Verboticism: Impentent

'What's with this stupid pen?'

DEFINITION: v., To search for and find a pen to write down an important note, only to discover that the pen does not work. n., A moment in time when the only pens you can find, are pens that do not work.

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Created by: zxvasdf

Pronunciation: Im pen tent

Sentence: He scrambled for a pen as soon as a Pulitzer winning idea took shape in his brain, but as many have before and many will afterwards,encountered impentency. The idea faded, leaving him to angrily mutter at the pen, "Impertinent impentent pen!"

Etymology: Impotent (sterile) & Pen (writing instrument)

Points: 1529

Comments: Impentent

Nosila - 2008-10-03: 20:18:00
He needds some Viagra in his ink!

zxvasdf - 2008-10-03: 23:11:00
I've seen Viagra on pens, but I would be extremely concerned if I found some in my pen.