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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Aiwannapuonyurheadism
Created by: Upaut
Pronunciation: Aye-wanna-poo-on-your-head-ism
Sentence: Oh, to see bald heads from the skies above, only to spill milky white fluid from my butt! That's the feeling of aiwannapuonyurheadism.
Etymology: Isn't it obvious? "I want to poo on your head", duh!
Crapmas
Created by: memexikon
Pronunciation: crap mas
Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.
Etymology: crap + christmas
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COMMENTS:
In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00
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Dreamecate
Created by: ensoul1
Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate
Sentence:
Etymology: Dream + Defecate
Guanoint
Created by: urbanwookie
Pronunciation: gwa-noynt
Sentence: If I could be anything in the world that flew, I would be a dove and guanoint you all with poo... (apologies to Lou Reed!)
Etymology: guano + anoint
Excremantasy
Created by: Wembler
Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see
Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.
Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy
Gifectate
Created by: bungle
Pronunciation: giff-a-cate
Sentence: And lo, the Christmas Dove did gifecate over the shoppers
Etymology: gift & defecate
Peacepot
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: pisspot
Sentence: A pigeon overhead might cause you to hear a splat, a dove, a peacepot
Etymology: the symbol of peace spreads pot luck
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James