
Excellent verbot Silvery, stating both cause and problem! Neat facts too!

Nosila, 2009-04-22: 22:34:00
So can we get a vaccine against influmenza,silvery…sign me up!

splendiction, 2009-04-22: 22:46:00
Yes so true! Great word.

Mustang, 2009-04-22: 22:56:00
Best of the day!

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-22: 22:58:00
Influmenza! Wonderful word and great info! 🙂

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James

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DEFINITION: v. To ignore anything positive and focus your energy on problems, disasters, and whatever bad news you find. n. A person who searches for, and feeds on, other people’s weaknesses, failures and mistakes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Woewallow: /wōwälō/ Willy watches the news with great interest. He loves to woewallow. If there is bad news he wants to share it. Disasters, tragedies, agony? A new study that finds your favorite food as a possible cancer cause. He’s there! He firmly believes that every silver lining is wrapped in a big beautiful grey cloud. Etymology: woe (great sorrow or distress) + wallow ( indulge in an unrestrained way) Created by: artr.

Comments on Woewallow:

wayoffcenter, 2009-04-21: 07:35:00
You met my dad?

Raptsully: /RAPt-suhl-LEE (RAPTSULLIER)
[ rhymes with “musketeer”]/ Berserker psychos stomp on joy,
With dark foreboding they deploy…
Poisoned tricks and creeping doubt-
If it be bad, they’ll drag it out!
Besmirching that which some hold dear-
Beware the toxic RAPTSULLIER!
Etymology: RAPT+SULLY= RAPTSULLIER…..RAPT: lifted up and carried away, transported with emotion; Middle English, from Latin raptus, past participle of rapere to seize…..SULLY: to make soiled or tarnished; Middle English *sullien, probably alteration (influenced by Anglo-French suillier, soiller to soil) of sulen to soil, from Old English sylian…..-IER: suffix denoting one who wields or participates in…
Created by: metrohumanx.

Comments on Raptsully:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-21: 09:20:00
Great word for a lot of the rappers who spewings fit this definition. Super Terrific Verbotomy!

metrohumanx, 2009-04-22: 01:21:00
Aww- thanx, Lady!

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-22: 05:48:00
I’m fully entertained! Love this part “If it be bad, they’ll drag it out!” 🙂

Negpeck: /neg – pek/ Everytime I try to suggest something positive, Elaine always tries to negpeck it down. Etymology: New Eng. (UWS) Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Comments on Negpeck:

Nosila, 2009-04-21: 22:26:00
cute, drw.

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-22: 06:27:00
I know an Negpeck Elaine just like this!
:)lol!

Ghoultures: /ghoul churs / Named after the devil in him, Sin Nick earned his living, by feeding on, and exploiting other people’s weaknesses, failures, and mistakes … by writing about them in the media, so all the world could see and hear about them, as well … and feed upon such misfortune, too. People like Sin Nicks, Gloomy Guses, Worry Warts, Pessy Mists, Wet Blankets, Sca Vengers, and old Buzz Ards, and all their fallowers are ghoultures. Etymology: GHOULISH, VULTURES. GHOULISH – morbidly fascinated and obsessively interested in weakness, failure, disaster, death and anything repulsive. VULTURES – birds or people who prey upon, and feed upon, the weak, the failing, the misfortunate. Culture – groups of people with shared attitudes and beliefs, such as the ghoultures, the cynics (sin nicks) who feed upon the misfortunate. Fall-lowers for followers. Created by: silveryaspen.

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James

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DEFINITION: v. To try to kill a weed that just won’t die. n. A weed that just keeps on coming back, no matter what you do to it.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Damndelion: /dam-de-lye-on/ Trevor spent the better part of the day treating the golf course for various weeks. All was going well until he reached the green at the 15th hole. He tried everything in his arsenal to kill the bright yellow flowers only to come back to find them standing as tall as ever. Finally, he decided to put on his gloves and yank the weed out by its roots. The joke was on him though – the next morning he found that the damndelion had fought back and brought an army of yellow crusaders to invade the green. Trevor looked upon the field of yellow and exclaimed “Damndelions!!”. Etymology: Damn + dandelion Created by: libertybelle.

Comments on Damndelion:

galwaywegian, 2009-04-20: 11:26:00
beauty!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-20: 17:40:00
Damn Excellent!

metrohumanx, 2009-04-20: 20:16:00
YELLOW CRUSADERS! Great imagery.

Nosila, 2009-04-20: 22:12:00
If I said I din’t like it, I’d be delion!

artr, 2009-04-21: 05:06:00
Wish I’d thought of it! Great word!

Schwarzenneggplant: /sh wart zen egg plahnt/ no matter how many times you take the shears/fork/flamethrower to a schwarzenneggplant, you know it’ll be back! Etymology: schwarzennegger, eggplant Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Schwarzenneggplant:

mrskellyscl, 2009-04-20: 09:58:00
I’ll be bok choy.

splendiction, 2009-04-20: 21:30:00
and I’ll be brock…

splendiction, 2009-04-20: 21:34:00
(broccoli)

Nosila, 2009-04-20: 22:11:00
Hosta la vista, baby!

Rhizomemania: /rhi-zome-ma-ni-a/ Harrietta and Henry would landscape and work all weekend long on their lawn… pulling,shoveling,whacking fiercely attacking weeds like a “rhizomemania” on a killing mission!
Henry sprayed as she prayed gouging and digging with a razor edged spade. Thinking they had finally gotten rid of all of the weeds…Only to find out the next weekend all the weeds had come back! Harrietta had an attack of “rhizomemania” as she crawled in the grass jerking weeds from all over the yard! They had multiplied, Henry, she shouted! “stop what you are planting please and hurry real fast JUST LOOK the weeds are growing faster than we can pull them up they are taking over our yard!” So, Henry came running with the weed eater in tow, to appease poor ol’ Harrietta. She was hysterical and just could not understand how these bothersome weeds grew so fast? Little did she know…Henry returned to his planting in the back yard planting variegated ivy,kudzu and bamboo which he thought was ideal for around the pool…
Etymology: Rhizome:A horizontal, usually underground stem that often sends out roots and shoots.
Mania:An excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire; a craze;madness Created by: abrakadeborah.

Comments on Rhizomemania:

metrohumanx, 2009-04-20: 01:06:00
I love the word “rhizome”.Run with it, baby!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-20: 10:00:00
Unique etymology!

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-20: 18:03:00
Thank you dears xoxo Deb 🙂

Nosila, 2009-04-20: 22:10:00
I think you meant Wry-zomemania! I’m rooting for you!

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-22: 05:34:00
Wry thank you Nosila! for rooting for my twisted rhizomemaniaical rhapsody 🙂

Eradicaint: /ee-RAD-ehck-aynt/ Over the course of the growing season Gloria had tried all kinds of chemicals, digging, chopping, lawn mower, and with her latest effort of pouring charcoal starter fluid and lighting it, she was distressed to find that this too was one more eradicaint when she saw the plant flourishing a couple days later. Etymology: Blend of ‘eradicate’ and ‘ain’t’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Eradicaint:

galwaywegian, 2009-04-20: 11:25:00
must be a variety of naypalm

silveryaspen, 2009-04-20: 17:35:00
Clever blending! Great Word!

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James

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DEFINITION: v. To express your love of nature by covering your lawn with statues, ornaments and other plastic figurines. n. A home which is infested with gnomes, elves, plastic animals, and other lawn ornaments.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gnomemansland: /NO-manz-land/ Barb thought it was cute to decorate her yard with little plastic statues of Snow White and her dwarf buddies but her neighbors snickered behind her back and had labeled her yard gnomemansland. Etymology: Blend of Gnome, man, and land, play on the phrase ‘no mans land’. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Gnomemansland:

mweinmann, 2009-04-17: 09:10:00
great….like it!!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:36:00
It doesn’t get gnome better! Super Duper!

splendiction, 2009-04-17: 16:07:00
Yes this is a great word!

Nosila, 2009-04-17: 21:23:00
There’s no place like gnome!

Aliceinwonderyard: /ayl-iss-inn-wun-dur-yaar-d/ Everyone knew Vicki had a horrible case of aliceinwonderyard. Her front lawn was decorated with an army of gnomes, a flock of pink flamingos, a herd of plastic deer, and a wiseguy left over from a nativity set. Etymology: Alice in wonderland (a popular children’s fantasy book) + yard (that green stuff around some peoples houses) Created by: Biscotti.

Comments on Aliceinwonderyard:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:24:00
Your word is so Wonderfull!

Gnomicile: /gnome-i-cile/ Jeanette loved her garden, all the little plastic bunnies, gnomes and flamingos. As soon as it warmed up in spring, she was putting together her gnomicile for everyone to enjoy. Etymology: gnome — diminutive beings responsible for guarding the earth.
domicile — permanent home Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Gnomicile:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:37:00
Great etymology. Great Create!

splendiction, 2009-04-17: 18:54:00
Yes gnomicile is perfect!

Mustang, 2009-04-17: 21:13:00
Gnomes are so gneat….and gnatural.

Centrollpark: /sen trol park/ Ivy thought she was a cultivated, worldly person. When she and her sister, Holly, bought a house and started to decorate the large garden with trolls and other garden accessories, Ivy decided to call their home Centrollpark. She had a little sign painted to hang on the gate and her neighbours thought her English country garden decorated with the fairyland characters quite quaint. Eventually though their garden was over-run by gnomes, fairies, flamingos, leprechauns, toadstools, toads, windmills and wells. Then some of their friends started giving the girls plastic pigs in all sizes and colors to add to their motif. The pigs were everywhere. The fish pond became Swine Lake, their toolshed became a sty, the Flamingos became Hamingos and the walk, now a trotter, was a big boar. The plastic porcines threatened to hog every green space in the yard. Sadly the lovely Centrollpark had become Centrollpork! Etymology: Central Park (A huge park in Manhattan) & Troll (Scandanavian folklore) a supernatural creature, either a dwarf or a giant) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Centrollpark:

mweinmann, 2009-04-17: 09:09:00
hahaha, clever story and word.

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:27:00
This is one to really extroll (extoll) over!

splendiction, 2009-04-17: 18:57:00
LOL at the pigs theme! Well done!

Mustang, 2009-04-17: 21:15:00
Ivy sounds like a troll-op

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James

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