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'This is going to be the closest shave ever!'

DEFINITION: v. To push yourself so hard to reach an impossibly high standard of perfection, that you undercut your own success. n. An impossibly high goal which practically guarantees failure.

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Metopia

Created by: toadstool57

Pronunciation: mee-toe-pee-a

Sentence: Bob would always metopia projects at work in order to get noticed; giving more than the boss wanted, only to end up being reprimanded for wasting time on minutia.

Etymology: me, utopia

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COMMENTS:

And it sounds like myopia too! Good one! - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 10:20:00

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Undergrasp

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"un-d&r-'grasp/

Sentence: When the couple played Spades, he would always underbid and she would always overbid; between his overreaching and her undergrasping, they'd usually break even.

Etymology: From the common phrase "his reach exceeds his grasp"

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COMMENTS:

Good word ErWenn! This is a word you could us on an everyday basis -- at least if you know people like that... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 10:55:00

Thanks, I was happy with that one. It's nice to come up with one that's not just a portmanteau. - ErWenn, 2007-01-17: 00:15:00

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Masochristic

hyperborean

Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: ma-so-krih-stihk

Sentence: He tried so hard to be perfect it was masochristic. How would Jesus shave?

Etymology: masochist + christ

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Deafucess

Created by: Windyo

Pronunciation: Di/fu/x/ess

Sentence: Poor guy, he just had to go and deafucess. You've gotta know where to stop

Etymology: Defeat + success

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Martryer

Carla

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: mah-trigh-er

Sentence: Simon's self-loathing drove him to pursue impossible goals. When, inevitably, he failed, he could at least wallow in the sanctimonious self-pity of a martryer.

Etymology: martyr + try

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Reachforthechop

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ree/ch/for/th/chop

Sentence: In his quest to reach for the top he unfortunately joined the ranks who reachforthechop.

Etymology: reach for the top + chop

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COMMENTS:

You mean he lost his fingers? Good thing he was using his hand... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 10:46:00

I was thinking of something a little more precious...jewels come to mind - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-16: 11:51:00

Yes, when you reachforthechop, it could be quite distastorious if you choose the wrong goal, or worse, choose the wrong tool... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 12:02:00

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Smoshed

Created by: shaibear

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Mortain

Created by: EonaFrae

Pronunciation: more-tane

Sentence: I'd been struggling all year to mortain good grades, but for some reason my coveted A+ remained illusive.

Etymology: Mort [french: dead] + Attain [To accomplish, to achieve]

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Glosstrained

Created by: chofu67

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Beyoself

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: Beyo-self

Sentence: There's just one solution...beyoself

Etymology: be your self

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