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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
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Libidavise
Created by: Niktionary
Pronunciation: la-beed-ah-vize
Sentence: I should have known Chuck was a cad. On our date, my cat, Jerry began to libidavise him by spraying him!
Etymology: libido + advise
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COMMENTS:
The pronounciation's center (bid-ah) describes the attempted romancing so nicely! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:26:00
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Procrasdulation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pro/cras/du/lation
Sentence: At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.
Etymology: procrastination + adulation
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COMMENTS:
Original! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:59:00
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Lustopper
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ləstäpər
Sentence: When Jill’s dad installed closed-circuit cameras throughout the house he told everybody it was a security issue. Mentioning to her boyfriend that he could activate any camera at any time proved to be a major lustopper.
Etymology: lust (a passionate desire for something) + stopper (a person or thing that halts or obstructs a specified thing)
Amoratude
Created by: 8Revolution8
Pronunciation: a/more/a/tude
Sentence: David does not want to go near Carol after the latest incident with her dad, and also her dad's got amoratude
Etymology: amour (love) + atitude (sharp attitude towards when someone gets the 'hots'
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COMMENTS:
pretty sick word - dalmero8, 2008-02-13: 17:33:00
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Erogenot
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: i-roj-uh-NOT
Sentence: It was during "Love In Orbit", the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob's daughter, and her boyfriend's romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating - but to their impending horror - they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone, and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle.
Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from "Dict Of Endangered English" By Grambs.
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COMMENTS:
brilliant! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:23:00
Out of this world! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:00:00
great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:22:00
How strange, we both must have some "Ted" fixation... Great word! - Banky, 2008-02-13: 14:03:00
Love it Ozzie! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:23:00
Apparently Ted is like a walking cold-shower. Neat word. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:39:00
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Passionsmashin
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: Passion Smash in
Sentence: In the school hall, stealing a kiss. Teacher comes. "Now! Now! None of this." Necking in the car at the drive-in move passion pit. Parents pull up, park in the next spot, "Dad gum it!" Making out in the back seat out on Lover's Lane. Cops rapped on the widow. Another passionsmashin again!
Etymology: Passion, Smash in. Passion - strong sexual desires. Smash in - break, ruin, end, destroy. Passionsmashin can be used as a noun, a verb, or adjective.
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COMMENTS:
hahahaha...like it. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:14:00
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Procrasdulation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pro/cras/du/lation
Sentence: At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.
Etymology: PROCRASDULATION - noun - from PROCRASTINATION (to defer action; delay)+ ADULATION (to show excessive admiration)
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COMMENTS:
How true! Excellent word. Great etymology. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:29:00
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Rextinguish
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: reks sting wish
Sentence: When Virginia's Dad bought her a big bully of a pitbull, it was not just out of kindness or companionship for her. He had the dog trained to snarl at any boy who got near her and rextinguish his ardour.
Etymology: Rex (popular dog name,meaning "King" in Latin) & Extinguish (put an end to; kill;put out, as of fires, flames,lights or passions)
Fizzure
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: fiz-ure
Sentence: Though he always thought fondly of his first love, he would never forget the two overprotective muscular fizzures that were her older brothers.
Etymology: Fizzle + Fissure
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COMMENTS:
Instead of a fizure I'd rather have a sure fizz! Sex fizz is always better than a sex fizzle. Your creation sizzles! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:29:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
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