Shangrilatitude

DEFINITION: A place, or a moment, where all the different kinds of truths fit together, and where there are many different ways to be absolutely right about everything.

OMIGOD! Prada is on sale at Wal-Mart!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shangrilatitude: /shang ree lat tee tood/ It was as if the Gods had conspired and picked Rosalee to experience a shangrilatitude on Friday June 13, 2008.
Everything her heart desired was fulfilled that day. She arose early to check her voicemails and received one from her boss saying he was giving her the next 3 weeks off with pay, as he had eloped with the love of his life. She enjoyed a leisurely breakfast on that sunny warm day on her terrace,checked her lottery numbers in the newspaper to discover she had won a fair sum and got a big bouquet of flowers delivered from “a secret admirer”. Her shower had hot water for the entire shower and she was able to finally fit into that cute new dress she had bought before starving herself for the past few weeks. She decided to go out and headed straight to her travel agents and thought she’d check out a quick getaway for herself. She lucked out on a deal to Maui and flew out that night, upgraded to first class due to overbooking. On board, she was seated by a gorgeous hunk of a man, who as it happened, was single, rich and in search of a wife. They “clicked” and when they landed spent a glorious week getting to know each other in the island paradise. Before flying home, they went straight to a jewellers and bought her a honking big diamond ring. Rosalee’s bliss knew no bounds. She called her family to invite them to her big celebrity garden wedding and was suddenly jarred back to reality by the customer lined up at her till in Walmart asking if there was a further discount on the Prada-like shoes she was buying for $7.38? Oh well, thought Rosalee, next time I get a shangrilatitude, I really should lie down before I dream! Etymology: shangri-la (any place of complete bliss and delight and peace; imaginery paradise on Earth)& latitude(freedom from normal restraints in conduct)& attitude (a complex mental state involving beliefs and feelings and values and dispositions to act in certain ways) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Shangrilatitude:

Mustang, 2008-06-27: 02:00:00
Shazam! Same thing happened to me once…..but it was from too much cheap wine. Good word!!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-27: 11:03:00
great word

lumina, 2008-06-27: 11:32:00
Great word! And I was gonna say I want Rosalee’s life, until “our” bubble was burst. ha

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 18:02:00
Great word, love your stories.

Juxtadisposition: /jux – tuh – dis – po – zish – uhn/ Having spent many hours over many days and months in trance and dental meditation, Ora Ghami had achieved a state of total juxtadisposition, at peace with the world and himself and finally and absolutely contented with his life, though still asking no one in particular, “Can’t we all just get a bong?” Etymology: Blend of juxtaposition, ‘an act or instance of placing close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast’ and disposition – ‘the predominant or prevailing tendency of one’s spirits; natural mental and emotional outlook or mood; characteristic attitude’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Juxtadisposition:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-27: 11:00:00
love it – very funny

Nosila, 2008-06-28: 00:03:00
Good one…he achieved NERVEana!

Paradaxiom: /para-dax-ee-um/ After many months of meditating, Jenny was able to slip into the state of paradaxiom. Etymology: PARADAXIOM – noun – from PARADISE (a place of extreme beauty, delight, or happiness) + AXIOM (a self-evident truth that requires no proof) Created by: Stevenson0.

Utopizone: /U-tope-iz-own/ Rachael must have thought she was in Utopizone, when she dreamt the wedding dress that she had had her eye on for ages had been reduced to half price! Etymology: Utopia( an imagined state or place or state of things) + Zone ( an area or place) = Utopizone Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Utopizone:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-27: 10:59:00
excellent

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 18:06:00
Absolutely great word.

Nosila, 2008-06-28: 00:02:00
Bob has malfunctioned…Bob has malfunctioned…Bob has malfunctioned!
Good word

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-06-26: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel The Sirens of Titan.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

Socioneurons

DEFINITION: n. A social network built on the intertwining connections between the people, ideas and things. v. To communicate on social network.

Your hair is attached directly to your brain!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Socioneurons: /sose – eyo – new – rons/ The daily interactions with friends, family, and coworkers were the socioneurons that allowed for Miranda’s growth socially as well as philosophically. Etymology: Blend of socio…’society’, and neuron ‘a specialized, impulse-conducting cell that is the functional unit of the nervous system’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Socioneurons:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-26: 10:57:00
very nice

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:55:00
Lovely word.

Affilamentation: /a-fill-a-men-tay-shun/ Humans form deep affilamentations during their lifetimes, beginning with the umbilical cord and continuing with IPODs. Etymology: filament (threadlike fiber) + affiliation (association with society) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Affilamentation:

TJayzz, 2008-06-26: 08:45:00
Great!

Nosila, 2008-06-26: 23:28:00
I guess we are all tied together somehow!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:54:00
Fantastic.

Fiberoptimism: /fy ber op tim izim/ Zoe decided that her destiny rested on the fiberoptimisim of those around her…where she fit into the great skein of things. Spun like the rich tapestry of her life, many people stood out like like gold and silver threads…sew rich in character, shining examples, sterling in their influence and adding value and sparkle to the lives of others. Others were more basic and filled in the background and sketched the pattern, woven with little flair, but constancy and predictability and a good yarn from time to time. Then, of course, there were others, like Uncle George, who became unravelled or frayed if he got needled and always needed to be mended and kept in stitches. Oh yes, Zoe decided, I am going to hoop it up, because if you didn’t give a darn,it could be a crewel world out there! Etymology: fiber (the inherent complex of attributes that determine a persons moral and ethical actions and reactions) & optimisim (a general disposition to expect the best in all things;the optimistic feeling that all is going to turn out well) & fiber optics (the transmission of light signals via glass fibers)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Fiberoptimism:

TJayzz, 2008-06-26: 06:40:00
Excellent word

Mustang, 2008-06-26: 08:10:00
A fiberopticism….I like it.

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-26: 10:56:00
nice

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:57:00
Terrific word and sentence.

Corenections: /Kor-nek-shuns/ Lisa thought it very important to have plenty of corenections in life and that was what had made her who she was today. Etymology: Core(Depths of one’s being, the central or most important part) + Connections(a link or relationhip) = Corenections Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Corenections:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-26: 10:56:00
great combo

Nosila, 2008-06-26: 23:00:00
not just good…core-ageous!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-27: 17:57:00
Very clever.

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-06-26: 00:01:00

Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

Leashentious girlfriend puts her boyfriend on a choker

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

Why were you looking at that girl?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Leashentious: /leash-en-shush/ Sally was so leashentious that she bought her boyfriend a special choker that was electronically hooked up to her earrings so that she could monitor his behavior. This way she could prevent him from having illicit leashaisons. Etymology: leash + licentious Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Leashentious:

Nosila, 2008-06-24: 20:28:00
Good one…you need to get them into Walmart for Christmas!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-25: 06:41:00
good word;like the story too.

Reindear: /rayn – deer/ Elizabeth is a veritable reindear, keeping her fiancé, Duke, on a very short leash, seldom letting him out of her sight and dominating most of his time thereby making sure that other women were kept at bay. Etymology: Blend of rein (means of controlling) and dear Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Reindear:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:13:00
like it

Nosila, 2008-06-24: 20:25:00
Love it…is she also a care-ibou? You sleigh me!

Domimator: /dom-i-mate-or/ Because of Jenny’s insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a total domimator. She domimates to the point of completely controlling and smothering Joe, her boyfriend. Etymology: DOMIMATOR – noun – from DOMINATOR + MATE Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Domimator:

Mustang, 2008-06-24: 08:17:00
I think I dated her way back when.

Programouriste: /proh GRAM-oor-IS-teh/ Roxie was starting to think that a “binary” approach was needed to have Bob’s love 24/7. Computer savy, she thought that a amicrochip behind the ear might just do the job.(Look how intensely she’s studying his ear) An amonopolist she was; an enthralling programouriste she planned to be. Watch out Bob! Remember today’s science fiction is tomorrow’s reality. Etymology: PROGRAM: To train to perform automatically in a desired way; to train to behave in a predetermined way; a systematic plan for the automatic solution of a problem by a computer. AMOUR: love or desire,” from Anglo-Fr. + ISTE: one who practices (the Old French form.) Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Programouriste:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:12:00
very funny

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-06-24: 00:01:00

Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

Metrohumanx’s sweet sounding placebalm covers the truth

DEFINITION: A harmless untruth, intended to comfort simple souls.

Yeah, I'm in heaven now.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Placebalm: /PLUH-CEE-BALM/ I told the panic-stricken crown that all would be well.
It was only a PLACEBALM, but it was sorely needed. Etymology: PLACEBO-a harmless sugar pill which can have therapeutic results.
BALM- a soothing salve or ointment. Created by: metrohumanx.

Comments on Placebalm:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-24: 08:12:00
Very pleasant word.

Comfiberate: /com fib er rate/ Jessie was able to comfiberate her young son with the lore of Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy to help him understand and look forward to special holidays and events. Finding a comfiberation for Halloween was a lot harder to do, especially when Uncle Les insisted on dressing up as a female, Aunt Dorothy, each October 31st as well as on many other occasions during the year…
Etymology: comfort ( give moral or emotional strength to or a feeling of freedom from worry or disappointment) & fib (tell a relatively insignificant lie)& liberate(to free from confinement or ideas) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Comfiberate:

lumina, 2008-06-23: 22:54:00
Great word AND hilarious usage!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-24: 08:08:00
Good word and sentence.

Foma: /fo-ma/ Nothing in this book is true. “Live by the foma* that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.” The Books of Bokonon. I: 5 Etymology: Created by Kurt Vonnegut for Cat’s Cradle, published in 1963. Created by: vonnegut.

Plafibo: /pla-FEE-bo/ “What do I say?” thought Bob. That was what he had been asking himself all week. But Roxie’s questions were flying faster than any of his answers were coming in to land. He needed a plafibo to allay her fears; he hoped he would find one before she found out that he had lost the tickets for their upcoming overseas trip. Etymology: PLACEBO: ME from Latin: I shall be pleased;an innocuous or inert medication; given as a pacifier & FIB: a small trivial lie, minor falsehood. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Plafibo:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-23: 16:03:00
great

lumina, 2008-06-23: 22:55:00
Good one!

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-06-23: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

Libertybelle’s Sleepiphany keep the other Verbotomists up a night

DEFINITION: An idea that pops into your head just before you fall asleep, which is so big and brilliant, or else so dark and scary, that it keeps you awake all night long.

Honey, are you awake?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sleepiphany: /sleep-pip-fan-knee/ It was clear to me that my husband’s sleepiphany was going to be the cause of my insomnia as every time I began to drift off he would bring up another nuance of his idea. Etymology: sleep + epiphany… not my best work but it’s been a while! Created by: libertybelle.

Comments on Sleepiphany:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-20: 13:08:00
love it

TimTheEnchanter, 2008-06-20: 17:11:00
nice!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:37:00
Like it a lot.

Nighdea: /[nye DEAR]-[nye DEE uh]/ I got no sleep last night, all because of this one bright nighdea. Etymology: From “night” and “idea”.

The kind of idea that only comes to you late at night, particularly when you’re almost asleep. Created by: LankyJane.

Comments on Nighdea:

lumina, 2008-06-20: 09:56:00
Perfect!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-20: 13:07:00
like it

Nosila, 2008-06-21: 02:13:00
good one

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:34:00
Very good.

Fortythinks: /for-tee-th-inks/ Joe was restless, sleep deprived, in and out of consciousness and in the state of fortythinks, filled with the brilliant ideas on how he was going to become a partner in the firm at 29 years of age. Etymology: FORTYTHINKS – noun – from FORTYWINKS (a short light sleep) + THINKS (as in thoughts, ideas) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Fortythinks:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-20: 13:05:00
excellent word

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:36:00
Excelent.

Nightbulbmoment: /night-bulb-moment/ Joe didn’t didn’t get much sleep last night because his wife had another nightbulbmoment. Etymology: Obvious isn’t it? This was a hard one. 🙂 Created by: lumina.

Comments on Nightbulbmoment:

Nosila, 2008-06-21: 02:14:00
I’ve had them,too!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:32:00
Ilike it; great word

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