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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Aerodefile
Created by: verbinator
Pronunciation: eh-ro'-di-file
Sentence: Another bad day at Grab 'n Go had Evelyn wishing she could be a pigeon and aerodefile the snotty shoppers bustling past the store.
Etymology: aero + defile
Excrimagine
Created by: arianell
Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin
Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.
Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".
Peacecrementalize
Created by: msnyder
Pronunciation: peace - crement - a - lyze
Sentence: Santa said, come on up on my sled and peacecrementalize with me as we fly over New York.
Etymology: central appalachain
Peacepot
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: pisspot
Sentence: A pigeon overhead might cause you to hear a splat, a dove, a peacepot
Etymology: the symbol of peace spreads pot luck
Tannenbomber
Created by: ipmcleod
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.
Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)
Avianfever
Created by: erwalter
Pronunciation: a·vi·an·fe·ver
Sentence: She would often sit and daydream about coming down with avianfever so that she could leave all her worries behind.
Etymology: avian-bird; fever-illness or like
Mentachripigeonomy
Created by: pjlilley
Pronunciation: men-ta-kri-pij-ON-om-i
Sentence: One of my favorite pasttimes is engaging in mentachripigeonomy right after a long day of shopping.
Etymology:
Poopondreams
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: poop -on -dreams
Sentence: I was so mad at every one in the office that I experienced poopondreams
Etymology: poopondreams - american
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James