Author: James Gang

Leashentious girlfriend puts her boyfriend on a choker

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

Why were you looking at that girl?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Leashentious: /leash-en-shush/ Sally was so leashentious that she bought her boyfriend a special choker that was electronically hooked up to her earrings so that she could monitor his behavior. This way she could prevent him from having illicit leashaisons. Etymology: leash + licentious Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Leashentious:

Nosila, 2008-06-24: 20:28:00
Good one…you need to get them into Walmart for Christmas!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-25: 06:41:00
good word;like the story too.

Reindear: /rayn Рdeer/ Elizabeth is a veritable reindear, keeping her fianc̩, Duke, on a very short leash, seldom letting him out of her sight and dominating most of his time thereby making sure that other women were kept at bay. Etymology: Blend of rein (means of controlling) and dear Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Reindear:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:13:00
like it

Nosila, 2008-06-24: 20:25:00
Love it…is she also a care-ibou? You sleigh me!

Domimator: /dom-i-mate-or/ Because of Jenny’s insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a total domimator. She domimates to the point of completely controlling and smothering Joe, her boyfriend. Etymology: DOMIMATOR – noun – from DOMINATOR + MATE Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Domimator:

Mustang, 2008-06-24: 08:17:00
I think I dated her way back when.

Programouriste: /proh GRAM-oor-IS-teh/ Roxie was starting to think that a “binary” approach was needed to have Bob’s love 24/7. Computer savy, she thought that a amicrochip behind the ear might just do the job.(Look how intensely she’s studying his ear) An amonopolist she was; an enthralling programouriste she planned to be. Watch out Bob! Remember today’s science fiction is tomorrow’s reality. Etymology: PROGRAM: To train to perform automatically in a desired way; to train to behave in a predetermined way; a systematic plan for the automatic solution of a problem by a computer. AMOUR: love or desire,” from Anglo-Fr. + ISTE: one who practices (the Old French form.) Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Programouriste:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-24: 16:12:00
very funny

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-06-24: 00:01:00

Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

Metrohumanx’s sweet sounding placebalm covers the truth

DEFINITION: A harmless untruth, intended to comfort simple souls.

Yeah, I'm in heaven now.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Placebalm: /PLUH-CEE-BALM/ I told the panic-stricken crown that all would be well.
It was only a PLACEBALM, but it was sorely needed. Etymology: PLACEBO-a harmless sugar pill which can have therapeutic results.
BALM- a soothing salve or ointment. Created by: metrohumanx.

Comments on Placebalm:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-24: 08:12:00
Very pleasant word.

Comfiberate: /com fib er rate/ Jessie was able to comfiberate her young son with the lore of Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy to help him understand and look forward to special holidays and events. Finding a comfiberation for Halloween was a lot harder to do, especially when Uncle Les insisted on dressing up as a female, Aunt Dorothy, each October 31st as well as on many other occasions during the year…
Etymology: comfort ( give moral or emotional strength to or a feeling of freedom from worry or disappointment) & fib (tell a relatively insignificant lie)& liberate(to free from confinement or ideas) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Comfiberate:

lumina, 2008-06-23: 22:54:00
Great word AND hilarious usage!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-24: 08:08:00
Good word and sentence.

Foma: /fo-ma/ Nothing in this book is true. “Live by the foma* that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.” The Books of Bokonon. I: 5 Etymology: Created by Kurt Vonnegut for Cat’s Cradle, published in 1963. Created by: vonnegut.

Plafibo: /pla-FEE-bo/ “What do I say?” thought Bob. That was what he had been asking himself all week. But Roxie’s questions were flying faster than any of his answers were coming in to land. He needed a plafibo to allay her fears; he hoped he would find one before she found out that he had lost the tickets for their upcoming overseas trip. Etymology: PLACEBO: ME from Latin: I shall be pleased;an innocuous or inert medication; given as a pacifier & FIB: a small trivial lie, minor falsehood. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Plafibo:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-23: 16:03:00
great

lumina, 2008-06-23: 22:55:00
Good one!

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-06-23: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James

Libertybelle’s Sleepiphany keep the other Verbotomists up a night

DEFINITION: An idea that pops into your head just before you fall asleep, which is so big and brilliant, or else so dark and scary, that it keeps you awake all night long.

Honey, are you awake?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sleepiphany: /sleep-pip-fan-knee/ It was clear to me that my husband’s sleepiphany was going to be the cause of my insomnia as every time I began to drift off he would bring up another nuance of his idea. Etymology: sleep + epiphany… not my best work but it’s been a while! Created by: libertybelle.

Comments on Sleepiphany:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-20: 13:08:00
love it

TimTheEnchanter, 2008-06-20: 17:11:00
nice!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:37:00
Like it a lot.

Nighdea: /[nye DEAR]-[nye DEE uh]/ I got no sleep last night, all because of this one bright nighdea. Etymology: From “night” and “idea”.

The kind of idea that only comes to you late at night, particularly when you’re almost asleep. Created by: LankyJane.

Comments on Nighdea:

lumina, 2008-06-20: 09:56:00
Perfect!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-20: 13:07:00
like it

Nosila, 2008-06-21: 02:13:00
good one

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:34:00
Very good.

Fortythinks: /for-tee-th-inks/ Joe was restless, sleep deprived, in and out of consciousness and in the state of fortythinks, filled with the brilliant ideas on how he was going to become a partner in the firm at 29 years of age. Etymology: FORTYTHINKS – noun – from FORTYWINKS (a short light sleep) + THINKS (as in thoughts, ideas) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Fortythinks:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-20: 13:05:00
excellent word

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:36:00
Excelent.

Nightbulbmoment: /night-bulb-moment/ Joe didn’t didn’t get much sleep last night because his wife had another nightbulbmoment. Etymology: Obvious isn’t it? This was a hard one. 🙂 Created by: lumina.

Comments on Nightbulbmoment:

Nosila, 2008-06-21: 02:14:00
I’ve had them,too!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-21: 19:32:00
Ilike it; great word

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Stevenson0’s compushive behaviour hits the hot button

DEFINITION: To push a pushbutton that has just been pushed by someone else because you “need” to push it yourself; common at elevators, traffic lights, and family meetings.

Excuse me, but that's my button.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Compushion: /com-push-yuhn/ Joe has to be sure he is in total control of his life and make things happen for himself. As a result, he has to push all the buttons and make all his own choices to ensure he has forged his own path. His compushion is annoying to those around him, but he must control the panel of his life and be assured he caused what is to take place in his life. Etymology: COMPUSHION – noun – from COMPULSION (an irresistible impulse to perform an act + PUSH (press with energy and insistence) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Compushion:

lumina, 2008-06-19: 02:29:00
Another good one!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-19: 11:42:00
excellent

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-20: 05:53:00
Another Top word.

Buttonupmanship: /buht’n-UHP-man-ship/ Bob wasn’t a nice man; if he didn’t get his own way, he would become pushy. Frequently he would be “pushing someones button,” and if that didn’t work he would “push their keys.” Also he thought that he was a tough dude and joined “The Push,” but they thought he was nothing more than a “push-fire” and a real “push-over.” Even at lifts and traffic lights, he always tried his buttonupmanship, telling little old ladies to “button-up their lip.” He had no success with the younger ladies also, when it came to “push-on-up.” Seeking a free night’s fun at someone else’s expense, he thought he might push his luck with the ladies at a “pushing school” or a “buttonhole factory,” but when it came to “push and shove,” they stomped on his “button and bows” and told him to “push off” or he’d be “pushing clouds” sooner than he thought. Etymology: BUTTON: n. any small knob or disk pressed to activate an electric circuit, release a spring, or otherwise operate or open a machine, small door, toy, etc. ONEUPMANSHIP n. the attitude or practice of trying to keep one step ahead of a friend or competitor; Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Buttonupmanship:

lumina, 2008-06-19: 02:28:00
I like it.

Mustang, 2008-06-19: 06:31:00
Funny, and very clever.

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-19: 11:41:00
great word and sentence

Nosila, 2008-06-19: 20:29:00
Bob, is his last name Pushkin by any chance? He’ll be doing that till they put him in a push chair!

Repressgallery: /re press gall eree/ Simon’s repressgallery button on his phone was working overtime…I mean if you pushed again, would something magically appear? Well, only if you are in a theatre or other place where contact was awkward! Right? Etymology: repress: (put out of one’s consciousness or to press again) & Press Gallery (an area (sometimes in a balcony) set aside for reporters (especially in a legislative hall)

Created by: Nosila.

Presstidigaddiction: /press – tuh – didj – uh – DICT – shun/ Darryl had a major case of presstidigaddiction wherein he compulsively pressed already pushed buttons on elevators, vending machines, crosswalks, even knowing the button had already been pushed. Though he did his best to conceal his move, he would do it openly where necessary. Etymology: Blend of prestidigitation (sleight of hand) and addiction Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Presstidigaddiction:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-19: 11:44:00
great tongue twister

Nosila, 2008-06-19: 20:33:00
Good one, for a 19 letter word!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-20: 05:54:00
Quite a mouthful, but on the mark.

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Definition Comments:

Mustang – 2008-06-19: 08:28:00

Being compushive isnt easy. It takes lots of energy and ingenuity.

Son eschorews the garbage

DEFINITION: A specialized inability, or area of “chosen incompetency”, based on an individual’s need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks.

But I don't know how to take out the garbage!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Eschorew: /es-chohr-oo/ Joe had to have an inventive and creative mind to come up with daily excuses to eschorew that which his mother had lined up throughout his summer vacation. Etymology: ESCHOREW – verb – from ESCHEW (to shun; to avoid) + CHORE (a hard, or unpleasant task) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Eschorew:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-18: 10:08:00
Scooby Dooby Do eschorew?

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-19: 05:40:00
I consider “eschore” but “eschorew” is much better.

Selactivities: /sel act ivi tees/ “How is it your selactivities defy logic?” Mary asked her family. “I work all day and come home to a mess. For instance, You, my son, Freddie, can pull apart and reassemble a car engine in ten minutes flat, but do not know how to replace the toilet roll or paper towel holders. You, my daughter, Susie, can shop until you drop at the Mall for things you don’t need, but cannot find the grocery store and get something for supper. And, You, John, my aerospace husband, can design and utilize the Canadarm for NASA, but do not know how to operate a vacuum or lawnmower!” Etymology: Selective ( tending to select; characterized by careful choice) & Activities (exertions of energy or states or qualities of being active) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Selactivities:

lumina, 2008-06-18: 12:29:00
Love it! Every family has a selactist!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-19: 05:36:00
Good word.

Deliberignorance: /dÄ­-lÄ­b’É™r-Ä­g’nÉ™r-É™ns/ Like many teen-agers, Jacob’s deliberignorance with respect to chores as common as washing dishes and doing his own laundry was transparent. Etymology: delibber, slang for an anti-feminist; Berignor, french-gaelic var. on the name ‘Berringer;’ Rance, Ron Howard’s brother. Created by: stache.

Comments on Deliberignorance:

lumina, 2008-06-18: 12:31:00
Yup. As a teen my son was very deliberignorant too.

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-18: 16:55:00
like it

Nosila, 2008-06-19: 00:38:00
Deliberia!

Optionertia: /op – shun – ERSH – ya/ Hector’s ruse for avoiding those tasks and duties he hated so much was optionertia, a ‘portfolio’ of customized phantom disabilities that invariably evoked an outpouring of sympathy and a free pass on doing his share of the dirty jobs. Etymology: Blend of option or optional and inertia. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Optionertia:

Rutilus, 2008-06-18: 15:23:00
Hector needs a helping of outonyouearia if you ask me.

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