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DEFINITION: v. intr. To be accused of something you didn't do, then do that exact same thing later, completely by accident. n. A false accusation which coincidentally happens to be correct.

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Inadveritas

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: in-ad-vehr-ih-toss

Sentence: Midway through the master bedroom closet Hank found the diary. He and his wife had been cleaning out his childhood home for three days now, throwing out grade school spelling assignments, and obituaries of every person in the small Arkansas town that his mother had ever known. He began leafing through the journal, hoping that he might begin to understand more about what his estranged mother was like in her youth, and realize how she had become the dour and world-beaten woman that he had buried not a week ago. Engrossed in how she had met his father and their courtship through the Korean war, he paused, with a look of abject terror at the next entry. It described the birth of a baby girl named Elizabeth Marie, who had been given up for adoption in that very town. "How's it going in there, honey?" rang Liz's voice down the hallway. Hank snapped out of his trance, "Uh...it's...it's okay. Sweetheart, what children's home did you grow up at?". A long pause deafened Hank, and a quizzical "St. Joseph's?" answered. The pit in Hank's stomach grew harder, and trickle of cold sweat wound down his back as he found the name on the page. Every time his college friends had taunted him about Arkansians and incest replayed in his mind, their inadveritas jokes hardening the lump in his throat.

Etymology: inadvertent - unintentional, veritas - Latin for "truth"

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COMMENTS:

Shockingly, heartbreaking sentence! Great etymology! Great creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 11:46:00

This word's right on the money. - ErWenn, 2008-02-19: 19:03:00

Banky, your stories are as good as your verbots... better even. Very entertaining! - Tigger, 2008-02-19: 21:00:00

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Steroidstance

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ster/oid/stance

Sentence: The sports writer accused Joe, the star athlete of using illegal drugs, but Joe took the steroidstance saying that he wouldn't dignify that question with an answer as he hurried off to his personal trainer for a boost.

Etymology: steroid + happenstance

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COMMENTS:

Sure is a lot of steroidstancing in the sports world! Good sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 19:39:00

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Lewinskidince

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: loo in skid inse

Sentence: It was a pure lewinskidince, she was shining my shoes before my press conference, the phone rang and I couldn't find an ashtray.

Etymology: lewinski, coincidence

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COMMENTS:

are you sure it wasn't blewinskidince? - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-19: 11:16:00

Roaringly funny! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 12:11:00

Certainly put her moniker on this one! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-19: 15:29:00

HA! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-19: 18:20:00

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Liekelihood

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: lie/kliee/hood

Sentence: When first you tell a lie there is a great liekelihood that you will do the deed.

Etymology: lie + likelihood

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COMMENTS:

add a letter and get a two word blend ... another great creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 11:40:00

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Dohpas

Created by: Jamagra

Pronunciation: doe pah

Sentence: PTO Treasurer Lucinda Bookcooker belatedly realized that announcing an "irregularity" in the organization's financial records whilst wearing Gucci, hand-painted silk Jimmy Choo pumps and carrying a Coach handbag might be considered by some to be a dohpas.

Etymology: colloquial "doh" popularized by Homer Simpson + the French "faux pas"

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COMMENTS:

Clever! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 12:22:00

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Lataguilt

Created by: mothergoose

Pronunciation: laterguilt

Sentence: I had to admit my lataguilt had been discovered.

Etymology: derived from later and guilty

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COMMENTS:

Nice one! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 12:23:00

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Hypocriticize

swallowedbyafish

Created by: swallowedbyafish

Pronunciation: hih-po-crih-tih-size

Sentence: Remember the other day you hypocritisized me about driving on the wrong side of road? Well look at me now - I'm dead!

Etymology: hypocrite + criticize

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COMMENTS:

Hauntingly well done! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 11:54:00

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Innonsense

Created by: toadstool57

Pronunciation: in-non-cents

Sentence: Bob,the head geek on his debate team, declared his innocence when asked if he used steroids to give him an edge in competition. He then plead innonsense, stating the steroids were only to help him get picked to a team in gym class.

Etymology: innocent/nonsense

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COMMENTS:

Unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 19:25:00

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Arraigncheck

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: a rayn chek

Sentence: George had been fed up with his wife's suspicious questions about his working late every night...afterall he was just taking care of business. Wait till he told his mistresses about the latest arraigncheck she'd just given him!

Etymology: arraign (to accuse of a wrong or an inadequacy) & raincheck (a promise or a commitment to do something later)

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COMMENTS:

libertybelle clever! - libertybelle, 2008-02-19: 09:16:00

love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-19: 09:20:00

Ingenious! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 11:57:00

Spot on, Nosila! Just wait until that cheater George gets the bill for this 'arraigncheck'. - Tigger, 2008-02-19: 13:12:00

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Factcident

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: fakt-ser-dent

Sentence: the editor of the tabloid magazine knew that most of what they printed was rubbish...but she was pretty sure there must be a few factcidents in there as well

Etymology: fact, accident

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COMMENTS:

Good sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-19: 12:20:00

Good word and spot-on with the sentence. - ErWenn, 2008-02-19: 19:04:00

I really like the sound of this word. Question though: Your pronunciation (fakt-ser-dent) sounds like how someone from Long Island, New York would say it (adding 'r's). Was that intentional? - Tigger, 2008-02-19: 20:48:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-19: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by 8Revolution8. Thank you 8Revolution8. ~ James

Nosila - 2008-02-19: 14:20:00
Good one, Tigger...how irobnic!