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DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.
Verboticisms
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Wrongfool
Created by: Scrumpy
Pronunciation: rong-fool
Sentence: The car wouldn't start and Ken missed his job interview teaching him that life is wrongfool.
Etymology: wrong and fool
Indiscrimonition
Created by: trioptimum
Pronunciation: in-dis-crim-uhn-ISH-uhn
Sentence: Whenever he started to think that maybe his life had some kind of guided purpose, he would always be provided with an indiscrimonition to the contrary.
Etymology: indiscriminate (without selectiveness) + admonition (cautionary advice or warning)
Serendemonty
Created by: Nicked
Pronunciation: ser' en dem' mon tee
Sentence: When I typed the final keystroke on my thesis and jubilantly threw up my hands thereby sending my laptop crashing to the floor broken beyond repair, I knew serendemonty was at work.
Etymology: "sere____ty" from serendipity--"the ability of making fortunate discoveries by accident" "demon" from demon--"an evil spirit"
Surprisapointment
Created by: haldean
Pronunciation: sur-PRY-za-POYNT-ment
Sentence: What's wrong? Oh just another surprisapointment. Everything was going perfectly, until my two girlfriends met each other.
Etymology: Suprise + Disappointment
Murphimized
Created by: brankoz
Pronunciation: MURF-imm-eyezd
Sentence: Ed McMahon just knocked on my door ... to ask when my neighbor would be home. It made me feel quite murphimized
Etymology: adjective, from the murphy guy that wrote all those "life sucks" laws
Karcruelma
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: kahr-krool-mah
Sentence: Don't cry over spilled milk and that's how the cookie crumbles - typical comments she would blurt out when bouts of karcruelma occurred.
Etymology: karma + cruel
Karmatoast
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: karma/toe/st
Sentence: It was all over - she looked at the butter melting onto the floor and realized she was karmatoast
Etymology: karma (fate) + comatose (stupefied) + toast (done)
Murpholated
Created by: Jeaneai
Pronunciation: Mirf-oh-late-id
Sentence: Janine felt so murpholated when her shatterproof vase fell right on the linoleum floor and, you guessed it, shattered completely.
Etymology: From Murphy's Law, which is basically that everything that can go wrong will.
Cwapaigwump
Created by: RachelPhillipson2007
Pronunciation: Cwapaigwump
Sentence: I fell on my arse the other day and it reminded me life is so shit.
Etymology: Cwapai [feeling crap], Gwump [getting in a grumpy mood, feeling worthless]
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COMMENTS:
that is cool! - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:55:00
well its fucking mine lol - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:55:00
i no blah - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:57:00
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Britchslapped
Created by: phonematode
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: britch as in "too big for your britches" + b*tch slapped = britchslapped
Comments:
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
Murphsmack
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
dang, asleep again
RachelPhillipson2007 - 2007-09-08: 08:00:00
aw im last
Delilah - 2007-09-09: 16:24:00
The only way to truly beat this thing is to switch to cereal for breakfast. lol!