Brooding coppoutcino does nothing but complain about bitter coffee

DEFINITION: n. A person who regularly sulks inside cafes and coffeehouses all day, contributing nothing more to their world than a pout. v. To glower angrily at the state of world affairs while remaining inactive and unemployed.

I'm not pouting because the world sucks

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Coppoutcino: /cop-out-cheeno/ Sally believed in the philosophy of coppoutchino and regularly drowned her sorrows in a big cup of freshly brood coffee. Etymology: cop out + pout + cappucino Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Coppoutcino:

TJayzz, 2008-05-16: 11:52:00
Like it, funny!

petaj, 2008-05-17: 05:15:00
rolls off the tongue

Tigger, 2008-05-17: 14:55:00
Nice blend!

Javapathy: /-JA-vap-uh-thee-/ Veronica hated going to the coffee shop next to the building where she worked because it seemed to always be filled with fateful, indifferent, Generation-Y’ers who were filled with javapathy, and acted world-weary and jaded beyond their years. They usually appeared to be alert and perceptive young adults, although that may have just been from all the caffeine. So, why didn’t these people have jobs? Who was supporting these flocks of coffee house beatniks, sitting around scowling at the rest of the world, and sipping expensive café mocha lattes? Etymology: Java – brewed coffee; coffee from the island of Java (Slang, from Java, an island in Indonesia where coffee is grown) + Apathy – lacking enthusiasm for or interest in things in general; indifference (from Greek, apathes “without emotion”) Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Javapathy:

stache, 2008-05-16: 08:41:00
nice one.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-18: 18:27:00
Add in tidapthy – nice word

Isolatte: /AHY-suh-lah-tey/ Roxie was an isolatte, an aloofee, with a flat, black mindset. Etymology: ISOLATTE: blend of isolate
and latte. ALOOFEE: aloof and coffee Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Isolatte:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-16: 10:10:00
fantastic!!

Tigger, 2008-05-17: 15:05:00
She should really stop brewding. Great word!

Lattetude: /lat-ay-tude/ Naomi thought it very fashionable and cool to adopt lattetude. So after her community service in the sanitation department she took to hanging around cafés adopting poses and pouts to convey her disinterest in everything, while spending a fortune on café lattés. Etymology: latté (milky coffee) + lassitude (lack of emotion or interest) + attitude (posture of the body) Created by: petaj.

Comments on Lattetude:

Rutilus, 2008-05-16: 11:12:00
Absolutely splendid

Nosila, 2008-05-16: 08:37:00
Like it a latte!

stache, 2008-05-16: 08:59:00
let me espresso my agreement (ouch)

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-16: 10:11:00
very nice

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Be Creative,

James

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the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-05-16: 00:00:01

Today’s definition was suggested by scissorlips. Thank you scissorlips. ~ James

Jabberwocky’s faltercation sets the standard for bad improvements

DEFINITION: v. To make something worse while attempting to make it better. n. A bad improvement.

Omigod! What happened to your nose?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Faltercation: /fal-tur-cay-shun/ The alteration quickly became a faltercation once the bandages came off in the doctor’s office. Etymology: alter + falter + the ensuing altercation Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Faltercation:

Mustang, 2008-05-15: 21:46:00
Sounds like some of my home improvement projects. lol

Tigger, 2008-05-15: 23:31:00
Excellent blend!

Grimprovement: /Grimm-proov-mant/ Since taking the home improvement course at her local college, Jenny couldn’t wait to try out her new found skills in her own home, but when her husband saw the new lime green paint job in the lounge he thought it was more like a grimprovement. Etymology: Grim(depressing, unappealing) + Improvement(The action of improving or improved, to make something better than it was) =Grimprovement Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Grimprovement:

Nosila, 2008-05-15: 01:54:00
good word..grimpressive

Fortifry: /for-ti-fry/ Dave thought that adding wires to his breaker panel would fortify his electricity. Little did he know he would fortifry it. Etymology: fortify + fry Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Fortifry:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-15: 11:41:00
“smokin”

Badderment: /bad-er-ment/ The government’s social engineering activities were well intentioned but ended up for the badderment of all. It was really more like woeful engineering. Etymology: bad + betterment Created by: petaj.

Comments on Badderment:

Mustang, 2008-05-15: 21:47:00
Good one!

Tigger, 2008-05-15: 23:33:00
Oh, this word works nicely! Good job.

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Be Creative,

James

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the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-05-15: 00:01:00

Today’s definition is inspired by author and philosopher, Mark Kingwell who I saw last night speaking about “Social Change”. He reminded us that not all change is good change. And noted that in German they have word to describe such bad improvements — Schlimmbesserung — which we don’t have in English. And so it’s today’s challenge. Thanks Mark! ~ James

Technillogicrats rule the world without debugging their own thinking

DEFINITION: n. A computer programmer who corrects software problems by bugging the users, rather than debugging the software. v. To pinpoint the blame for any defects in a product, especially a software product which you have created, on “illogical” end-users.

Computer programmers do not make mistakes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Technillogicrat: /tech – nil – LODJ – uh – crat/ Having an overblown ego and chutzpah to match, Cranston was a technillogicrat in the extreme who would never admit ignorance but would always blame everyone and everything else for things he could not remedy. Etymology: Blend of technical and illogic with suffix -crat…member of a dominant class Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Technillogicrat:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-14: 14:05:00
great blend

Nosila, 2008-05-15: 01:53:00
There’s a theme here, apparently we have all worked with these types…

Progcastigator: /prog-cass-ti-gay-tor/ Many software developers are progcastigators who put off reworking their programs and instead berate users. Etymology: programmer + castigate (reprimand, berate) + procrastinator Created by: Jabberwocky.

Nincomputable: /nin-com-pute-abul/ Our IT department always makes me feel like a nincomputable. Etymology: nincompoop + computable Created by: Stevenson0.

Softwarrior: /-sawft-WOR-ee-er-/ Bert, the department’s IT Specialist, was a fanatical softwarrior, who would attack any of the mere users who dared to question the quality of their software. He fancied himself a sort of cyber-paladin, defender of the virtuous programmers who constructed such intricate code. Of course, Bert was sure that he could have joined their ranks, and that the brotherhood of programmers would welcome him with open arms, but he believed that his calling was here, at the front lines, keeping the unappreciative and discontented mobs of peasants… er, users, at bay. Etymology: Software – the programs used to direct the operation of a computer (back-formation from the word ‘hardware’ as applied to computer equipment) + Warrior – one who is engaged aggressively or energetically in an activity, cause, or conflict (from Old North French, werreieur “one who wages war”) Created by: Tigger.

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Be Creative,

James

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the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-05-14: 00:03:02

Today’s definition was suggested by purpleartichokes. Thank you purpleartichokes. ~ James

Amy Sutherland Shamus Verbotomy

Amy Sutherland is the author of a great new book titled “What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love and Marriage“. In it she tells of her experience using exotic animal training techniques on her husband. After all, if they can train a seal to balance a ball on its nose, surely she could train her husband to pick up his socks. Well guess what? It worked! And hence the verb “shamu” was born. It means to “use animal training techniques on humans”, which exactly what Amy is going to do this week at Verbotomy.

Amy Sutherland (www.amysutherland.com), has offered a treat, or should I say a reward, for most creative player of week: A signed copy of her latest book: “What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love and Marriage”. We will be offering this prize the top player of week during our “Shamu Week”, which runs from May 19 – May 25, 2008.

Amy Sutherland author of \

About What Shamu Taught Me

While observing exotic animal trainers for her acclaimed book Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched, journalist Amy Sutherland had an epiphany: What if she used these training techniques with the human animals in her own life–namely her dear husband, Scott?

The next time her forgetful husband stomped through the house in search of his mislaid car keys, she asked herself, “What would a dolphin trainer do?” The answer was: nothing. Trainers reward the behavior they want and, just as important, ignore the behavior they don’t. Rather than appease her mate’s rising temper by joining in the search, or fuel his temper by nagging him to keep better track of his things in the first place, Sutherland kept her mouth shut and her eyes on the dishes she was washing. In short order, Scott found his keys and regained his cool. “I felt like I should throw him a mackerel,” she writes. In time, as she put more training principles into action, she noticed that she became more optimistic and less judgmental, and their twelve-year marriage was better than ever.

What started as a goofy experiment had such good results that Sutherland began using the training techniques with all the people in her life, including her mother, her friends, her students, even the clerk at the post office. In the end, the biggest lesson she learned is that the only animal you can truly change is yourself.

Full of fun facts, fascinating insights, hilarious anecdotes, and practical tips, What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage describes Sutherland’s Alice-in-Wonderland experience of stumbling into a world where cheetahs walk nicely on leashes and elephants paint with watercolors, and of leaving a new, improved Homo sapiens.

About Amy Sutherland

Amy Sutherland is the author of Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched and Cookoff. Her articles have appeared in The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, and The Boston Globe. She has a master’s degree in journalism from Northwestern University. Her feature piece “What Shamu Taught Me About a Happy Marriage,” on which this book is based, was the most viewed and most e-mailed article of The New York Times online in 2006. Sutherland divides her time between Boston and Portland, Maine.

The winner will be chosen based on the final stats on the Verbotomy Weekly Author Ranking for the week starting on Monday May 19, 2008.

Official Stuff:

Prize: What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage: Lessons for People from Animals and Their Trainers (Hardcover) by Amy Sutherland (Author). (Approximate Retail Value $18.00 US.)
Contest Start Date: May 19, 2008 at 12:01:00 am EDT
Contest End Date: May 25, 2008 at 11:59:00 pm EDT

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Customerswervice swipes top spot from crassistant

DEFINITION: n. A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v. To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative.

Can't you see I'm busy!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Customerswervice: /cus-tum-ur-swurv-iss/ Customerswervice was so bad that I couldn’t even make eye contact with the cashier let alone pay for my purchases. Etymology: customer service + swerve Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Customerswervice:

Mustang, 2008-05-13: 20:24:00
They also swerve who only fail to wait on us. Good one.

Crassistant: /krass issss tant/ The crassistant finally gave her the attention she had been trying to attract for the previous twenty minutes. In less than one minute he managed to detatch the barbecue tongs from what was left of his manhood, gift wrap it and hand it to her with such a dazzling smile that she didn’t carry out plan b after all. she left the store, dropping the garlic crush on the floor as she walked out. Etymology: assistant, crass Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Crassistant:

didsbury, 2008-05-13: 13:53:00
Great word gww!

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-13: 15:37:00
She didn’t give him much choice as she had him in a eunique position. Just lucky she didn’t threaten him with a castrato iron fry pan

Tigger, 2008-05-13: 17:45:00
…or the dreaded brissket pan. Excellent word — great sentence too. Girl’s got attitude!

Nosila, 2008-05-13: 23:28:00
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta grab their attention…

Custymied: /Cus-time-eed/ Jackie couldn’t believe how poor service was in the UK compared to the states. She was sick of being custymied by surly shop assistants. Bring on the flight back to LA! Etymology: Customer – buyer, client;
stymied – obstructed, blocked Created by: Rutilus.

Comments on Custymied:

Mustang, 2008-05-13: 20:26:00
Excellent blend.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-15: 06:36:00
very nice

Clashier: /cla-sheer/ Most customer dissatisfaction is caused by confrontational clashiers who hate their jobs and looking for a fight. Etymology: clash + cashier Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Clashier:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-13: 13:10:00
which begs the Clash question “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”

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Be Creative,

James

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the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-05-13: 00:01:22

Today’s definition was suggested by TJayzz. Thank you TJayzz. ~ James