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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
Verboticisms
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Canoodlepoodle
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: kan oo dil poo dil
Sentence: Miss E.Z Vertue was a sophomore teen who went to Raging Hormone Junior High. Against her parents' wishes, she fell madly in love with a senior from Our Lady of the Gonad High School, called Randy Sooter. When they became inseparable (literally) EZ's father decided to get her the puppy she'd always wanted. The dog was a huge standard-bred French Poodle called Quebec. Quebec was trained to growl and menace any male who came near the daughter. He was a sexgregator, a canoodlepoodle, trained in the fine art of keeping teenagers apart from each other. Yes, Quebec lived for separation!
Etymology: canoodle (fondle or pet affectionately) & poodle (breed of canine)
Superdrooper
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: soup err droup err
Sentence: Rex was the perfect superdrooper, his smell alone had been known to counteract two viagra and a bottle of chianti.
Etymology: supertrooper(ask your parents if you're too young to remember ABBA), droop.
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COMMENTS:
Great etymology ... even if recognizing it is outageous of me! Silly rhymes ... passing times ...your verbot does both for we! Ryhming, too! Your verbot has much for all! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:34:00
Mama Mia, funny word! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:21:00
Interesting word. Sic em Rex! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:29:00
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Fizzure
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: fiz-ure
Sentence: Though he always thought fondly of his first love, he would never forget the two overprotective muscular fizzures that were her older brothers.
Etymology: Fizzle + Fissure
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COMMENTS:
Instead of a fizure I'd rather have a sure fizz! Sex fizz is always better than a sex fizzle. Your creation sizzles! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:29:00
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Mangaplump
Created by: Mangaplump
Pronunciation: Manga-plump
Sentence: U have a nice Mangaplump.
Etymology:
Woecowboy
Created by: ianbkk
Pronunciation: WOE - cowboy
Sentence: Her woecowboy of a bestfriend walked in just as I was getting into my stride.
Etymology: Woe - sadness and a play on 'whoa'
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COMMENTS:
Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:51:00
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Lovestructor
Created by: dalmero8
Pronunciation: love/structor
Sentence: "Man, her dad was such a lovestructor!"
Etymology: love + obstructor
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COMMENTS:
Has originality! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 18:31:00
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Libidno
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: li/beed/no
Sentence: Fang was the ultimate libidno. His jaws were known to crush anything remotely romantic.
Etymology: libido + no
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COMMENTS:
Your choice of no is simple but so powerful ... libido is at the heart of the definition ... a simply great create! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 18:42:00
Fang obviously brooks no pawplay or puppy love! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:19:00
Dang Fang, no Poontang! Nice one Jabber! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:28:00
Could be used as a chant at a feminist rally. Good one! - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:34:00
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Romekneeno
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: rome/nee/no
Sentence: Juliet's father was a real romekneeno. Everytime an errant hand slid past her knee, he chopped it off.
Etymology: romeo + rome + knee + no
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COMMENTS:
Every word in your etymology is so well chosen ... with romeo and knee topping the other two. Knees can be a turn on ... but alas ... they can also be a painful turn-off ... incorporating it into your verbot makes it so powerful! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:21:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
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