Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!

DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a band-aid off of hairy skin.

Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Trichotrauma: /trick-o-traw-ma/ It was a cold Halloween and the neighbourhood was filled with the joyful sound of families laughing and enjoying themselves. Suddenly a horrendous screech filled the night and an eerie silence descended on the revellers. Was it a spirit raised from the dead, was it an escaped pet cockatoo, was it Aunty Em practising her singing? No. It was a hairy legged Dad who had banned his children from trick or treating. In revenge his darling children had ripped duct tape from his knee, to see him suffer from trichotrauma. “Faaaaaghlicle” he screamed as the second piece was stripped off. Etymology: tricho (hair) + trauma (injury) Created by: petaj.

Depilatorture: /-dəˈpɪləˌtoɹtʃɝ-/ Perhaps the depilatorture of bandage removal could be lessened somewhat if we hired professional bikini-waxers to do the yank-job for us. Etymology: From depilatory + torture Created by: ErWenn.

Hurtsute: /hurt-soot/ Jane took great pleasure in ripping the plaster off my chest. It hurtsute like hell! Etymology: hurts (painful) + hirsute (hairy) Created by: pinwheel.

Hairrowing: /hair-row-ing/ The ripping off of that bandage was a most hairrowing experience. Etymology: hair + harrow + ing Created by: Stevenson0.

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This is the real me.

DEFINITION: n. A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection.

This is the real me.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Retouchiness: /ree-TUHCH-ee-nis/ Constance’s retouchiness was out of control. She got busted for using the smudge tool on her passport photo. Etymology: retouch + touchiness Created by: Clayton.

Phonyshopped: /phone y shopped/ The only way she thinks she is beutiful if she is so phonyshopped that she makes barbie look real Etymology: phonyshopped: phony (fake) + photoshopped Created by: hennifer.

Pixosis: /pix-os-is/ Her psychiatrist’s treatment of pixosis was to get her, over time, to use older and older versions of Photoshop until she weaned herself of the program. Etymology: pixel + osis Created by: Stevenson0.

Opticaldelusion: /op-tic-al-dell-oo-shun/ Dorie Gray had an opticaldelusion disorder which was very confusing when applying her makeup – she often sported two sets of eyebrowse Etymology: delusion + optical illusion Created by: Jabberwocky.

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That’s cool technology! It’s my deodorant.

DEFINITION: v. intr. To obsess over, and fantasize about electronic gadgets even though you can never figure out how they actually work. n. A beautiful but useless gadget.

That's cool technology! It's my deodorant.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gizmotional: /giz-mo-shun-uhl/ Bob became gizmotional and overwhelmed with gadgeglee upon opening his new 10-in-one remote control, until he realized the only button he recognized was “On”. Etymology: gizmo, emotional Created by: purpleartichokes.

Gearoused: /geer-OWzed/ Despite her Luddite leanings, she became increasingly gearoused with every page turn of her Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue. Etymology: gear + aroused Created by: Katisms1.

Yabadabadoodad: /ya-ba-da-ba-do-dad/ Fred kept tripping over his big flat feet every time he encountered a new yabadabadoodad. Etymology: doodad + yabadabadoo Created by: Jabberwocky.

Gizbo: /giz-bo/ His latest gizbo was a beautiful oak stand with a built in light to hold and display his pet rock. Etymology: gizmo + bimbo Created by: Stevenson0.

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Verbotoweek: Jabberwocky’s Garden of Verbal Delights

Jabberwocky verbgabbles her way to this week’s Cup

Another strong week for Jabberwocky who looked for paradrice in a Bulk Barn Store, commited adultergate which caused her friends to emobilize her. With a possible case of woebegonorrhea she didn’t want to get invoved in another threedundancy situation. Congratulations Jabberwocky!!!

Verbotoweek In Review:
It never ceases to wonderstruck me the daily creativity of our Verbotomists. Monday’s euphoria indry beans lead to the new states of lentitillation, paradrice and ecstapea. Tuesday, Edna Sky (ask deny) and her age old, old age, young age problem caused fibbage, misagery and embellage when she hyperbolages and manipulages. Wednesday’s returned emails summed up my feelings of being emailaise, emobilized and sendsitive when the damn thing is egloomeranged, enailed, or ebounded. Thursday was a fifth-wheel situation four three two one about and they did with feelings of threedundancy, matecrashering and threesquirming. Emoyions ran high Friday with the killherinstinct of some players to trampire, janger and emoflux before they confloved and woebegonorrhea.

Top Ten Verboticisms of the Week:

1. Killherinstinct Created by: purpleartichokes
2. Emailaise Created by: Clayton
3. Threedundancy Created by: Jabberwocky
4. Monogocidal Created by: Katisms1
5. Exagerate Created by: rikboyee
6. Matecrasher Created by: Stevenson0
7. Woebegonorrhea Created by: Jabberwocky
8. Emobilized Created by: Jabberwocky
9. Hyperbolage Created by: ohwtepph
10. Lentitillation Created by: petaj

Five Words That Should of, Would of, Could of Been Top Ten!!

You should of, would of, could of voted for these!!!

* Apeasement Created by: Franneke
* Whoppage Created by: renzeb
* Egloomerang Created by: mplsbohemian
* Unoneted Created by: porsche
* Confloved Created by: kalieS

Verbantering

Woebegonorrhea

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: woe/begone/or/ea

Sentence: He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic

Etymology: woebegone + gonorrhea

Points: 29

Voted For!

Comments: Woebegonorrhea

petaj – 2007-06-01: 08:44:00
It’s a cruel world.

purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 09:11:00
He never should have hooked up with SyPhillis.

petaj – 2007-06-01: 09:42:00
Nor Clay Middea, H. Ivy and Donna Vanosis

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 12:34:00
I think VD (Verbotomy Dialogue) is very contagious

rikboyee – 2007-06-01: 18:48:00
dinner was going well, the potatoes were cooked to perfection.. the meat was tender and the gravy she’d made was delicious.. but the evening went downhill after he tasted Her Peas

petaj – 2007-06-01: 21:50:00
No doubt someone had been engaging in riceque behaviour and enjoying some lentitillation with the peas.

And Clayton inspired a garden of words

Dysphuriation

Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: dis-FYOOR-ee-EY-shuhn

Sentence: Gerald could not contain his dysphuriation, which was clearly harder on him than either Janet or Carl, the landscaper.

Etymology: dysphoria + infuriation

Points: 17

Comments: Dysphuriation

purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 08:55:00
Janet was into whoreticulture.

petaj – 2007-06-01: 09:03:00
Gerald was a mite angry, but Carl probably has a spray for that. Janet declared she was just being environmentally friendly.

purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 09:19:00
Carl was a seedy character, having had affairs with Rose, Daisy, and Lily as well.

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 12:30:00
sounds like a thHorny problem

Clayton – 2007-06-01: 13:54:00
Yes, but Gerald rose to the occasion.

Clayton – 2007-06-01: 14:05:00
Damn, “rose” had already been used. I’ll try again. It wasn’t the first time Janet had been deflowered. Gerald fell into a vegetative state, preventing him from getting to the root of the problem. Tree times was fir too many.

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 15:35:00
Perhaps Janet felt that Gerald had been spending too much thyme with Rosemary and as he hadn’t been wearing his foxglove he had developed a problem with his peonies

Clayton – 2007-06-01: 18:35:00
Whereas Janet’s gardenia belt left her feverbush exposed, making Carl’s horse cane extremely gladiola, until his stamen peeked out from under his monkshood and he began pollen on his periwinkle. Fertilization was fine, but there was no possumhaw that he could marigold that witch-hazel and become a poppie, carting the orchids around to daisy care. Some called him a pansy, but many problems stemmed from his disinterest in cultivating a family and branching out. He wished everyone would just leaf him alone so he could smoke weed and listen to the Sex Pistils. Maple it was for the best. He’d rather bee with Jasmine, to chestnut on her pod and turn out the nightshade.

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 20:10:00
too funny – I’m splitpeaing myself with laughter!!

petaj – 2007-06-02: 23:34:00
Clayton, you sure have some stamena for pROSE. Freesia jolly good fellow, and sow say all of us.

Your mumbling observer,

Weeklink

Honey! Who’s this? Oh! A facebook friend.

DEFINITION: A predictable but unmanageable emotional response, which occurs when a person discovers that their lover is cheating.

Honey! Who's this? Oh! A facebook friend.VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Killherinstinct: /kill-hur-in-stinkt/ Seeing them together for the first time, she was overcome with killherinstinct. Fortunately, she easily got herself under control, as she had another hot date lined up for the evening. Etymology: killer instinct, her Created by: purpleartichokes.

Monogocidal: /Mon-AWG-oh-side-ull/ On hearing news of his infidelity, her immediate response was swift and monogocidal. Etymology: Monogomy + homocide: The murder of a monogomous relationship. Created by: Katisms1.

Woebegonorrhea: /woe-begone-or-ea/ He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic Etymology: woebegone + gonorrhea Created by: Jabberwocky.

Desoulashun: /des-sohl-a-shun/ When he caught Jenny with Robbie, complete and utter desoulashun overtook him. Etymology: desolation + soulmate + shun Created by: Stevenson0.

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