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'Oh no!'

DEFINITION: n., That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there's nothing left but grease stains. v. intr., To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk.

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Boxsulk

Created by: roguedood

Pronunciation: Bachs-Sulk

Sentence: I walked into the kitchen and opened the pizza box... i must have Boxsulked for about a hour.

Etymology: box- meaning crate or cubular vessel of holding Sulk- meaning to cry or be sad

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first attempt!!! - roguedood, 2008-10-09: 09:26:00

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Depressizza

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: duh-press-eet-zah

Sentence: To quell his depressizza he settled for a take out calzone instead.

Etymology: depress (sad) + pizza

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Pitipie

Created by: Floatzilla

Pronunciation: Pity Pie

Sentence: Overcome with pitipie Josh stared longingly at the oil spider that signified the absence of pizza.

Etymology: Pity + Pizza Pie

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Melancoily

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: mell-en-coy-lee

Sentence: as i opened the box and saw nothing but a greasy stain i became quite melancoily

Etymology: melancholy, oily

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COMMENTS:

funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-11-12: 15:36:00

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Neftpizza

Created by: Juny1

Pronunciation: nef-t-pizza

Sentence: I looked at the box and i was neftpizza.

Etymology:

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Digiornomourn

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: deh-JOOR-no-morn

Sentence: When Brad opened each of the pizza boxes from the party of the night before and found them all empty all he could do is sit and look at the empty boxes, salivate from the tantalizing fragrances coming from within and digiornomourn with alligator tears leaking from his eyes.

Etymology: Blend of DiGiorno (pizza brand) and mourn

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Slumpizzad

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: slum-pee-sad

Sentence: I avoided a complete slumpizzad when I returned home by actually eating the boxes. The cardboard had absorbed all the pizza juices, but it was still flaky and crispy. So, I popped it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and it was delicious!

Etymology: slump + pizza + sad

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Crustfallen

Created by: astorey

Pronunciation: crust-fall-en

Sentence: Jeremy came in hungry after canvassing in nearby neighborhoods all morning. He was crustfallen when he went through not one, not two, not 17, but all 23 pizza boxes at the campaign volunteer center only to find some picked-off olives and crumpled-up napkins. So crustfallen was he that he stripped off his candidate flair and defected to the other candidate, who did not have as many volunteers but had way more pizza.

Etymology: Crestfallen: "Sad because of a recent disappointment" altered to incorporate crust, as in pizza crust.

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COMMENTS:

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-09: 13:41:00

Love it...you got my vote. - Nosila, 2008-10-09: 21:32:00

Super special! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-10-11: 16:59:00

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Oilofoyvey

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: oyl/of/oy/vey

Sentence: He suffered pangs of oilofoyvey when he discovered nothing but a slick of grease in the empty pizza box.

Etymology: oil + oy vey (an exclamation of dismay or exasperation)+ oil of olay

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Dominomore

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: dämə nō môr

Sentence: Alvin was having a bout of remorsel. One moment he felt like the king of pies. The next he was Dominomore. He was so busy watching the game that he didn't pay attention to the fact that he was scarfing down the final slice. He usually took a moment savor the last bite but now it was gone. He tried to make himself feel better by picking off a mushroom that was stuck on the lid but it didn't help. All that he was left with was a cold, heartless slab of cardboard.

Etymology: Domino (Pizza brand) + no more (nothing further)

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COMMENTS:

Good one! - TJayzz, 2008-10-09: 05:17:00

sad that he was so dominomoribund - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-09: 13:49:00

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Comments:

petaj petaj - 2007-11-13: 02:15:00
On the menu today: Digiornomore Hawhine Sicilyearn Pepperawwni

wordmeister - 2007-11-13: 09:47:00
Sounds like a pizza box full of dashed dreams...

zxvasdf zxvasdf - 2008-10-09: 21:21:00
Dadgummit! This would've gotten my vote. Good one.