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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Venertilize
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ven-ERT-eh-lyz
Sentence: Robert had visions of being a giver of blessings wherein he would soar above the multitudes venertilizing his faithful flocks.
Etymology: Blend of 'venerate' (bless) and 'fertilize' (spread fertilizer, such as manure)
Squirtfantaflyze
Created by: librarian
Pronunciation: squirt-fanta-flyze
Sentence: Standing in line, I squirtfantaflyzed, concentrating on aiming at the annoying woman in back of me.
Etymology: fantasize + flying + squirting
Analeyezing
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ay/nal/i/zing
Sentence: Some days I spend time analeyezing about my coworkers and imagine their upturned faces as I .... on them
Etymology: anal + eyes + analyze
Daycream
Created by: whimsy
Pronunciation: dey-kreem
Sentence: Sitting in his cubicle the night before Christmas, he stared out the window and daycreamed his boss's luxury car.
Etymology: daydream + cream
Autofantaornioffer
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: a-toe-fan-ta-orn-i offer
Sentence: Sometimes when I am experated by large crowds in public places I autofantornioffer.
Etymology: auto: self, fanta: imagine, orni: bird, offer: gift
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COMMENTS:
- DarthWader, 2006-12-18: 01:08:00
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Doottillate
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: sht-uh-late
Sentence: At the office Xmas party, the greasy VP was shttillating every secretary he could corner
Etymology: sht - sht titillate - to exite another pleasurably
Bonbard
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: bonbard
Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.
Etymology: bon (good) + bombard
Crapmas
Created by: memexikon
Pronunciation: crap mas
Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.
Etymology: crap + christmas
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COMMENTS:
In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00
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Benefecation
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation: Ben-eff-i-kay-shum
Sentence: Thanks to the donations of many generous benefecators the gentlemen's conveniences were somewhat malodorous.
Etymology: benediction+defecation
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James