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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Spazanova

Created by: JonnyP

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Egomaniarcissist

Created by: myxodextoxmaybe

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Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!

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Optimissed

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Absutean

Created by: tgeorge

Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n

Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.

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Pompool

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

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Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.

Etymology: pompous and fool

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Poppinay

Created by: thesteviest

Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay

Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.

Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay

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Chadcock

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Playgotist

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: play + go + tist

Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."

Etymology: player + egotist

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Sparrogant

CitizenKeen

Created by: CitizenKeen

Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant

Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.

Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!