Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. intr., To look up your own name on a search engine. n., The practice of using a search engine as a tool for self-realization, or perhaps just self-gratification, by repeatedly searching for information about yourself.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Websturbation: /web-stir-BAY-shun/ Nothing beats sitting back in a big office chair and indulging in some serious websturbation now and again. Etymology: From Web and Masturabation cleverly melded together in a seamless fashion. Created by: sharktrager.

Comments on Websturbation:

scrink, 2008-01-23: 09:43:00
Lol. Flippin’ hilarious!

scrabbelicious, 2008-01-23: 11:14:00
YES! YES!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-23: 17:52:00
Yikes! What were you thinking?

Tigger, 2008-01-24: 02:03:00
Escuse me, waitress? I’ll have whatever scrabbelicious is having… Good word — very, uh, stimulating.

Egotistigoogle: /ee – go – TIS – tuh – googl/ Seth was such an egomaniac he spent much of his surfing effort egotistigoogling hoping to find that he was being discussed favorably on the net. Etymology: Egotistical + google searching Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Egotistigoogle:

galwaywegian, 2008-01-23: 04:57:00
excellent! you’ll be seeing a lot more of yourself in future!

Dougalistic, 2008-01-23: 07:22:00
lol, cool word! 8)

scrabbelicious, 2008-01-23: 11:20:00
Funny Galway man. Who’d a thunk it!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-23: 15:59:00
Good word!

Autoeeroticism: /aw toe eee rot iss izm/ His autoeeroticism cost him two jobs, three marriages and approximately eight mousemats a year Etymology: autoeroticism, ee as in e as in electronic Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Autoeeroticism:

Mustang, 2008-01-23: 07:59:00
Excellent word. Marriages and jobs are one thing, but losing those mousemats is a devastating and traumatic experience. 😉

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-23: 12:56:00
very punny

silveryaspen, 2008-01-23: 18:00:00
Fun pronounciation and creation!

Selfgooglefication: /self-googl-fi-cay-shun/ It gave him such selfgooglefication to google himself on the internet that he developed a google giggle and sore fingertips. Etymology: self-gratification + google Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Selfgooglefication:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-23: 15:59:00
Nice word!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-23: 17:55:00
Is that like a baby giggle … goo goo ??? Delightful sentence!

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=googling

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-01-23: 00:30:00
Today’s definition was suggested by yellowbird. Thank you yellowbird. ~ James

yellowbird – 2008-01-23: 12:32:00
I had to suggest this one, since it’s impossible to say ‘He googled himself.” with a straight face. 🙂

bananabender – 2008-01-23: 18:56:00
Great words to-day folks! Another fun day!

DEFINITION: v. tr., To invade another person’s personal space by sitting, standing or hovering unnecessarily close. n., A person who habitually stands or sits “uncomfortably close” when communicating with others.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Inyerfaceinvader: /-in-yur-feys-in-veyd-ur- (rhymes with Space Invader)/ Whether it was because he couldn’t read other people’s body language, or because he took perverse joy in their reactions, Kevin was an inyerfaceinvader, and would often make others uncomfortable in social situations. Etymology: in-your-face – in a manner provoking confrontation (slang) + invader – to encroach or infringe upon (from Latin, invādere “to go”) Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Inyerfaceinvader:

Dougalistic, 2008-01-21: 05:31:00
heh, that’s catchy! 🙂

bananabender, 2008-01-21: 09:06:00
clever! funny!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:34:00
The alien complained that the inyerfaceinvader was taking up too much of his universal inner space! It’s kind of an out-of-this world creation … great job!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-21: 19:17:00
I like it!

Myspacejunkie: /mi – speys – junk – ey/ We are convinced that Dirk, the new window dresser, suffers from withdrawal symptoms if he doesn’t get to within an inch of that babe dummy’s nose at least ten times a day. He’s a myspacejunkie with BIG problems! Etymology: MY: mine. MYSPACE: a cyberworld comfort zone for the socially challenged!!! lol SPACE: as in personal space. JUNKIE: a person with an insatiable craving for something. SPACE JUNK: feelings we are left with when our space is invaded! Created by: bananabender.

Comments on Myspacejunkie:

Dougalistic, 2008-01-21: 09:37:00
lol @ “MYSPACE: a cyberworld comfort zone for the socially challenged!!!” hehe!!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:22:00
No one likes their space junked up … very appropriate creation. I like it.

Tigger, 2008-01-21: 15:10:00
A very versatile, and timely, word!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-21: 19:21:00
No big problems with your word!

Auraloper: /awr-uh-LOP-uhr/ Bob was quizzical studied pataphysical sciences in his home, until his auralopings and the need to stay within a breathshot of others, caused Roxie’s silver hammer to come down on his head. Etymology: AURA: a distinctive but intangible quality that seems to surround a peron or thing. LOPER (of interloper): to thrust into matters or affairs of others. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Auraloper:

bananabender, 2008-01-21: 09:31:00
Love your words to-day, ‘specially breathshot.

silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:30:00
Pronged word … right on the definition … evoking images of people like butting-head antelope in their interaction. Very unique!

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-21: 12:10:00
great word

chaiandallthatjazz, 2008-01-21: 12:18:00
I love this word. Very creative!

Stalkverazzi: /Stak-ver-atzi/ “That guy is a total stalkverazzi.” Karen said, wondering whether to use her pokcet knife or derringer. Etymology: A hovering stalkerazzi. Created by: Zangamarth.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=sit

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you’re thinking without thinking about what you’re saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it’s going.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Brainblurt: /brain-blurt/ John’s most recent brainblurt occurred at the last staff meeting when he told the boss that he was big fat a–hole. Etymology: brain + blurt Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Brainblurt:

Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:59:00
Cool word! 🙂

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:44:00
Earthy-great word!

Nonsensequitur: /non-sence-kwi-tur/ Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician. Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Nonsensequitur:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00
So very good!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00
Fun word … kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today.

Eloosidate: /i-loo-zi-deyt/ As Mark began to eloosidate, Nell used the time to think of options for faking her own death. Etymology: lose[r] + elucidate Created by: craigfu.

Comments on Eloosidate:

craigfu, 2008-01-18: 11:53:00
I’m not sure of the spelling, but I think it gets the point across.

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:17:00
great word

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00
Clever:good word!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:05:00
Delightful … exactly the word for when I loose my mind!

bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:32:00
I guess he losed his date! Fun word!

Shitchat: /-shit*chat-/ “A penny for your thoughts Mindy?” “Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?” “….A” Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech. Created by: Nimbulan.

Comments on Shitchat:

Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00
lol nice combo, sounds like ‘chit-chat’!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00
I ‘ve had many of them!

Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00
I was hoping you’d explain why people don’t fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob.

bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00
Chuckling… very expressive!

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=said

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

DEFINITION: v. tr., To methodically read the magazines dedicated to the opposite sex in an effort to sensitize yourself to, and learn how to manipulate, their needs and aspirations. n., A person who studies gender differences in order to exploit them.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Survoyllance: /-sur*voy*llance-/ This was Fred’s first covert operation, women had always been a mystery to him and Mindy was no exception, but he’d be damned if Vouge didnt have the answers. Etymology: Surveillance: Close observation of a person or group, especially one under suspicion. And voyeur: however slightly less perverted and more a healthy interest in the opposite sex. Created by: Nimbulan.

Comments on Survoyllance:

silveryaspen, 2008-01-17: 09:01:00
Excellent!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-17: 22:27:00
Good word!

Studdy: /stuh dee/ His studdy made him an expert on feng shui, the g spot, the enneagram, the GI diet and many other topics. Etymology: stud, study Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Studdy:

bananabender, 2008-01-17: 09:36:00
I guess he’s a Bachelor then! Great word!

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-17: 11:38:00
so simple yet so good

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-17: 22:26:00
Yep. I agree. Very good!

Crossmopolitan: /cross-moe-pall-i-tan/ Dick was a hardened crossmopolitan. He kept the latest issues of Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Allure in a stack under his bed to get the ladies in the mood. Etymology: cross ( as in crossing over) + Cosmopolitan (magazine) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Crossmopolitan:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-17: 22:29:00
Nice word!

bananabender, 2008-01-17: 22:37:00
clever combination!

Cleowulf: /klee-OH-woo..lf/ Whilst on his way to see the movie “Beowulf”, Bob was bedazzled by a beautiful blonde reading “Cleo” magazine. Later on, that evening, when asked by Roxie the name of the movie he had seen, he replied – “Cleowulf!” Etymology: CLEO: Magazine for women featuring the latest in fashion, beauty, love sex, fitness etc & WOLF (or better, its OE variant WULF): a man who is agressive in making amorous advances to women. Sorta, try to imagine, Beowulf wooing Cleopatra! Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Cleowulf:

Dougalistic, 2008-01-17: 05:18:00
You watch too many movies lol. Good word!

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-17: 11:35:00
great word ozzie

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=magazine

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-01-17: 01:32:00
Today’s definition was suggested by OZZIEBOB. Thank you OZZIEBOB. ~ James