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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Phononymous

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: foh non uh muhs

Sentence: i received a call from phononymous

Etymology: phone + anonymous

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COMMENTS:

LOL. - kairuko, 2007-09-12: 23:45:00

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Whoteheck

Created by: teh8thdeadlysin

Pronunciation: Who-ta-heck

Sentence: After giving out my phone number to a bunch of people at camp, my phone was full of whotehecks.

Etymology: who- from the word who, teh- as in hacker speack from mispelling the, and heck as in heck.

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Ghostmail

Created by: vmaxx

Pronunciation: um... [gohst]-[meyl]

Sentence: I specifically ask for callers to leave their name and phone number on my message to avoid ghostmail, but you know what, people just ignore it and assume I'm going to recognize a 1-second "hey, it's me!, give me a shout!" message. duh.

Etymology: um ghost + mail ;-)

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Cluelessage

Created by: duefiori

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Mettage

Created by: Duff333

Pronunciation: met - tage

Sentence: Ugh, this guy keeps leaving me the same stupid mettage!

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Unknail

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: un-nail

Sentence: I received an unknail this morning and I have no clue who sent it.

Etymology: unknown and mail

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

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Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Casper

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: cas' - per

Sentence: I have no idea who left that Casper?

Etymology: message by friendly/unknown entity, as in the cartoon ghost

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

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Enigmessage

Created by: sevith

Pronunciation: ee-NIG-mes-ij

Sentence: If you ever receive an enigmessage, just delete and forget.

Etymology: E-the letter for all things electronic + enigma-a mystery + message-ancient greek for a letter or to rub someone else's neck.

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COMMENTS:

MrDave2176 I also came up with this but you got there first. - MrDave2176, 2007-08-30: 17:25:00

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