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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Steeringwill

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: steer-ing-will

Sentence: even though it was going to eventuate in a devastating collision, his steeringwill had kicked in and nothing could divert him from his path

Etymology: steering wheel, will

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Wheelstup

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Wheel + stup or stoop(depending on the variety of English you speak)

Sentence: If you're a passenger in a car driven by a wheelstup-insist on your rites!

Etymology: Wheel+ stup:a backformation of stupidity

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Idiodrive

Created by: Gladbags

Pronunciation: Ehd-E-Oh-Drive

Sentence: That idiodriver is going to cause a car accident!

Etymology:

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Nervyswerve

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: NURV-ee-swurv

Sentence: Alex nervyswerved through rush-hour traffic to avoid being late to his girlfriend's house *again*.

Etymology: nervy + swerve

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Logan

Created by: 12345678910

Pronunciation: logan

Sentence: galati

Etymology: 10

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Suicideswiped

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Soo-uh-side-swypte

Sentence: Even though Rocky saw the car ahead turning left in the center lane, he mashed the gas and swung around and nearly got us suicideswiped in the process.

Etymology: Suicide + sideswiped

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COMMENTS:

love it! - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-17: 12:13:00

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Deloreanofgrandeur

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: de lo ree an of gran dyur

Sentence: "So I say to Julian, I say, ‘I know we don’t have much time, but we aren’t going to travel through it; lay of this DeLorean of grandeur! We’ve been honked at thrice!’” Vincent stroked Amanda’s hair while taking a pause. “He gets this look in his eye that I can’t begin to describe it!”

Etymology: delorean + delusion of grandure.

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COMMENTS:

daaang that was late. sorry reader(s?)! - jadenguy, 2007-07-17: 16:51:00

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Madmaxima

Created by: MisUndrstd

Pronunciation: [Ma-d-Mak-Suh-Muh]

Sentence: My cousin Vinnie in an attempt to run from the cops darted in and out of traffic on the 405 freeway. Many comments were made from other drivers.. some of them were sign language in the form of the one fingered sign. Over the police radio the officer said "In pursuit of a MadMaxima on the 405..."

Etymology: Mad (upset, crazed+ Maxima (model of automobile)= MadMaxima

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Ninja

Created by: Girljenta2006

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

Hola - Girljenta2006, 2007-07-22: 11:29:00

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Steercrazy

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: steer/crazy

Sentence: He would often go steercrazy and try to stir things up by driving backwards on the highway.

Etymology: stir crazy + steer

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Comments:

Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:40:00
Wreckspect

Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Eeek! I wasn't paying attention and I put my word in the wrong place - could you delete it for me, oh Mightiest of Verbotomists?

Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Er... and the comment asking you to delete it. And, heh, this one too. I think I'm caught up now.

rikboyee - 2007-07-17: 01:00:00
aaahh...a bit of boxlexia i see

Kyoti - 2007-07-17: 11:12:00
La pequeña caja divertida.

MisUndrstd - 2007-07-17: 12:32:00
Yeah what Kyoti said!

Girljenta2006 - 2007-07-22: 11:27:00
Hi