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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Fecalflyer

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"

Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!

Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer

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Dopilunk

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Doe-pid-lunk

Sentence: The man reached the level of dopilunk and was able to joyfully escape.

Etymology: From dove, pigedon, and kerplunk.

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COMMENTS:

Good Word! Funny... - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 01:29:00

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Phantasmashaplop

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/

Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.

Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)

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Ploffany

Created by: KliCk5000

Pronunciation: Plo (as in blow) ffany (as in funny)

Sentence: I was in a state of ploffany while waiting in line for the movie, as though I was higher than everyone else.

Etymology: Latin for the state of being high. (Not really)

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Bonbard

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: bonbard

Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.

Etymology: bon (good) + bombard

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Birdwishing

Created by: Abbers

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Fecalicitations

Created by: taburasa

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Tirdbombbird

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: terd-bohm-bird

Sentence: That tirdbombbird sure left a mark in my jacket!

Etymology: tird+bomb+bird

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Benefecation

Created by: Pipeski

Pronunciation: Ben-eff-i-kay-shum

Sentence: Thanks to the donations of many generous benefecators the gentlemen's conveniences were somewhat malodorous.

Etymology: benediction+defecation

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Transdoving

Created by: breastplate

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Sentence: I was totally transdoving the other day and I was happy because I hadn't done it recently.

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James