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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Peacepot
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: pisspot
Sentence: A pigeon overhead might cause you to hear a splat, a dove, a peacepot
Etymology: the symbol of peace spreads pot luck
Doottillate
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: sht-uh-late
Sentence: At the office Xmas party, the greasy VP was shttillating every secretary he could corner
Etymology: sht - sht titillate - to exite another pleasurably
Dootasia
Created by: alphabetapolothology
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: shit & fantasia
Excrimagine
Created by: arianell
Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin
Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.
Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".
Birdimify
Created by: hvhtim
Pronunciation: BUR-dih-mih-fy
Sentence: i wanted to birdimify myself when i saw the line for santa at the mall.
Etymology: bird, -imify
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COMMENTS:
good one Hvhtim! I feel the same way - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:41:00
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Birgify
Created by: Windyo
Pronunciation: Buh/rgih/fye
Sentence: I often birgify when louts crowd onto me
Etymology: From "bird", "gift" and with a verbal ending to it ^^
Dovacate
Created by: Bellman
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "Last night I had a dream that I was dovacating."
Etymology: From 'dove' and 'defacate'
Holiwash
Created by: jania773
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Oh, look dear Nana Betty was holiwashed by that lovely white dove.
Etymology:
Hahagopigeony
Created by: ajamay
Pronunciation: HA HA I kill myself...
Sentence: I'd like to hahagopigeony on my boss this year.
Etymology: Middle Python/Old English
Fecalflyer
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"
Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!
Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James