Verboticism: Abscentminded

Abscentminded

Created by: emdeejay

Definition: n., A person who exudes confidence and a strong offensive odor. v., To be blithely yet resolutely unaware of one's own odors.

Pronunciation: ab scent mind ed

Sentence: Nobody doubted the sweat Jim was putting into his new health kick. Indeed, they could smell it from one end of the office to the other. He was an abscentminded sole

Etymology: absentminded, punned as scent. I've forgotten precisely what it means

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Comments: Abscentminded

petaj - 2010-02-02: 07:13:00
I love what you've done with this... um oh, never mind.