Verboticisms

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: reks sting wish

Sentence: When Virginia's Dad bought her a big bully of a pitbull, it was not just out of kindness or companionship for her. He had the dog trained to snarl at any boy who got near her and rextinguish his ardour.

Etymology: Rex (popular dog name,meaning "King" in Latin) & Extinguish (put an end to; kill;put out, as of fires, flames,lights or passions)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ləstäpər

Sentence: When Jill’s dad installed closed-circuit cameras throughout the house he told everybody it was a security issue. Mentioning to her boyfriend that he could activate any camera at any time proved to be a major lustopper.

Etymology: lust (a passionate desire for something) + stopper (a person or thing that halts or obstructs a specified thing)

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Created by: kimmarie

Pronunciation: ah-moor-ang-core

Sentence: The sun was setting, her eyes twinkled, the stars were aligned. As he slid closer to her on the coach a shadow appeared on the stairs. Her father, the amoranchor was poised to put an end to his ambitions.

Etymology: amor is Latin for love and anchor from english, meaning the weighing down of a boat so that it stays still and does not sail off into the sunset.

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Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: hart-bray-k

Sentence: In the heat of passion, please protective us from parents, jealous pets, mischevious children, overprotective friends and relatives and all other heartbrakes.

Etymology: When our hearts meet passionately and others interrupt putting on the brakes ... they are heartbrakes.

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COMMENTS:

clever - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:23:00

Perhaps some want to prevent us from paying "heartbalm" or even ending up in "Heartbreak Hotel!?" Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00

Cute word...you brake me up! - Nosila, 2008-02-14: 00:26:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: third - wheel- er

Sentence: Gordon snaked his arm along the back of the lounge and looked longingly into Miranda's eyes. But only for a fleeting second! That amorous feeling had quickly dissipated when the thirdweiler prowled into the room making low growling noises and raising its hackles. The only drooling going on was the dog.

Etymology: third wheel (one who deters the couple's activities - just by being there) + Rottweiler (a breed of dog often used for guard dogs)

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COMMENTS:

The alpha and omega of pun. Thank you :-) - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:19:00

lovely - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:40:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jiztäpō

Sentence: Jim and his girlfriend had just settled down for a good mutual groping when the Jizzstapo made its presence known. Despite the fact that the *rents had adjourned to the basement to watch TV, Mom found an excuse to pass through the living room about every 20 minutes. First it was forgotten slippers, then an already-read book. When she ran out of lame excuses, Mom decided it was time to play the piano that just happened to be in the living room. The couple had about as much privacy as if they were sitting in a bus station.

Etymology: jizz (sperm) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) + stop (come to an end; cease to happen)

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COMMENTS:

sehr gut! - Nosila, 2010-05-04: 00:39:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: am or ti fye

Sentence: When Bengy first met Todd, he sought to amourtify Beth about Todd's intentions. She would not be swayed by Bengy's uncharacteristic barkings, moanings and growls about Todd. Beth should have known better than to doubt Bengy's motives and actions about Todd. Caught with her Maid of Honor, she allowed Bengy to amortify Todd with his sharp teeth.

Etymology: Amour (Love, romance,a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship) & Mortify (Embarrass;cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of)

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: lust - bust - ur

Sentence: Denise's mom ran to get the lustbuster when she noticed her daughter's date putting his arm around her. Duke's imposing stature and menacing growl soon cooled things off in the living room.

Etymology: lust (strong sexual attraction/urges)+ buster (someone or something who breaks things up)

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Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: four-nih-cay-shun

Sentence: Pastor Ted, pad and pen in hand, began to outline his homily for the next day's assembly of ChastiKids from across the country. He planned to start out by detailing all of the benefits of fornicashun. "To say "noitus" to coitus is to respect ones body and give praise to the Lord. Avoiding the mortal sin of lust will prevent you from contracting the many rashes of Satan..." Ted was interrupted as the ink on the paper bloomed into a dark carnation as the prostitutes in his hotel room hot tub started a water fight. There would be time to work on this later, so Ted grabbed his ball-gag and riding crop and intentionally perverted the term "water polo".

Etymology: fornication + shun

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COMMENTS:

Nice one Reverend Banky! - metro1, 2008-02-13: 10:39:00

Very nice alterashun! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:01:00

It just flows so nicely. - picabomama, 2008-02-13: 13:07:00

Seems like they're about to see Teddy bare! Still thinking about why we choose to name a character in our sentences, "TED." ???? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:58:00

You're a fantastic story writer! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:11:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: diss/cur/rage/ment

Sentence: Disscurragemeant took on a whole different meaning when Phil nearly lost three fingers in an attempt to cuddle up closer.

Etymology: diss + cur (dog) + rage + meant (intended)

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COMMENTS:

Stunned by the way you take one word and tweak it with a letter, or a few, and have a great verbotomy to fit the definition. Today's is Exceptional. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:15:00

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