Aah, aahh, AAAHHH! ohhnnn…

DEFINITION: An incomplete sneeze; starts with a nose tickle, followed by a sharp intake of breath, but then it vanishes, leaving only a vague sense of incompletion.

Aah, aahh, AAAHHH! ohhnnn...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gesundhalt: /gah-zunt-halt/ In 18th century Europe, regular intake of snuff was a common remedy to gesundhalt. Etymology: gesundheit, only halted Created by: Alchemist.

Snee: /s nee/ as Carol snee’d for the 7th time that day due to hay fever the irritation became too much and she poked herself in the eye to force a full sneeze out. Etymology: snee, half a sneeze. Created by: erasmus.

Snotyet: /snoy ee et/ a series of snot yets left her exhausted and her dinner guests strangely unhungry. Etymology: snot not yet Created by: galwaywegian.

Snease: /s-niece/ Just as she was about to sneeze, she encountered a snease, that sharp nasel pain of an unfullfiled sneeze. With a snease all the symptoms of a sneeze are there, but the satisfying achoo. Etymology: sneeze + cease Created by: Stevenson0.

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James

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I’m calling to tell you that I’m doing my toes

DEFINITION: To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems.

I'm calling to tell you that I'm doing my toes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Blahg: /blahhhg/ Stephanie published the smallest details on blog which, in time, became a blahg for its level of minute and pointless detail. Etymology: blah + blog Created by: jedijawa.

Obcell: /ob-cell/ Jenny would obcell with her best friend. However, with the new all-you-can-talk plan on her phone, Jenny became totally obcelled, letting everyone know everything she did. This obcellsive behavoiur drove her boyfriend to purchase the call display and call block features for his phone. Etymology: obsess + obsessed + cell Created by: Stevenson0.

Epicdemic: /epic-dem-ic/ She was stricken by the deadly epicdemic that compelled her to constantly think of herself as the only real person on the planet – everyone else was a fictional prop to her story Etymology: epic + epidemic Created by: Jabberwocky.

Yackberry: /yak-bair-eee/ Sue is such a yackberry that she felt the need to call and tell me how many licks it was taking to get the the center of her tootsie pop. Etymology: yack, blackberry Created by: purpleartichokes.

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James

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Excuse me, but that’s my button

DEFINITION: To push a pushbutton that has just been pushed by someone else because you “need” to push it yourself; common at elevators, traffic lights, and family meetings.

Excuse me, but that's my button.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Superflupress: /sue-purr-flu-press/ Gordon was such a controlpanelfreak that he was always superflupressing in the vain thought that he could override everyone else’s intentions. Etymology: superfluous (surplus to demand) + press Created by: petaj.

Prescalate: /press-cah-layt/ he arrived at the traffic lights and couldn’t help but prescalate… the other gentleman responded with his own prescalation…the situation then prescalated to such a point that neither of them were prepared to leave the button even when the lights changed… Etymology: press, escalate Created by: rikboyee.

Pushwhacked: /push-wackd/ Although it was already pressed, Jill pushwhacked the buton continuously until the elevator arrived. Etymology: push, bushwhack Created by: toadstool57.

Digiredoo: /dih-jih-ree-dew/ The button was lit. Clearly, someone had already pushed it. So why did I feel the need to digiredoo? Etymology: digit, redo, and didgeridoo (An aboriginal wind instrument that has absolutely nothing to do with this word.) Created by: purpleartichokes.

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James

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Honey, are you awake?

DEFINITION: An idea that pops into your head just before you fall asleep, which is so big and brilliant, or else so dark and scary, that it keeps you awake all night long.

Honey, are you awake?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nightbulb: /nite-bulb/ Roger had a nightbulb so dark and brilliant that he couldn’t sleep for week. Finally, his wife pulled the plug on the idea, and he rested… Etymology: night + lightbulb Created by: wordmeister.

Fortythinks: /for-tee-th-inks/ He was restless, sleep deprived and in the state of fortythinks, filled with the brilliant ideas on how he was going to become a partner in the firm at 29 years of age. Etymology: fortywinks + thinks Created by: Stevenson0.

Insomnipiphany: /in-som-ni-pi-fa-nee/ Annette suffered an insomnipiphany and was unable to sleep the rest of the night. Etymology: insomnia + epiphany Created by: PythianHabenero.

Thoughtywink: /th-or-tee-wink/ Being a particularly creative type, Michelangelo was prone to thoughtywinks which allowed him only very light sleep for extremely short periods. He longed for a solid night of deep sleep. Etymology: thought (mental process that generates ideas) + forty winks (a short light nap) Created by: petaj.

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James

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Verbotoweek: The week in review

It was a wildly creative week where our players’ imaginations were pushed from forgotten birthdays (James’s personal foley) to virtual brain death thanks to catgrin’s TV/DVD obsessions. I must admit I was completely flintstoned and suffered from painful gomerpiles while watching rikboyee quickly dumbfound the competition with his clever retortise. And I almost went mimeopathic seeing that twinch was overlooked, or undervoted, by our team of expert verbotomists. The winner of the week, cellfish by purpleartichokes, finished on top with a strong lead, despite the fact the it must have been subject to some vote splitting thanks to Ziggy41’s equally clever, and phonetically matched, celfish.

Here are the top five words for the week of April 2 – April 8, 2007.

  1. cellfish
  2. episodomy
  3. retalilate
  4. retortoise
  5. schizoscreenia

Top snippers, snippets and snibblers

Of course, the most fun is often reading the clever reparteasies that often occur between players as they play for verbal oneupmanship. Here are a few of my favorite snippletts…

Bulletchewer ranting on Olsenation

Bulletchewer2007-04-04: 14:33:00
*mimicked And is “annoying” a new euphemism for “hot”?

Jabberwocky2007-04-05: 08:57:00
Yikes!! Bulletchewer has a crush on the Olsens

And of course purpleartichokes’ brilliant word, “thinket“, inspired lots of conversation… It seem that thinkets or, or as bulletchewer calls them “thoughtdiscounts“, are an ever present phemnomen that prove that while the thought may count for something, it does not count for enough. (Attention all males, this is a wake-up call!)

I might actually use this one in real life. – iwasatripwire, 2007-04-06: 13:59:00

Can the sympoms of doghousen syndrome be eased by the sufferer sleeping on the sofa, or indeed in the doghouse? – Bulletchewer, 2007-04-06: 15:20:00

*symptoms – Bulletchewer, 2007-04-06: 15:20:00

I like sympoms better. Pays homage to The Simpsons and celebrates this dohccasion. And “The Couch” brings back such bad memories for my boyfriend that he’d prefer to sleep on my f.u.ton. – purpleartichokes, 2007-04-06: 18:30:00

Ignore his f.u.tile excuses. Tell him you want your birthday celebelated. – petaj, 2007-04-06: 19:57:00

Oooo, celebelate is a GREAT word! – purpleartichokes, 2007-04-07: 06:03:00

One can only hope that our poor James, who confessed while trying to deny it, that this definition reflected his own personal dissendowment, was not completely celeberated.

We are eagerly watching the results this week to see who will win the blessing of Daniel Pink

Your humble observer,

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