I guess I’ll have one more…

DEFINITION: v. tr. To make the same mistake over and over again even though you know it’s stupid. n. A compulsively repeated mistake.

I guess I'll have one more...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Stuplication: /stoop-lih-KAY-shuhn/ By dating each of the seven MacGillicuddy girls, Alex achieved a feat of stuplication that even he didn’t think he was capable of Etymology: stupid + duplication Created by: mplsbohemian.

Recidiotism: /re-sid-ee-ot-ism/ The first two times he tried to eat the wax fruit on her dining room table, she thought it was quirky … but after that she started to suspect it was recidiotism. Etymology: RECID and ISM from RECIDIVISM (repeated or habitual relapse)with IDIOT inserted in the middle Created by: serendipity9000.

Dohpeat: /-ˈdoÊŠËŒpit-/ I knew that I was inclined to miss the freeway exit to our new house, so I made a big point of staying focused so that I wouldn’t dohpeat this time. Unfortunately, my resolve led me into a false sense of security, and it wasn’t until I turned on the street where we used to live that I realized it had happened again. Etymology: From doh + repeat Created by: ErWenn.

Redodebooboo: /ree-doo-dee-boo-boo/ Like Alice in Blunderland, Bob didn’t realize he was about to redodebooboo. I watched in amazment as he once again set the office toaster oven to Burnt Beyond Recognition and walk away. Eh, at least we’d get a few minutes out of the office when the fire alarms went off. Etymology: redo the boo-boo Created by: purpleartichokes.

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James

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GUST: Verbotomy for Office Politicians

You may be surprised to hear this, but many people play or visit Verbotomy while they are at work. There is no doubt that these players and readers are doing this because they want to sharpen their creative thinking skills and their vocabularies, so that ultimately they can provide more value to their employers!

Of course, while you are sharpening your vocabulary, many of your co-workers may misinterpret this effort, and get a little huffy and puffy. Yes, you may be unwittingly stirring up a the winds of Office Politics. And that’s why, all next week, we are focusing on Verbotomy on the issues and words that surround office politics. And not only will be be raising the issues, but we will be helping you find the answers. Office Politics expert, author and accomplisment adviser, Timothy Johnson (www.carpefactum.com), will be sharing his words of wisdom with us. And he has promised up a signed copy of his newest book GUST: The “Tale” Wind of Office Politics, as prize for our top verbotomist.

Gust: the tale wind of office politics

GUST: Verbotomy for Office Politicians

GUST is an acronym which Timothy created to describe his process for approaching, understanding and managing office politics:

  • Game – figure out what is being manipulated and the source of friction
  • Understand – determine what is behind the players, the behaviors, and the motivations
  • Strategize – establish an approach that will get you as close to win-win as possible
  • Take Action – get your ducks in a row as you implement your political strategy

In his book, Timothy takes this approach and wraps it into a tale — an engaging office politics fable — so that you can see how it works in the real office environment. It is entertaining and useful. Of course, when I was reading the book I could not help but imagine how GUST would apply to Verbotomy, and being somewhat addicted to word games, I decided to play around with Timothy’s words. And so, here is my verbotomized GUST for the Verbotomy Players:

  • Gamalphabeta – figure out how to manipulate the letters, and the definition, to create a source of fiction
  • Underpoof – determine what is behind definition (the players, the behaviors, and the motivations) so that you can spoof it properly
  • Stratiggy – establish an creative approach that will get your verboticism as close to the pig-win as possible
  • Take Quaction – get your ducks, and your words, and your votes, in a row as you implement your apolitical strategy

If you have an idea for an Verbotomy definition that would fit into our GUST office politics theme week, please submit it on our definition page. We have already had some wonderfully fun, and incredibly funny ideas for special office politics rules.  Read the comments on posted “This is the real me!

For more creative ideas and tips for handling Office Politics see Timothy Johnson’s blog at: www.carpefactum.com And check out his answers at www.officepolitics.com.

Official Stuff:

The winner will be chosen based on the final stats on the Verbotomy Weekly Author Ranking for the week starting on Monday May 21, 2007.

Prize: GUST: The ‘Tale” Wind of Office Politics, Trade Paperback Edition. (Approximate Retail Value $14.95 US.)
Contest Start Date: June 11, 2007 at 12:01:00 am EDT
Contest End Date: June 17 2007 at 11:59:00 pm EDT

For Weekly Author Ranking see:
See: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php

For complete contest rules and regulations please see our Verbotomy Contest Rules and Regulations.

Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!

DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a band-aid off of hairy skin.

Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Trichotrauma: /trick-o-traw-ma/ It was a cold Halloween and the neighbourhood was filled with the joyful sound of families laughing and enjoying themselves. Suddenly a horrendous screech filled the night and an eerie silence descended on the revellers. Was it a spirit raised from the dead, was it an escaped pet cockatoo, was it Aunty Em practising her singing? No. It was a hairy legged Dad who had banned his children from trick or treating. In revenge his darling children had ripped duct tape from his knee, to see him suffer from trichotrauma. “Faaaaaghlicle” he screamed as the second piece was stripped off. Etymology: tricho (hair) + trauma (injury) Created by: petaj.

Depilatorture: /-dəˈpɪləˌtoɹtʃɝ-/ Perhaps the depilatorture of bandage removal could be lessened somewhat if we hired professional bikini-waxers to do the yank-job for us. Etymology: From depilatory + torture Created by: ErWenn.

Hurtsute: /hurt-soot/ Jane took great pleasure in ripping the plaster off my chest. It hurtsute like hell! Etymology: hurts (painful) + hirsute (hairy) Created by: pinwheel.

Hairrowing: /hair-row-ing/ The ripping off of that bandage was a most hairrowing experience. Etymology: hair + harrow + ing Created by: Stevenson0.

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James

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This is the real me.

DEFINITION: n. A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection.

This is the real me.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Retouchiness: /ree-TUHCH-ee-nis/ Constance’s retouchiness was out of control. She got busted for using the smudge tool on her passport photo. Etymology: retouch + touchiness Created by: Clayton.

Phonyshopped: /phone y shopped/ The only way she thinks she is beutiful if she is so phonyshopped that she makes barbie look real Etymology: phonyshopped: phony (fake) + photoshopped Created by: hennifer.

Pixosis: /pix-os-is/ Her psychiatrist’s treatment of pixosis was to get her, over time, to use older and older versions of Photoshop until she weaned herself of the program. Etymology: pixel + osis Created by: Stevenson0.

Opticaldelusion: /op-tic-al-dell-oo-shun/ Dorie Gray had an opticaldelusion disorder which was very confusing when applying her makeup – she often sported two sets of eyebrowse Etymology: delusion + optical illusion Created by: Jabberwocky.

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James

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That’s cool technology! It’s my deodorant.

DEFINITION: v. intr. To obsess over, and fantasize about electronic gadgets even though you can never figure out how they actually work. n. A beautiful but useless gadget.

That's cool technology! It's my deodorant.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gizmotional: /giz-mo-shun-uhl/ Bob became gizmotional and overwhelmed with gadgeglee upon opening his new 10-in-one remote control, until he realized the only button he recognized was “On”. Etymology: gizmo, emotional Created by: purpleartichokes.

Gearoused: /geer-OWzed/ Despite her Luddite leanings, she became increasingly gearoused with every page turn of her Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue. Etymology: gear + aroused Created by: Katisms1.

Yabadabadoodad: /ya-ba-da-ba-do-dad/ Fred kept tripping over his big flat feet every time he encountered a new yabadabadoodad. Etymology: doodad + yabadabadoo Created by: Jabberwocky.

Gizbo: /giz-bo/ His latest gizbo was a beautiful oak stand with a built in light to hold and display his pet rock. Etymology: gizmo + bimbo Created by: Stevenson0.

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Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game