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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Birdimify

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: BUR-dih-mih-fy

Sentence: i wanted to birdimify myself when i saw the line for santa at the mall.

Etymology: bird, -imify

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COMMENTS:

good one Hvhtim! I feel the same way - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:41:00

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Peacecrementalize

msnyder

Created by: msnyder

Pronunciation: peace - crement - a - lyze

Sentence: Santa said, come on up on my sled and peacecrementalize with me as we fly over New York.

Etymology: central appalachain

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Peacedrop

Created by: Zheyyy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I wish I were peacedropping on such a festive season.

Etymology: Peace = Blessings, wishes, harmony, etc. Drop = Befall, bird droppings.

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Crapatulation

Deadpanlives

Created by: Deadpanlives

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Flybubble

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: fly-bar-ble

Sentence: Flybubbling is part of enjoying the festive season for Uncle thud, who has to be wheel-bound.

Etymology: bubble that is made when dreaming (Comes from Burst his dream bubble) + imagine about flying. thus flybubble

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Missilego

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation: Rhymes with mistletoe

Sentence:

Etymology: Missile: a projectile, to go: euphemism for bowel movement, and Mistletoe, a holiday ornament that is traditionally stood under.

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Dreamecate

Created by: ensoul1

Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate

Sentence:

Etymology: Dream + Defecate

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Aviethotic

Created by: Aioua

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I'm feeling rather aviethotic today.

Etymology:

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Guanoint

Created by: urbanwookie

Pronunciation: gwa-noynt

Sentence: If I could be anything in the world that flew, I would be a dove and guanoint you all with poo... (apologies to Lou Reed!)

Etymology: guano + anoint

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Gravituity

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: grav ih two ih tee

Sentence: Jonathan (Livingston Seagull) and his compatriots flew high above the Christmas vacationers on the beaches below, bestowing ample holiday gravituity for all to enjoy.

Etymology: gravity (the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth) + gratuity (present, gift)

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James