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DEFINITION: To have a favorite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.
Verboticisms
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Hitanigger
Created by: jnine29
Pronunciation:
Sentence: hitanigger is to hurt a black person
Etymology:
Enamfit
Created by: Lapper
Pronunciation: en-AM-fit
Sentence: Jeremy was enamfitted with Lisa's dress that she had left threre the previous day; it reminded him of her.
Etymology: Enamor and outfit
Phatfiend
Created by: MisUndrstd
Pronunciation: Fat-fi-e-nd
Sentence: My cousin Vinnie recently joined a Hip Hop boy band in the Bronx and it wasn't long before he started wearing his pants around his ankles. Obviously, Vinnie has disgraced the good name of the family by becoming a "Phatfiend".
Etymology: Phat clothing line+ fiend= Phatfiend!
Pashionmina
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: pashun/meena
Sentence: She wore her pashionmina 24/7
Etymology: passion + pashmina
Straplessciviousness
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Strap-luh-siv-ee-us-ness
Sentence: Monica and the formal evening gown she discovered at Macy's drew each other inexorably from the sales rack to the changing room in a straplesscivious way that could only be described as destiny.
Etymology: Strapless+lasciviousness
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COMMENTS:
can I see you in a strapless number? LMBO gmv - amysmiles2000, 2007-07-11: 15:58:00
Simple answer... no! ;D - Kyoti, 2007-07-11: 17:17:00
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Choohorn
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: chooo hawrn
Sentence: she had a permanent choohorn, a one track mind. Any pair of Jimmy Choo's creations had her ogling and wolf-whistling as loudly as any bum-cleavaged builder.
Etymology: shoe horn, horn, Jimmy choo.
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COMMENTS:
very funny as usual Galway - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-09: 11:06:00
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Wearfettish
Created by: blondibabi121692
Pronunciation: where fet ish
Sentence:
Etymology:
Clothfriend
Created by: nchilliest
Pronunciation: k-l-u-fr-end
Sentence: These shoes are my new clothfriend because I am so obsessed with them.
Etymology:
Fashiopassion
Created by: Kiki1234
Pronunciation: fashi-o-pash-un
Sentence: she was a fashiopassion type of person, she had a great passion for her high-heeled shoes..
Etymology: fashion-passion
Comments:
ziggy41 - 2007-07-09: 14:04:00
I miss the Verbotonews. :(
I was at UC Berkeley last week, as one of the speakers the Language Creation Conference. See: http://conlangs.berkeley.edu/about.php it was great fun and I met some amazing people! I will catch up on the Verbotomy news posting tomorrow ~ James
ziggy41 - 2007-07-10: 00:06:00
Oh, that conference looks really fun, can't wait for the wonderful news. And I loved the cartoon last week (great job!)