Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: n. A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to “safely” navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road. v. To drive without bothering to watch where you are going.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Napigate: /nap-a-gate/ After years of working the graveyard shift, Joel was highly skilled at napigating between his home and workplace. So successful in fact, that after retiring, he would sometimes awake with a start to find himself trying to unlock his old office. Etymology: Navigate plus nap. Created by: Nuwanda.

Comments on Napigate:

artr, 2009-09-30: 14:43:00
I hate it when I go to work when I don’t have to.

Nosila, 2009-10-01: 01:30:00
Love it…

Carvoyance: /car-voy-ance/ Clair used her extra sensory powers of carvoyance to get through the last 15 miles of car avoidance because she had been driving all night and was going into a nod. Etymology: car + clairvoyance: second-sight, ESP — to be able to see in a trance like state into the world beyond the perception of the normal senses Created by: mrskellyscl.

Nodopilot: /nod o pyle it/ It’s no wonder Dora’s long daily commute lended itself to her being able to drift into nodopilot mode. She left her home in Sleepy Hollow, drove past the Yawnkers turnoff, under the Boredwalk, past Lake Weary, close to Fort Fatigue, under the Spentsylvania overpass, through the town of Tuckerdout, past Conkorde-Jetlag Airport, over the Siesta Bridge and into the city of St. Pall where she worked as an accountant in the Restminster Abbey Nursing Home. Then eight long hours later, she would turn around and reverse her journey, while listening to Perry Como cd’s in her car. Etymology: Nod (to let the head fall forward through drowsiness;be almost asleep) & Autopilot (a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness;a navigational device that automatically keeps ships or planes or spacecraft on a steady course)
Created by: Nosila.

Kipvana: /Kip Va Na/ Ned had become so enraptured in his 5:30 kipvana that he did not hear his name called on the radio and failed to claim the $100,000 prize. Etymology: Kip= Australian for nap.

Vana= A great rock band or the second part of Nir Created by: idavecook.

Comments on Kipvana:

Nosila, 2009-10-01: 01:32:00
Kip Kip Hooray for your word!

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DEFINITION: v. To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely. n. Food which is eaten to satisfy emotional cravings.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cheereal: /chear – ee – ul/ Whenever Douglas felt sad or lonely, he poured a bowl of cheereal and he always felt better. He did not really know whether he actually liked the stuff but it gave him the warm fuzzies. Etymology: Cheer, Cereal Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Cheereal:

mrskellyscl, 2009-09-29: 08:44:00
I’ll never look at Cheerios the same way again. No wonder we give it to 2 year olds.

galwaywegian, 2009-09-29: 10:01:00
🙂

splendiction, 2009-09-29: 23:05:00
Cheeryoh!

Fareapy: /fare-a-py/ Food endorphins have been recognized by many in the medical community as a legitimate form of fareapy. Sugar, salt and fat, either alone or in combination can help with stress relief. Those fareapy foods that have shown the greatest success treating the following conditions are: 1)RBSO (rejection by significant other) – Captain Crunch or another cereal with no nutritional value except sugar, 2)Employment Fatigue – chips or pretzels with french onion dip and/or nachos with cheese and salsa, 3)EBAS (empty bank account syndrome) – whatever your mother is cooking, 4)TTOTM (that time of the month) – any Ben and Jerrys ice cream and/or chocolate, 5)Road Rage – Twizzlers or another chewy form of candy, 6)POT Stress (parent of teenagers) just clean out the cupboard and eat whatever you find in the back. Fareapy should continue until the patient has finished calling all her or his friends, or slept for over 24 hours. Other treatment options may include 7)Cartoon Network Stimulus or 8)Musication (playing the same sappy song over and over and over) until the patient has has time to heal. Etymology: Fare: food + therapy: treatment of an illness or physchological condition Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Fareapy:

Nosila, 2009-09-29: 19:47:00
Life’s not fare…good word!

Relationchip: /reee lay shun tchippp/ women may come and women may go but you can rely on a good relationchip Etymology: relationship chip (as in french fry) Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Relationchip:

Nosila, 2009-09-29: 11:23:00
It’s the only way to ketchup with your love life!

splendiction, 2009-09-29: 23:06:00
ha!

mweinmann, 2009-09-30: 08:13:00
I agree!

Moodtrients: /mood tree ents/ Tony consumes moodtrients when dealing with emotional issues. His favourite moodtrition was found in bowls and bowls of cereal. Each mood was reflected in the cereal choice: Lucky Charms when he lost at poker; Cheerios when he was dumping someone;Froot Loops when he felt a little crazy;Alpha-Bits when he felt like spelling;Chex when his bounced;Quaker Oats when he felt like sowing his and Trix when he felt the need to visit the local ladies of the evening. Etymology: Mood (a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling;the prevailing psychological state) & Nutrients (any substance that can be metabolized by an organism to give energy & build tissue;of or providing nourishment; food)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Moodtrients:

splendiction, 2009-09-29: 23:06:00
Funny!

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DEFINITION: n. A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it’s time to do the dishes. v. To fight about the dishes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Crockfights: /krok fye tz/ It was the same every night after dinner. The Crockfights would begin.
The 3 roommates would brawl over dish duty. They were armor-PLATED, they acted like MUGS, they DISHED it out to each other, the KNIVES were out and they would SINK to new lows. We were BOWLED over by the MAGNUMtude of their aggression. Just because they had to do the DISHES. They put the CUT in Cutlery, SPOON-fed each other venom and sPLATTERed each other with soap suds. There was PANdemonium until we told them to FORK off or we would send them on a slow VESSEL or a flying SAUCER to CHINA. Nothing is GRATER than love and WARE is the love??? Etymology: Crock (an earthen jar (made of baked clay) also (nonsense; foolish talk); Crockery (tableware (eating and serving dishes) collectively) & Fights (an intense verbal dispute;the act of fighting; any contest or struggle) & Play on CockFights (a match in a cockpit between two fighting cocks heeled with metal gaffs)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Crockfights:

splendiction, 2009-09-28: 21:50:00
Wow – nothing’s measuringCUP to your sentence! Chef’s Surprise for the 3 doommates!

Dishharmony: /dishhärmənē/ Every one of the roommates loved to eat but afterwards there was often dishharmony. Some acted dishabled, others tried to dishappear while others just created dishcord. It wasn*t that people really forgot whose turn it was as much as they dishapproved of the way the the others left things in the kitchen. Just about everybody was ready to dishmember Fred when he boiled water and fixed his instant oatmeal in the the pot only to leave it on the stove. Etymology: dish (a shallow, typically flat-bottomed container for cooking or serving food) + disharmony (lack of harmony or agreement) Created by: artr.

Comments on Dishharmony:

galwaywegian, 2009-09-28: 10:12:00
heh

Nosila, 2009-09-28: 16:38:00
Fred was dishlexic and couldn’t read the iunstructions…good word.

Dishagreement: // Once again there was the same dishagreement over the kitchen chores. Etymology: Created by: roobee9.

Comments on Dishagreement:

Nosila, 2009-09-29: 01:14:00
dishy word

Dishcord: /DISH cord/ Dishcord would eventually result when no clean dishes were left! Painful cries, gasps and sneers preceded the noisy “dishcht it” scene: easier to throw ’em all away and buy new ones, than to clean ’em up! Good cheap dishes instead of dishpan hands! One day someone finally decided to buy paper plates and be ECO friendly, saving all that water! Etymology: From: discord and dish. Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Dishcord:

Nosila, 2009-09-29: 01:13:00
But losing trees..good word!

mweinmann, 2009-09-29: 08:01:00
clever.

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DEFINITION: n. The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair. v. To suddenly remember that you’ve been screwed by the powers that be.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Karmagettin: /kärmÉ™getin/ Harry seems to be surprised every time fate slaps him in the face. He refuses to change his behaviors so he keeps karmagettin the same results. Somehow this only makes him more determined to continue on the same course. Such is the life of a bulldog. Etymology: karma (destiny or fate, following as effect from cause) + gettin (come to have or hold something; receive) a plat on Armageddon – the last battle between good and evil before the Day of Judgment Created by: artr.

Comments on Karmagettin:

Nosila, 2009-09-25: 17:32:00
Karmandgettit!

Fateality: /fayt-al-i-ty/ Sitting at his desk, Joe contemplated his fateality when he realized that he wasn’t still dreaming and he really didn’t have his pants on. Etymology: reality: quality and state of things being true + fate: supposed force or princible that predetermines events + fatality: a decree made by fate or the quality of being doomed by disaster Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Fateality:

Nosila, 2009-09-25: 17:36:00
There’s sale down the street he should go to where pants are half off!

Fatealistic: /fait – ah – list – tik/ Gloria discovered that just by changing one letter in the word fatalistic, she had a new word for the feeling she was having… Every little thing seemed to go wrong for her and because of these little events which kept adding up, she began to feel fatealistic. Etymology: fate, fatalistic Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Fatealistic:

Nosila, 2009-09-25: 17:33:00
Fateall attraction!

Karmadyoferrors: /kar ma dee ov er rors/ Georgina’s day just went from bad to worse. It was a karmadyoferrors. She didn’t make it to the toaster before it flung her bread on the sweep-needed floor. Her heel broke while racing for the bus. Everyone on the public transit stared aghast at her, as she had only applied eye make-up to one eye, not the other and had forgotten her make-up case at home. When she got to her office, her computer had crashed and the milk she put in her coffee curdled. She went to the ladies’ room to sort out herself and freshen up. Of course, Fate has a way of telling you who your real friends are at work. She walked into the meeting with the new Japanese gentlemen clients and was not advised that her second and third buttons on her shirt had popped open or that the back of her skirt had been inadvertantly caught in the top of her pantyhose. She smiled apologetically, but that spinach salad she had at lunch had lodged itself between each of her front teeth and blacked out two of them.
Yup, she looked real purty… Etymology: Karma (the effects of a person’s actions that determine his destiny in his next incarnation) & Comedy of Errors (A humorous occurrence). Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: n. A message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller. v. To leave a message without identifying yourself.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Incallnito: /in-call-nee-toe/ Jim preferred to be incallnito when he called friends, just in case he owed them money. Etymology: incognito: one whose identity is concealed + call Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Incallnito:

mweinmann, 2009-09-24: 06:59:00
this is clever; like it!

Nosila, 2009-09-24: 19:28:00
Love the word…and love your pic…you look just like a lady I worked with called Hazel, from England…any relation?

mrskellyscl, 2009-09-24: 22:42:00
umm…no, although I have used witch hazel once or twice.

Nosila, 2009-09-25: 17:34:00
Which hazel did you use???

Callmoflage: /kall – moe – flaj/ It looked like a phone call, it looked like a message. Wait; it was a callmoflage because Monica could not tell who it was from. The identity of the caller remained hidden inside the message and could not be identified. Etymology: call, camoflage (hide by closely resembling the natural environment) Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Callmoflage:

Nosila, 2009-09-25: 00:31:00
The callmoflage before the storm…good word!

Callerhidee: /kawl ler hy dee/ Ginger’s new phone had all the bells and whistles and yet she still received mysterious calls from unknown senders.
The person trying to reach her obviously had a callerhidee feature on their phone. After fretting for two weeks that she was being stalked by some masher, she went to the phone company. Mystery solved…it turned out to be a five year old in Buenos Aires who had just discovered his mom’s phone and among other things, loved the beepy noises that the re-dial button made. Etymology: Play on Caller ID (a small display that will show you the telephone number of the party calling you) & Hide (make undecipherable or imperceptible by obscuring or concealing) Created by: Nosila.

Anonymessage: /ənänəmesij/ Joan*s friend Mary is one of those people who lives in her own little world. She will start a conversation in her head 5 minutes before she starts to talk to you. It*s your job to catch up. It*s no wonder that Joan*s voicemail is full of anonymessages from her. By the time the beep sounds, Mary is half done with what she had to say. It*s like coming in late on a movie or TV show, hoping that you can figure out what you*ve missed. Etymology: anonymous (a person not identified by name) + message (a verbal, written, or recorded communication sent to or left for a recipient who cannot be contacted directly) Created by: artr.

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