Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. tr., To wear special uniforms and carry around unusual props in order to stimulate social interaction. n., A person who compensates for their lack of personality and weak social skills by resorting to props and costumes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Drossdresser: /dr oss dr ess rrr/ His drossdressing covered all points on the bad taste spectrum from Simple (Santa’s tallest little helper at Christmas) to Totally Over the Top (orifice Man at Valentine’s) Etymology: cross dresser, dross as in rubbish Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Drossdresser:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-14: 07:50:00
Ingenious! Great create!

Mustang, 2008-02-14: 07:54:00
Eggzellent verboticism!! Wish I’d thought of it.

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-14: 11:40:00
still laughing at orifice Man

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-14: 16:50:00
Funny tale of drossambulation; great word!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-14: 19:33:00
Yep, Orifice Man is mawverlous! Thanks for the name for the guy two desks down from me!

Dorkcessorize: /dork-sess-or-ize/ Bob had dorkcessorized with his “Mustache Rides – 5 Cents” t-shirt, so he couldn’t understand why three hours into the party, he had not yet found a date. Etymology: dork, accessorize Created by: purpleartichokes.

Comments on Dorkcessorize:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-14: 07:56:00
sentence and verbot = double funny! Good one!

ErWenn, 2008-02-14: 10:11:00
After the party, when I was waiting for Bob to go home (so I could get some sleep), he told me what he thought the problem was. He said, and I quote, “Maybe 5 cents was too expensive?”

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-14: 13:43:00
HA!

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-14: 15:08:00
you have a great sense of humour purple

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-14: 16:48:00
Great tale; nice word. Bob probably got dorkcessive genes!

Poserize: /poser-rize/ “Oh no, he’s poserizing again!” Etymology: poser(wannabe) + accessorize Created by: 8Revolution8.

Comments on Poserize:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-14: 17:36:00
It poses more questions than it answers. Very good word!

silveryaspen, 2008-02-14: 18:59:00
Perfect word for actresses and actors … on and off the stage! Great create!

Garbgarious: /garb-gair-ee-us/ Colin was garbgarious when he had the appropriate prop in hand, an ipod, or book, or was wearing an outrageous t-shirt in order to break the ice in new situations. Otherwise he slinked along avoiding all contact. Etymology: garb + gregarious Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Garbgarious:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-14: 16:55:00
Clever blend. Seems Col meet with more than a few garbacles!

silveryaspen, 2008-02-14: 18:53:00
The ice-breaker angle is very appealing! Very nice verbot!

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=prop

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-02-14: 02:50:00
Today’s definition was suggested by zebrahdh. Thank you zebrahdh. ~ James

purpleartichokes – 2008-02-14: 19:22:00
Man, I hope I get a mop for Valentine’s Day!

Verbotomy – 2008-02-15: 00:10:00
Do you mean a man with a mop? Or a mop with a man? ~ James

DEFINITION: v. tr., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperone who has a special knack for “putting ice on it” when people get the “hots”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Libidno: /li-beed-no/ Fang was the ultimate libidno. His jaws were known to crush anything remotely romantic. Etymology: libido + no Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Libidno:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 18:42:00
Your choice of no is simple but so powerful … libido is at the heart of the definition … a simply great create!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:19:00
Fang obviously brooks no pawplay or puppy love!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:28:00
Dang Fang, no Poontang! Nice one Jabber!

Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:34:00
Could be used as a chant at a feminist rally. Good one!

Lustbuster: /-LUST-bus-ter-/ Nothing could spoil the mood like Andrea’s dog, Fang. Like a true ‘lustbuster’ he had an uncanny ability to sense a sexual advance coming on — Todd didn’t even have to make a move toward her — all he had to do was just think about putting an arm around Andrea, and the flea-bitten cur would lift his head and start snarling at him. Etymology: lust – intense sexual desire or appetite (Old Norse, lyst “desire”) + buster – a person who breaks up something (Origin: 1825–35, Americanism; bust & -er) Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Lustbuster:

Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:40:00
lol! Excellent choice of words Tigger. 🙂

ErWenn, 2008-02-13: 10:13:00
Simple but effective.

silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:04:00
Haven’t we seen this before for a different definition? It’s so good, twice is nice!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00
Nice word.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:36:00
Doggone, Todd!

Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:30:00
I didn’t recall it being used here before silveryaspen, but if it was I apologize. I was thinking of rhyming the word ‘lust’ and ‘bust’ and thought it kinda sounded like ‘dustbuster’.

Erogenot: /i-roj-uh-NOT/ It was during “Love In Orbit”, the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob’s daughter, and her boyfriend’s romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating – but to their impending horror – they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone, and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle. Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from “Dict Of Endangered English” By Grambs. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Erogenot:

galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:23:00
brilliant!

silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:00:00
Out of this world!

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:22:00
great word

Banky, 2008-02-13: 14:03:00
How strange, we both must have some “Ted” fixation… Great word!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:23:00
Love it Ozzie!

Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:39:00
Apparently Ted is like a walking cold-shower. Neat word.

Superdrooper: /soup err droup err/ Rex was the perfect superdrooper, his smell alone had been known to counteract two viagra and a bottle of chianti. Etymology: supertrooper(ask your parents if you’re too young to remember ABBA), droop. Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Superdrooper:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:34:00
Great etymology … even if recognizing it is outageous of me! Silly rhymes … passing times …your verbot does both for we! Ryhming, too! Your verbot has much for all!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:21:00
Mama Mia, funny word!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:29:00
Interesting word. Sic em Rex!

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=bark

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-02-13: 00:21:00
Today’s definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

Dougalistic – 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!

dalmero8 – 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say

DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v. intr., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Smuttony: /Smutt-on-eee/ Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony! Etymology: Smut or smutty – Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony – To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy. Created by: Dougalistic.

Comments on Smuttony:

metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00
This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one!

silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00
Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00
Great word!

Euphemaster: /yoo-fim-mass-tur/ Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he’d get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party’s throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort. Etymology: euphemism – substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master – at the top of one’s profession; innuendo – a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt – a stupid person Created by: Banky.

Comments on Euphemaster:

ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Sublime!

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
pretty steamy stuff

silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00
You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00
Love inuendolt, and the sentence!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00
I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter!

Conversextionalist: /conver-sex-shun-a-list/ Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes. Etymology: conversationalist + sex Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Conversextionalist:

galwaywegian, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00
good one!

ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Excellent!

silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
Sizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00
Great word and easy to say.

Manfreuday: /mann froy dae/ He was such a manfreuday, always making the waitresses on the ship feel like cruise ho’s Etymology: man friday as in robinson cruise ho, freud as in ziggy. Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Manfreuday:

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 09:30:00
perhaps he was a cross dresser and liked to rompinsome cruise hose

silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:26:00
Terrific puns! Great verboticism!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:56:00
Creative and funny!

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=stiff

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

Tigger – 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!

Jabberwocky – 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out

Banky – 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You’re well endowed with artistic talent.

Verbotomy – 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James

silveryaspen – 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!

silveryaspen – 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You’ve all got me thinking you have great sex lives!

Nosila – 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger…hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James…well, it is to die for…

Verbotomy – 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I’m glad it didn’t die on the page. Thanks! ~ James

DEFINITION: n., An ongoing relationship where one person does all the talking, whining and complaining, and the other just listens quietly and tries to appear sympathetic. v. intr., To participate in a lopsided conversation where one person does all the conversing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Complainionship: /-kum-PLEYN-yuhn-ship-/ Tina was convinced that Eric was one of the few people who really listened to her, was interested in everything she had to say, and valued their platonic relationship as much as he valued her opinions. Eric deperately wanted to go out with Tina, and although she was ‘out of his league,’ he maintained hope that their “complainionship” would eventually progress into something more. Etymology: complain – express dissatisfaction (from Vulgar Latin, complangere “lament”) + companionship – person who accompanies or associates with another (from Old French, compaignon “fellow, mate”) [& relationship] Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Complainionship:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-11: 09:10:00
Very good strong word!

metro1, 2008-02-11: 11:06:00
Nice one Tigger! You write like a perfect complainion! And I’m listening.

Banky, 2008-02-11: 12:05:00
Supoib!

purpleartichokes, 2008-02-11: 18:06:00
Lovely!

purpleman, 2008-02-11: 19:32:00
i like it i will see if anyone will come up with something better

Matrimonologue: /matt-trih-mohn-o-log/ When Jenna’s husband would begin a droning matrimonologue about the good old days in the frat house in college, she would escape through the back door in her mind. Today she found herself in the middle of the Caribbean aboard a pirate ship, with Captain Fabio, who proceeded to use his “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Spray” in the most debaucherous of manners. Oddly enough, her husband was having a very similar fantasy, but with substantially more Greek-letter-inscribed paddling. Etymology: matrimony + monologue Created by: Banky.

Comments on Matrimonologue:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-11: 09:08:00
Very funny sentence!

galwaywegian, 2008-02-11: 12:13:00
love it!

DeltaRho2K, 2008-02-11: 13:06:00
Shamefully, I must admit marriage came to mind for me too. Great word!

Whimpathy: /(n.)wim-path-ee; (adj.) wim-path-et-ik; (intr. v.) wim-path-ize/ Living the double curse of being a good listener possessed of a kind heart, Marie spends several hours a day whimpathizing with her coworkers; however, all she really wants to do is tell them to get a life! Etymology: whimp[er] + [em]pathy Created by: milorush.

Comments on Whimpathy:

galwaywegian, 2008-02-11: 12:40:00
should be a real word!

Jabberwocky, 2008-02-11: 14:41:00
great word

OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-11: 15:53:00
Excellent word!

silveryaspen, 2008-02-11: 18:30:00
Three more cheers!

Tigger, 2008-02-12: 01:07:00
Another really versatile word!

Comadoze: /coma doze/ he must have been listening, since i saw his head nodding the whole time i was ranting about whateveritwas Etymology: coma doze Created by: simoneshin.

Comments on Comadoze:

silveryaspen, 2008-02-11: 09:07:00
Clever!

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=chat

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2008-02-11: 01:15:00
Today’s definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James

Jabberwocky – 2008-02-11: 05:57:00
very funny cartoon today – I look forward to seeing them every day

Verbotomy – 2008-02-11: 10:33:00
Thanks Jabberwocky! I was thinking of you when I did it. Of course, you’re the cat, and I’m the babbler. ~ James

Jabberwocky – 2008-02-11: 11:38:00
that’s okay – looks like a very happy cat – probably listening to some old Cat Stevens songs

OZZIEBOB – 2008-02-11: 18:38:00
The cat looks so friendly, I could moggicoddle him. Another great cartoon in a long line of great cartoons!

silveryaspen – 2008-02-11: 18:42:00
Your definition really elicited a lot of good words, remistram. Good one!

silveryaspen – 2008-02-11: 18:43:00
I second Jabberwocky’s ‘I look forward to your cartoons each day’ … me two, James. Can I be the mouse missing from the ipod?

Verbotomy – 2008-02-12: 11:30:00
Thanks! Of course the most fun is seeing how everyone responds to the creative challenge by reading their wonderful words! That’s what I look forward to every day. ~ James