Hellationship: Hell is my wife’s home town

DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.

Hell is my wife's home town

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Hellationship: /Hell – asian – ship/ Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship. Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way. Created by: phoenix89.

Comments on Hellationship:

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
great word

emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00
Nice

Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00
Very good verbotomy!

Reevalumate: /re-eval-u-mate/ (no offense to Bob Dylan)
It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you’re not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory. Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn’s: an adaptation of the Dylan song “Don’t think twice, it’s alright.”) Created by: mrskellyscl.

Fierylovedlocal: /Fire-e-loved-low-cal/ My evil ex was fierylovedlocal every time she touched me my skin would melt! Etymology: Fiery: Consisting of or containing fire.
Burning or glowing.
Using or effected with fire.
Easily ignited; flammable.
Having the color of fire; brightly red: fiery hair; a fiery sunset.
Torridly hot.
Feverishly hot and flushed.
Being in an inflamed, usually painful condition.
Easily excited or emotionally volatile; tempestuous: a fiery temper.
Charged with emotion; spirited:
Loved: (Slang for UN Loved) as in to feel love the past tense of love in my word…A person who used to be the object of deep or intense affection or attraction
Local:Of, relating to, or characteristic of a particular place. Created by: abrakadeborah.

Beloathed: /bəlōthd/ Their love had gone full cycle, from betrothed to bedazzled to beloathed. These days nothing gives them more satisfaction than sucking the joy out of each others lives. Etymology: betrothed (enter into a formal agreement to marry) + loathed (feel intense dislike or disgust for) Created by: artr.

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Honkistador: What’s with this chick?

DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.

What's with this chick?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Honkistador: /honk ees ta dor/ Honkistador, your Mustang stands in need of company And like some horny gigolo now, you reek of rudity!
Etymology: Honk (to sound/use the horn of a car) & Conquistador (“Conqueror” in Spanish language;Spanish explorers/adventurers who conquered Mexico and Peru in the 16th century; also song title by group Procol Harum in 1967) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Honkistador:

mweinmann, 2009-05-01: 11:39:00
clever

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:39:00
very funny

splendiction, 2009-05-01: 16:48:00
Honkistador – ha ha! Well done.

libertybelle, 2009-05-04: 09:09:00
Love it!!!

Littlebeaubeep: /litlbōbēp/ Littlebeaubeep is stealing sleep,
He’s honking for his girlfriend;
If she’d come out, The neighbors would shout,
And no one would have to hurt them. Etymology: Little Bo Peep (A nursery rhyme about a girl and her sheep)+ beau (a boyfriend or male admirer) + beep (a short, high-pitched sound emitted by electronic equipment or a vehicle horn) Created by: artr.

Comments on Littlebeaubeep:

mrskellyscl, 2009-05-01: 05:31:00
love it!

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:42:00
excellent

Beepsiege: /beep-seege/ Sam was very impatient and would beepsiege Sally when he arrived at her house to take her for her driving lesson. Etymology: beep + besiege (harass with requests) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Hornicate: /hor nuh cay t/ Amy was blatantly ignoring John’s hornication. She didn’t really want to go out with him, and it was fun to annoy the neighbors. Etymology: horn (beep beep!) + communicate (talk or convey a message) Created by: Biscotti.

Comments on Hornicate:

mweinmann, 2009-05-01: 11:40:00
seriously hilarious

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:40:00
and if she lived in California it would be califohornication

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Yahooked: What was your name again?

DEFINITION: v. To be so dependent on computers and other gadgets, that you cannot communicate or even think without them. n. A person who cannot communicate, or even think, without using an electronic device.

What was your name again?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Yahooked: /ya hookt/ He was so yahooked that he failed to see that her Mozillas were so big, they’d have googled his eyebrowsers! Etymology: Yahoo (Internet browser; also not very intelligent or interested in culture) & Hooked (as in addicted to a drug)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Yahooked:

Jabberwocky, 2009-04-30: 12:48:00
funny sentence

splendiction, 2009-04-30: 23:08:00
yes I agree.

Brainary: /brain-a-ree/ Being technically minded, Nerdia, could really only process names and addresses if they were stored digitally in her smartphone. She was the perfect example of a brainary. Etymology: brain + binary Created by: petaj.

Comments on Brainary:

emdeejay, 2009-04-30: 02:15:00
That Nerdia! She really is one zero …

Nosila, 2009-04-30: 18:56:00
That Nerdia is a brainiac!

Appleratus: /a-pul-ra-tus/ “Let’s see”…”I have my iPod, my iPhone and my Macbook. That’s all my appleratus so now I’m all macked, oh sorry I meant packed.” Etymology: apple + apparatus Created by: Jabberwocky.

Ependent: /Ä“pendÉ™nt/ Some people write themselves notes to remember important things. John will text or e-mail himself to keep his life in order. He is absolutely ependent. Between his laptop and iPhone everything he does is scheduled, planned or stored electronically. His answer to almost any task or question presented is “I have an app for that”. He almost had a crisis last Friday when he forgot to schedule bathroom breaks. Luckily he still has a residual biological override. Etymology: e (denoting anything in an electronic state, esp. the use of electronic data transfer in cyberspace) + dependent (unable to do without) Created by: artr.

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Conkvince: Why won’t you stop the anonymous voting?

DEFINITION: v. To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won’t do what you say. n. A complaint about someone who doesn’t do things the way you want.

Why won't you stop the anonymous voting?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Conkvince: /conk-vince/ If you don’t believe me I will try to conkvince you. Etymology: conk + convince Created by: bookowl.

Comments on Conkvince:

readerwriter, 2009-04-29: 11:18:00
Ha ha…like it!

Nosila, 2009-04-29: 18:35:00
Conklusively good word!

splendiction, 2009-04-29: 22:32:00
I’m conkvinced! Perfect word for the definition.

mweinmann, 2009-04-30: 08:39:00
love this word!

Domesticfryolence: /doe-mes-tik-fry-oh-lence/ When all else failed Sally resorted to domesticfryolence to get her point across and make Sam do eggzactly what she wanted. Etymology: dome (as in head) + fry (frying pan) + domestic violence Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Domesticfryolence:

Nosila, 2009-04-29: 18:35:00
Eggscellent, another example of your being word skillet.

Potulance: /paht-chew-luhnce/ Kate’s moods and irritability were so predictable Pete knew the moment he heard the kitchen cupboard doors squeak open he was in for a barrage of her potulance. Etymology: Using PETULANCE, meaning ill humor, irritability + POT Created by: readerwriter.

Comments on Potulance:

mrskellyscl, 2009-04-29: 09:15:00
good one!

Jabberwocky, 2009-04-29: 12:39:00
very funny

Arguedent: /ärgyoōdent/ Sarah didn’t believe in fighting fair. If a disagreement is in the offing, she is very likely to deliver an arguedent to the back of Tom’s head with whatever she has in her hand at the time. Tom loves the fact that the kitchen stores are currently fascinated with utensils made of silicon. Etymology: argue (exchange or express diverging or opposite views, typically in a heated or angry way) + dent (a slight hollow in a hard, even surface made by a blow or by the exertion of pressure) Created by: artr.

Comments on Arguedent:

wayoffcenter, 2009-04-29: 06:32:00
Sarah needs to find a better way to arguevent.

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Fiancearful: Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy

DEFINITION: n. A reprimand, usually given to a “significant other”, for improper labeling of the relationship. v. To scold someone for incorrectly describing, at least from your point of view, the state your personal relationship.

Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fiancearful: /fee ans eer ful/ Fred knew he was in for a fiancearful when he introduced Norma as his first wife-to-be. Etymology: Fiance (a man who is engaged to be married) & Earful (a severe scolding) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Fiancearful:

Jabberwocky, 2009-04-28: 13:33:00
ooh – dangerous move

splendiction, 2009-04-28: 22:20:00
-oh no! He’s got plans! Maybe Norma won’t marry him after all.

Territutorial: /tar-i-tu-tor-ee-al/ To set the ground rules straight Sally gave Sam a territutorial. Etymology: territory + tutorial Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Territutorial:

readerwriter, 2009-04-28: 10:41:00
Like it–love how your always stick to the defs…

Discombobulationship: /diskÉ™mbäbyÉ™lāshÉ™nship/ One day they were fiances, another they were boyfriend and girlfriend. A week later, they were just dating. One week his girl wanted to date others, the next she insisted on fidelity. Tom just couldn’t keep track of state of this disconbobulationship. Etymology: discombobulate (disconcert or confuse) + relationship (an emotional and sexual association between two people) Created by: artr.

Beratetionship: /burh-eight-shun-ship/ Some of Pete’s friends called Kate a shrew, but he loved a challenge and still believed he could take their berationship to another level. Etymology: A blend of BERATE + RELATIONSHIP Created by: readerwriter.

Comments on Beratetionship:

galwaywegian, 2009-04-28: 08:50:00
a classic 🙂

Jabberwocky, 2009-04-28: 13:32:00
excellent

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