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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Melovemelongtimist
Created by: noztril
Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist
Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.
Etymology: me love you long time GI
Overconfidolt
Created by: plan9
Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt
Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.
Etymology: overconfident+dolt
Playgotist
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: play + go + tist
Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."
Etymology: player + egotist
Peaflop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pee-flop
Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Etymology: peacock, flop
Narsexist
Created by: woofmaster
Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".
Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.
Etymology: narcissism + sexist
Prohounder
Created by: jsb1138
Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er
Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.
Etymology: propound + hound(er)
Optimissed
Created by: MrDave2176
Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist
Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.
Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)
Confidont
Created by: Tesher
Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt
Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.
Etymology: confident + don't (do not)
Pratdigal
Created by: tempest
Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.
Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.
Etymology: Prat + prodigal
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!