Verboticisms

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: rayve/shayve

Sentence: With a clever raveshave and applying glitter, he was able to jump around like a living glow stick

Etymology: rave + shave

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Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: STUB eh long

Sentence: Her upper lip advertised that she stubbelonged to that group of women who stridently declare that they DON'T CARE how they look to others, particularly men, whom they claim they DON'T NEED OR WANT. But the real reason they don't have any men around is that they can't get any men to look at them without gagging a little bit.

Etymology: stubble + belong

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Created by: Filthy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Always careful about the way he presented himself, Mike took great care with his identigrooming; his facial hair had the complex task of communicating that he was, well, a complicated communicator who mows the tall grass, and might just vote independent.

Etymology: identigroom=identity+groom.

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Created by: LonePaladin

Pronunciation: Just as it's spelled: bĭl'bîrd

Sentence: His sideburns had a clear spot that resembled the Alien Ant Farm logo; was a billbeard like that really worth the effort?

Etymology: Billboard + beard

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COMMENTS:

Oooo, that's good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-02: 15:37:00

Yeah, I really like that, it's razor-sharp. - Bulletchewer, 2007-05-02: 16:46:00

get's my vote - petaj, 2007-05-02: 23:56:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: len/in/twist

Sentence: He carefully let the hairs in the centre of his chin grow until they were long enough to fashion into a lenintwist to show his solidarity with the Marxist-Lenintwist philosophy.

Etymology: twist (a type of hair style) + Lenin + Leninist

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COMMENTS:

Excellent - TJayzz, 2008-07-16: 08:29:00

After reading that, i could use a drink...with a twist of lenin. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-16: 20:18:00

Clever twist. I guess he was a "red" head? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-17: 06:41:00

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Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: role + patch

Sentence: That little rolepatch on his chin lets you know that he's hipper than you.

Etymology: It's a play on "soul patch."

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: doh peeee ar eeee

Sentence: Her eccentrically patterned beard rash said it all. He was a dope and he had the dopiary to prove it

Etymology: topiary, dope

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COMMENTS:

The tree where the last of the seven dwarves lives...good answer - Nosila, 2009-11-18: 15:16:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: parly a ment heree

Sentence: To display his interest in parliamentary procedure, Wilfred grew a very parliamenthairy beard. His motto was "I won't cut my beard until you cut my taxes!" He never missed a session in the public gallery for years and when he died sitting during the Question Period, the Speaker announced that the visitor with the very long bushy beard had just expired and they would have to raise taxes to pay for his funeral...

Etymology: Parliamentary (relating to or having the nature of a parliament;in accord with rules and customs of a legislative or deliberative assembly) & Hairy (having or covered with hair)

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Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: hay-r-sh-oh

Sentence: She returned from Canada with a Maple leaf hairshow.

Etymology: hair- keratin follicles, prtotruding from skin/ Show - display airshow - display of aeroplanes

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: MUS-trash

Sentence: Lenny has a very low self esteem and for reasons only he might explain he carefully cultivates a moustrash, a long, and seemingly unkempt growth on his upper lip with the intent to make the statement that he is 'low rent'.

Etymology: Blend of 'moustache' and 'trash'.

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