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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Optimissed

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

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Spazanova

Created by: JonnyP

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Narse

Created by: Ra1111

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.

Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse

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Peaflop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pee-flop

Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."

Etymology: peacock, flop

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Beguillenot

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: be-guile-not

Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.

Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)

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Blahblivious

Created by: barabajagal

Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us

Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.

Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings

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COMMENTS:

Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00

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Pompass

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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Megotist

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist

Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.

Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.

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Poppinay

Created by: thesteviest

Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay

Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.

Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!