Oh no! I won’t be able to message anyone for weeks!

DEFINITION: n., A pesky but persistently painful, and seemingly incurable paper cut, or small wound, which simply refuses heal; usually located on a “high use” body part, like a fingertip, knuckle or tongue.

Oh no! I won't be able to type for another week!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cutstration: /cut-stray-shun/ Sally felt deep cutstration whenever she tried to unpick the stitches she’d so cautiously sewn. Her part time job shelling shrimp (crustaceans) didn’t help. Etymology: cut + frustration + crustacean Created by: Jabberwocky.

Awkwound: /AWK-woond/ Tara’s finger ached as the awkwound on the side of her finger opened for the umpteenth time. She had cut it opening the first envelope of the day and it had been continuously stimulated with each successive envelope. Etymology: Awk(ward) + Wound Created by: MrDave2176.

Bugabooboo: /buhg-uh-boo-boo/ Ken was reminded of the bugabooboo on his finger when he attempted to fish some jalapenos out of a jar. This was the worst pain he had experienced since he had eaten a salty potato chip and irratated his lip ulcer. Etymology: bugaboo (a recurring problem or situation) + boo-boo Created by: Scrumpy.

Nickannoy: /nik-A-noy/ Friday, a file in the finger; Tuesday, a needle in the knuckle and, on Sunday, a graze on the glabella. Mishaps menaced Bob with monotony and nickannoys were second nature to him. Finally, worried that he would develop nickanoia, he told himself it was time to knock these needless, niggling nickannoyances on the head! Etymology: Nick: a small cut & annoy; to irritate, esp in minor but continuing way. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

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James

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Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!

DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a band-aid off of hairy skin.

Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Trichotrauma: /trick-o-traw-ma/ It was a cold Halloween and the neighbourhood was filled with the joyful sound of families laughing and enjoying themselves. Suddenly a horrendous screech filled the night and an eerie silence descended on the revellers. Was it a spirit raised from the dead, was it an escaped pet cockatoo, was it Aunty Em practising her singing? No. It was a hairy legged Dad who had banned his children from trick or treating. In revenge his darling children had ripped duct tape from his knee, to see him suffer from trichotrauma. “Faaaaaghlicle” he screamed as the second piece was stripped off. Etymology: tricho (hair) + trauma (injury) Created by: petaj.

Depilatorture: /-dəˈpɪləˌtoɹtʃɝ-/ Perhaps the depilatorture of bandage removal could be lessened somewhat if we hired professional bikini-waxers to do the yank-job for us. Etymology: From depilatory + torture Created by: ErWenn.

Hurtsute: /hurt-soot/ Jane took great pleasure in ripping the plaster off my chest. It hurtsute like hell! Etymology: hurts (painful) + hirsute (hairy) Created by: pinwheel.

Hairrowing: /hair-row-ing/ The ripping off of that bandage was a most hairrowing experience. Etymology: hair + harrow + ing Created by: Stevenson0.

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James

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Parts of Speech and Verbotomy

Clayton posted this comment today…

Clayton2007-05-12: 17:21:00
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that the highest scoring words often do not reflect the part of speech suggested by the definition? Occasionally, this can be somewhat difficult to determine from a given description, but “the sacrifice a mother makes” clearly indicates that this word is meant to be a noun. Just nitpicking.

It is not the first time that this question has been asked. ErWenn posted similar suggestion when he joined in December.

ErWenn 2006-12-14
I’ve just joined, and so far, every definition has been for a verb, but most of them lend themselves better to nouns. For example, it’s easier to name a disease or condition than it is to give a word that describes succumbing to such a condition. Most of the winning words are nouns, as you can see. I think you should either formally open it up for any part of speech communicating the idea, choose the part of speech for each definition more carefully, or strictly enforce matching the part of speech of the definition.

So far we have not introduced rules relating to the parts of speech. Our goal is to encouage creativity. And we want to give people enough rope so that they can be as creative as they they want.

Generally speaking, I like the variety that looser verb typing allows. And it seems to be working. Some players create verbs. Some create nouns. A few create adjectives. And very few create adverbs… But a lot create articles! And very entertaining articles at that.

The variety also makes for interesting reading on each definition. And it gives each player a little creative leeway where they can explore ideas from a different angles. This is good. The definitions are working as launching-off point for people to create new ideas, have fun with a little word play.

Nevertheless, the parts of speech are important. And if we wanted, we could add it to the game. Perhaps the easiest thing to do would be to create a special verbroom where the parts of speech would formally included, either as a requirement, or for bonus points, or for something…

Please let me know what you think.

Create your own rules!

James

Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends.

DEFINITION: To be so immersed in a virtual world that you forget about your responsibilities to the physical world — like your job, your family, or even feeding and washing yourself.

Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gonline: /gone-line/ James realized that he was going to have to wash his own socks because Judy was gonline again. Etymology: gone (as in not here) + on-line Created by: pinwheel.

Avatarded: /Ahv-ah-tar-ded/ His aparment was a wreck – food strewn about the floor in a semi-intelligent arc tracing from the door to the computer. And the place REEKED. Johan wondered if Mike could be… avatarded. Etymology: Avatar + retarded Created by: verysimplegame.

E mersed: /E-mersed/ She is totally E-mersed within her own little world from her home to any ‘Hot Spot’ cafe. Etymology: E (electronic) + immersed Created by: Stevenson0.

Hypnetized: /hip-net-ized/ Bob got hypnetized by Youtube for 8 hours straight. Later, his wife had to use WD40 to peel his butt from the vinyl chair. Etymology: hypnotized, net Created by: purpleartichokes.

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James

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Hey, you’re copying me!

DEFINITION: To copy and share an idea, thing, or person because you think that it’s so wonderful that everyone should have one.

Hey, you're copying me!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Philanthroplicate: /-fɪlənˈθɹɑpləˌkeɪt-/ The bootlegger justified selling his camrecorded copy of _Spider-man 3_ by convincing himself that he was just philanthroplicating. Etymology: From philantropy + duplicate Created by: ErWenn.

Repligreat: /Rep-luh-grate/ The rich and somewhat insane old lady had her cat repligreated 3 million times and then frozen, so that when she died they would have a chance to rule the world when they melted… or just create an influx of pets at the pound. Etymology: Replicate (to make an exact copy) + great (something wonderful) Created by: ziggy41.

Copycatalyst: /caw-pee-cat-a-list/ Steve was a confirmed copycatalyst, constantly hogging the scanner Etymology: copy cat + catalyst Created by: porsche.

Plagiarific: /plag-er-if-ick/ Teddy was a plagiarific salesman of the latest and greatest ideas he “borrowed” from the business books on the ‘Best Sellers List’. Etymology: plagiarize + terrific Created by: Stevenson0.

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James

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